Star Wars spoof. - Page 2

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-10-2004, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Mars

Amen, TMB.

Artoo-Detoo: *chirps*
Seethreepio: I am not a dork, Artoo! Stop calling me that!
Artoo: *chirps again*
Seethreepio: *turns away* Oh...buzz off.
*Artoo then proceeds to zap the crud out of him*

Heh...joke a guy friend and I do every time we call each other.

Okay, THATS funny!!!

Peanut · 04-10-2004, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by barkworm

BTW, has anyone already seen this (BIG SPOILER AHEAD):
http://cgi.theforce.net/theforce/ima...n_uk_paper.jpg
Looks promising!

YOWZA! My Hype-O-Meter has just reached critical mass.......after saying that so has my Geek-O-Meter.

MW8979 · 04-10-2004, 09:00 AM

The new Star Wars films are pretty good. Well, Episode 2 is pretty good. Episode I is a very terrible piece of crap - Star Wars or otherwise. Completely overrated.

**Barkworm** · 04-10-2004, 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SuperShredder84

The new Star Wars films are pretty good. Well, Episode 2 is pretty good. Episode I is a very terrible piece of crap - Star Wars or otherwise. Completely overrated.

The scenes with Obi Wan in Episode 2 were pretty good, as well as the final light sabre battle. The scenes with Anakin and Padme were so bad I wanted to shoot myself.

*Taloniss* · 04-10-2004, 10:13 AM

The only thing I've liked about the new Star Wars movies was Yoda finally getting off his muppet butt and whooping somebody. Everything else seems like an excuse to cash in on the name value.

*Voltron* · 04-10-2004, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Taloniss

The only thing I've liked about the new Star Wars movies was Yoda finally getting off his muppet butt and whooping somebody. Everything else seems like an excuse to cash in on the name value.

The actors so far who have played Anakin Skywalker have been so ridiculously bad that I refuse to call the new movies Star Wars.

*Dr. Doom* · 04-10-2004, 12:07 PM

I don't care much for Hayden Christiansen's consant angst and whineyness, but I suppose that very well could just be what they were going for. If that's the case, it's Lucas' fault he pisses me off so much.

*Voltron* · 04-10-2004, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

I don't care much for Hayden Christiansen's consant angst and whineyness, but I suppose that very well could just be what they were going for. If that's the case, it's Lucas' fault he pisses me off so much.

What gets me though is that the Anakin in the new trilogy is so different from Vader. If the Vader had the same characteristics in the old episodes as Anakin does now, Vader would have been a joke.

Piet-"My Lord, I trust your meeting with the Emporer went well. Lord Vader..are...are you crying?"

Vader-"It's not fair Piet!! Alls I want is to be the Emporer and the Emporer is holding me back!! It's all his fault!! I'm going to my room! I hate you all forever!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"

and why it would be hysterical to see a spin off of that, Star Wars would have sucked! Why couldn't they have just made Anakin a badass, like Vader, instead of that light saber toting turd?

MW8979 · 04-10-2004, 05:50 PM

He's going to get that way eventually you know. I think it would be tacky if they just made him go straight from a troubled child right into a homicidal dictator, with nothing in between. Granted, some points of the film are corny, but I think it's necessary for character development, just so it doesn't look like too much of a suddent jump. But yeah, I'm waiting for the real Vader to arise as well.

*That Matt Guy* · 04-10-2004, 07:03 PM

My only problem with the prequels...

Not enough Jar Jar Binks.

*Mars-Chan* · 04-10-2004, 10:43 PM

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Originally posted by Mars:
Amen, TMB.

Artoo-Detoo: *chirps*
Seethreepio: I am not a dork, Artoo! Stop calling me that!
Artoo: *chirps again*
Seethreepio: *turns away* Oh...buzz off.
*Artoo then proceeds to zap the crud out of him*

Heh...joke a guy friend and I do every time we call each other.
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Okay, THATS funny!!!

You want to know how it REALLY goes, TMB? PM me and I'll tell ya!

Hyper Metal Sonic · 04-10-2004, 10:57 PM

YIKES that picture is CREEPY.

*raphael_is_cool* · 04-11-2004, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by barkworm

The scenes with Obi Wan in Episode 2 were pretty good, as well as the final light sabre battle. The scenes with Anakin and Padme were so bad I wanted to shoot myself.

Haha yeah, at the end of every one of their scenes I was cringing

*Voltron* · 04-11-2004, 12:55 PM

DAMMIT! I SHOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED!

04-10-2004, 12:07 PM	#27
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	I don't care much for Hayden Christiansen's consant angst and whineyness, but I suppose that very well could just be what they were going for. If that's the case, it's Lucas' fault he pisses me off so much. __________________ I love you, Pickle.

04-11-2004, 12:55 PM	#34
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	DAMMIT! I SHOULDN'T HAVE LOOKED! __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

04-10-2004, 09:00 AM	#23
MW8979 Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 431	The new Star Wars films are pretty good. Well, Episode 2 is pretty good. Episode I is a very terrible piece of crap - Star Wars or otherwise. Completely overrated.

04-10-2004, 10:13 AM	#25
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	The only thing I've liked about the new Star Wars movies was Yoda finally getting off his muppet butt and whooping somebody. Everything else seems like an excuse to cash in on the name value.

04-10-2004, 05:50 PM	#29
MW8979 Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 431	He's going to get that way eventually you know. I think it would be tacky if they just made him go straight from a troubled child right into a homicidal dictator, with nothing in between. Granted, some points of the film are corny, but I think it's necessary for character development, just so it doesn't look like too much of a suddent jump. But yeah, I'm waiting for the real Vader to arise as well.

04-10-2004, 07:03 PM	#30
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	My only problem with the prequels... Not enough Jar Jar Binks.

04-10-2004, 10:57 PM	#32
Hyper Metal Sonic Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeastern Louisiana Posts: 786	YIKES that picture is CREEPY.