What NOT to do with a corpse (Warning.. could be offensive) - Page 2

*Wes* · 03-25-2004, 02:51 AM

Yeah, this is just some kids having a good time -- and what could be more fun than making a centuries-old head talk? And simulating a sex act doesn't mean much -- they probably just held the head to their crotches and pretended it was sucking them off. I imagine them saying, "Wow, this is the best head I've ever gotten!" too.

But if you really want to hear some sick things regarding necrophilia, check out the abundance of fetish sites on the net. Some have "testimonials" -- in which anonymous professionals (morgue attendants, funeral home directors, etc...) will admit to having violated the corpses in their care, and some of the stories are quite graphic. There was even one I remember that gave instructions on how to clean the body afterwards to make sure people didn't find out you'd done anything to it -- like placing cotton in the vaginal cavity to be sure that semen didn't seep out during the wake or funeral. Apparently the author of that faq thought it would be romantic if you'd had relations with the corpse of a spouse, since your semen would be sealed inside your dead lover for all eternity.

*Dane E5R* · 03-25-2004, 05:06 PM

Wes... That was the nastiest thing... I have ever read... In my life......

...............

......I think I'm gonna beat you up.

*Wes* · 03-25-2004, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Elite5Raph

Wes... That was the nastiest thing... I have ever read... In my life......

...............

......I think I'm gonna beat you up.

Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls.

I'm so tempted to dig up the link for you, because if I post it I know you'll have no choice but to look.

*That Matt Guy* · 03-25-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wes

I'm so tempted to dig up the link for you, because if I post it I know you'll have no choice but to look.

And you'd have no choice but to get banned, dumb ****.

milweskee · 03-25-2004, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Wes

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Originally Posted by Elite5Raph

Wes... That was the nastiest thing... I have ever read... In my life......

...............

......I think I'm gonna beat you up.

Oh, I bet you say that to all the girls.

I'm so tempted to dig up the link for you, because if I post it I know you'll have no choice but to look.

Haha, yup.

*Wes* · 03-25-2004, 05:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

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Originally Posted by Wes

I'm so tempted to dig up the link for you, because if I post it I know you'll have no choice but to look.

And you'd have no choice but to get banned, dumb f***.

From the forum rules: Posting obscene or illegal links/images/text is not allowed.

Yeah, I guess you're right. Thanks for the reminder, though I could've done without the extremely nasty and rude way you put it.

If anyone does want to try and find that page, though, it was one of Something Awful's awful links of the day a while back...happy corpse hunting.

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-26-2004, 12:46 AM

Funny, I've not been banned yet. Ever seen Necromantik?

*Wes* · 03-26-2004, 12:54 AM

No, but I know all about it, and if it were cheaper than $30 you can believe I'd have it in my collection...

Thus far the only dvds I've paid that much for are Jan Svankmajer films.

*Skeletoncrew* · 03-26-2004, 01:03 AM

I don't own it, I've just rented it. It and Necromantik 2. The soundtracks are painful. For that matter, the films are almost painful to watch.

*R-iZZy* · 03-26-2004, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Wes

Yeah, this is just some kids having a good time -- and what could be more fun than making a centuries-old head talk? And simulating a sex act doesn't mean much -- they probably just held the head to their crotches and pretended it was sucking them off. I imagine them saying, "Wow, this is the best head I've ever gotten!" too.

But if you really want to hear some sick things regarding necrophilia, check out the abundance of fetish sites on the net. Some have "testimonials" -- in which anonymous professionals (morgue attendants, funeral home directors, etc...) will admit to having violated the corpses in their care, and some of the stories are quite graphic. There was even one I remember that gave instructions on how to clean the body afterwards to make sure people didn't find out you'd done anything to it -- like placing cotton in the vaginal cavity to be sure that semen didn't seep out during the wake or funeral. Apparently the author of that faq thought it would be romantic if you'd had relations with the corpse of a spouse, since your semen would be sealed inside your dead lover for all eternity.

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! OMG... I let out the biggest laugh ever from reading a post off of this board. LOL... "Wow, this is the best head I've ever gotten!" *wipes a tear*

*Dr. Doom* · 03-26-2004, 10:09 AM

Those kids didn't do ****, man. I can think of a million more horrible things to do to a corpse. In fact, I think I'll go through all of them in my head right now. -=Starts giggling=-

Billy the Kid · 03-26-2004, 05:02 PM

Those kids have some serious mental problems!!! They really should be getting counseling instead of being prosecuted.

03-25-2004, 02:51 AM	#21
Wes Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A very scary place. With crayons! Posts: 1,607	Yeah, this is just some kids having a good time -- and what could be more fun than making a centuries-old head talk? And simulating a sex act doesn't mean much -- they probably just held the head to their crotches and pretended it was sucking them off. I imagine them saying, "Wow, this is the best head I've ever gotten!" too. But if you really want to hear some sick things regarding necrophilia, check out the abundance of fetish sites on the net. Some have "testimonials" -- in which anonymous professionals (morgue attendants, funeral home directors, etc...) will admit to having violated the corpses in their care, and some of the stories are quite graphic. There was even one I remember that gave instructions on how to clean the body afterwards to make sure people didn't find out you'd done anything to it -- like placing cotton in the vaginal cavity to be sure that semen didn't seep out during the wake or funeral. Apparently the author of that faq thought it would be romantic if you'd had relations with the corpse of a spouse, since your semen would be sealed inside your dead lover for all eternity. __________________ * Scary-Crayon * Wesoteric * Chew your gum properly, ok? Aaand... Technodrome buy/sell/trade thread here!

03-25-2004, 05:06 PM	#22
Dane E5R Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Topeka, Kansas Posts: 1,602	Wes... That was the nastiest thing... I have ever read... In my life...... ............... ......I think I'm gonna beat you up. __________________ http://www.luckyusshow.com

03-26-2004, 12:46 AM	#27
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Funny, I've not been banned yet. Ever seen Necromantik? __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-26-2004, 12:54 AM	#28
Wes Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A very scary place. With crayons! Posts: 1,607	No, but I know all about it, and if it were cheaper than $30 you can believe I'd have it in my collection... Thus far the only dvds I've paid that much for are Jan Svankmajer films. __________________ * Scary-Crayon * Wesoteric * Chew your gum properly, ok? Aaand... Technodrome buy/sell/trade thread here!

03-26-2004, 01:03 AM	#29
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	I don't own it, I've just rented it. It and Necromantik 2. The soundtracks are painful. For that matter, the films are almost painful to watch. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

03-26-2004, 10:09 AM	#31
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	Those kids didn't do **, man. I can think of a million more horrible things to do to a corpse. In fact, I think I'll go through all of them in my head right now. -=Starts giggling=- __________________ I love you, Pickle.**

03-26-2004, 05:02 PM	#32
Billy the Kid Foot Soldier Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: New Mexico USA Posts: 191	Those kids have some serious mental problems!!! They really should be getting counseling instead of being prosecuted. __________________ I'm not an outlaw - I'm just misunderstood!!! Vive l' Empereur!!!