Really stupid arguement...

Hyper Metal Sonic · 04-10-2004, 11:18 PM

I sent a picture of a charred Anakin Skywalker from Episode 3 to a friend of mine over AIM when we got into an arguement:

A Jedi Knight vs. a guy with a M-16....who would win?

In my opinion, having force powers gives the Jedi a pretty damn good advantage. lol.

What'chu think?

*Eye of Sarnath* · 04-10-2004, 11:36 PM

The guy with the M-16 wouldn't have a chance.

*Stone Ill* · 04-10-2004, 11:48 PM

Simplified, kiddy version of my opinion:

M-16 guy would win because Star Wars sucks.

Moose · 04-11-2004, 01:00 AM

That shouldn't even be considered an argument. The Jedi Knight would win of course.

*Taloniss* · 04-11-2004, 08:44 AM

Jedi Force Throws the gun away from the dude and Force chokes him.

*jeff the cheff* · 04-11-2004, 09:34 AM

wow we are nerds.

*Anarky* · 04-11-2004, 10:03 AM

't all depends on who shoots/strikes/whatevers first. If the M16-guy fires first and gets the jedi by surprise, then the jedi's out.

but if it's a duel, then i feel sorry for the poor m16-guy

*Wes* · 04-11-2004, 10:37 AM

Is the Jedi Knight allowed to use "the force," or is he restricted to only using the lightsaber? If the latter, it all depends on how much distance is between him and the M-16 guy and if he's fast enough to block the bullets. I'm guessing he's probably not that fast...so M-16 guy. If he's allowed to use "the force" it's just not fair at all.

Hyper Metal Sonic · 04-11-2004, 10:57 AM

My opinion is that the force borders on damn premonition, so he'd know the guy was about to shoot before he actually does.

CookSux · 04-11-2004, 11:49 AM

All the Jedi Knights that I've seen are fat people who swing around plastic rods and quote lines from a movie called Star Wars.

愛 · 04-11-2004, 11:55 AM

M-16 bullets shoot a little faster than those wimpy blasters, so it depends on how fast the Jedi is with blocking the bullets.

But since Jedis are totally sweet, I'm going to pick the Jedi Knight.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-11-2004, 03:30 PM

Jedi uses force to crunch the M16's nossle, then the gun explodes in the guy's hands killing him, then the Jedi deflects the bullets which the courpse. Sick, but effective.

MTN889 · 04-11-2004, 03:36 PM

The jedi would probably crush the nozzle with the force and tell the other guy to leave before he is destroyed.

MW8979 · 04-11-2004, 04:00 PM

Depends on how experienced this Jedi is. M16 bullets come awfully quickly and all it takes is one...

Moose · 04-11-2004, 11:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CookSux

All the Jedi Knights that I've seen are fat people who swing around plastic rods and quote lines from a movie called Star Wars.

I'm sorry, but that's brilliant.

*Dr. Doom* · 04-11-2004, 11:54 PM

I could see a jedi (probably a dark one) getting shot at, but stopping the bullets in mid air and using them against the dude with the M-16

Meeko · 04-12-2004, 12:44 AM

i hate star wars so M16 guy

*That Matt Guy* · 04-12-2004, 05:19 AM

How about they just kill themselves. Problem solved.

04-10-2004, 11:18 PM	#1
Hyper Metal Sonic Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeastern Louisiana Posts: 786	Really stupid arguement... I sent a picture of a charred Anakin Skywalker from Episode 3 to a friend of mine over AIM when we got into an arguement: A Jedi Knight vs. a guy with a M-16....who would win? In my opinion, having force powers gives the Jedi a pretty damn good advantage. lol. What'chu think?

04-10-2004, 11:36 PM	#2
Eye of Sarnath Mad Scientist Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: NY Posts: 1,590	The guy with the M-16 wouldn't have a chance. __________________ "When I was real small I heard about this thing called the decline of civilization... and I decided that it was something I would like to become involved in." -George Carlin

04-11-2004, 01:00 AM	#4
Moose Thug Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: In front of the computer Posts: 65	That shouldn't even be considered an argument. The Jedi Knight would win of course. __________________ ~I do NOT have bad taste in guys!

04-11-2004, 10:03 AM	#7
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	't all depends on who shoots/strikes/whatevers first. If the M16-guy fires first and gets the jedi by surprise, then the jedi's out. but if it's a duel, then i feel sorry for the poor m16-guy __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

04-11-2004, 10:37 AM	#8
Wes Mad Scientist Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: A very scary place. With crayons! Posts: 1,607	Is the Jedi Knight allowed to use "the force," or is he restricted to only using the lightsaber? If the latter, it all depends on how much distance is between him and the M-16 guy and if he's fast enough to block the bullets. I'm guessing he's probably not that fast...so M-16 guy. If he's allowed to use "the force" it's just not fair at all. __________________ * Scary-Crayon * Wesoteric * Chew your gum properly, ok? Aaand... Technodrome buy/sell/trade thread here!

04-10-2004, 11:48 PM	#3
Stone Ill Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Burlington, Ontario Posts: 2,397	Simplified, kiddy version of my opinion: M-16 guy would win because Star Wars sucks.

04-11-2004, 08:44 AM	#5
Taloniss Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Toronto Posts: 1,819	Jedi Force Throws the gun away from the dude and Force chokes him.

04-11-2004, 09:34 AM	#6
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	wow we are nerds.

04-11-2004, 10:57 AM	#9
Hyper Metal Sonic Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Southeastern Louisiana Posts: 786	My opinion is that the force borders on damn premonition, so he'd know the guy was about to shoot before he actually does.

04-11-2004, 11:49 AM	#10
CookSux Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Sparta Posts: 928	All the Jedi Knights that I've seen are fat people who swing around plastic rods and quote lines from a movie called Star Wars. __________________ http://http://cooksux.deviantart.com/ http://www.xanga.com/cooksux http://www.myspace.com/cooksux

04-11-2004, 11:55 AM	#11
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	M-16 bullets shoot a little faster than those wimpy blasters, so it depends on how fast the Jedi is with blocking the bullets. But since Jedis are totally sweet, I'm going to pick the Jedi Knight.

04-11-2004, 03:30 PM	#12
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Jedi uses force to crunch the M16's nossle, then the gun explodes in the guy's hands killing him, then the Jedi deflects the bullets which the courpse. Sick, but effective. __________________

04-11-2004, 03:36 PM	#13
MTN889 Stone Warrior Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: I would tell you, but i fear an attack of AOL Trial CDs. Posts: 665	The jedi would probably crush the nozzle with the force and tell the other guy to leave before he is destroyed.

04-11-2004, 04:00 PM	#14
MW8979 Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 431	Depends on how experienced this Jedi is. M16 bullets come awfully quickly and all it takes is one...

04-11-2004, 11:54 PM	#16
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	I could see a jedi (probably a dark one) getting shot at, but stopping the bullets in mid air and using them against the dude with the M-16 __________________ I love you, Pickle.

04-12-2004, 12:44 AM	#17
Meeko Hench Mutant Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Minnesota Posts: 456	i hate star wars so M16 guy __________________ Absolutely not a signature.

04-12-2004, 05:19 AM	#18
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	How about they just kill themselves. Problem solved.