Italian English (only a joke)

Shredder's Girl · 04-19-2004, 11:14 PM

I found this on another board, it's a song.

Italian English

One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel.
Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast.

I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast.
She brings me only one piss.
I tella her I want two piss.
She say go to the toilet.
I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate.
She say, you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma b****.
I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma b****.

Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant.
The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock.
I tella her I wanna fock.
She tell me everyone wanna fock.
I tell her you no understand.
I wanna fock on the table.
She say, you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma b****.
So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no ***** onna my bed.
Call the manager and tella him I wanna s***.
He tell me to go to toilet.
I say you no understand. I wanna s*** on my bed.
He say you better not s*** onna bed, you sonna ma b****.

I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you".
I say piss on you too, you sonna ma b****, I gonna back to Italy...

Peanut · 04-19-2004, 11:17 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

*Voltron* · 04-19-2004, 11:18 PM

Ouch! Take that Italy!

愛 · 04-19-2004, 11:20 PM

Impressive.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-19-2004, 11:41 PM

Most Impressive!

RIOT!!!

You know, maybe I should record that in my Mario voice. That would just be.....oh man.

Tigershard · 04-19-2004, 11:44 PM

Hehe! If it's a song, know where we can actually download it?

Shredder's Girl · 04-20-2004, 12:05 AM

On the board I found it they just posted the song name, I don't know if the information is correct, but you can try to search for it. The name is I don't need this s*** By Dj Johnny

*raphael_is_cool* · 04-20-2004, 05:49 AM

Yeah I remember that song. My friend pees himself with laughter when I quote it

The sheet on the bed is the best. And I thought it just went 'you son of a beech'

*The Defibrillator* · 04-20-2004, 07:06 AM

Chuckle-worthy

Relay · 04-20-2004, 09:42 AM

I hope for your sake no mafia members frequent this board.

愛 · 04-20-2004, 09:59 AM

Yeah, unless you want to sleep with the fishes.

**Machias Banshee** · 04-20-2004, 02:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relay

I hope for your sake no mafia members frequent this board.

*brings out a baseball bat and a couple buckets of cement*

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-20-2004, 08:30 PM

At least the fish will get a good laugh.

*Kameko* · 04-20-2004, 08:41 PM

Clever.

Relay · 04-20-2004, 09:09 PM

A wise guy, eh? Don't be surprised if you find a horse head in your bed in the morning.

*Raven* · 04-20-2004, 09:26 PM

god that was funny

04-19-2004, 11:14 PM	#1
Shredder's Girl Thug Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Technodrome, Dimension X Posts: 81	Italian English (only a joke) I found this on another board, it's a song. Italian English One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go down to eat breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me only one piss. I tella her I want two piss. She say go to the toilet. I say, you no understand, I wanna piss onna my plate. She say, you better no piss onna plate, you sonna ma b**. I don't even know the lady and she call me sonna ma b. Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a spoon and knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tell me everyone wanna fock. I tell her you no understand. I wanna fock on the table. She say, you better not fock on the table, you sonna ma b. So I go back to my room inna hotel and there is no * onna my bed. Call the manager and tella him I wanna s. He tell me to go to toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna s on my bed. He say you better not s* onna bed, you sonna ma b**. I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you". I say piss on you too, you sonna ma b, I gonna back to Italy... __________________ Visit my website in tribute to ex F1 driver Riccardo Patrese - Click Here!**

04-19-2004, 11:18 PM	#3
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Ouch! Take that Italy! __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

04-19-2004, 11:41 PM	#5
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Most Impressive! RIOT!!! You know, maybe I should record that in my Mario voice. That would just be.....oh man. __________________

04-20-2004, 12:05 AM	#7
Shredder's Girl Thug Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Technodrome, Dimension X Posts: 81	On the board I found it they just posted the song name, I don't know if the information is correct, but you can try to search for it. The name is I don't need this s* By Dj Johnny __________________ Visit my website in tribute to ex F1 driver Riccardo Patrese - Click Here!**

04-20-2004, 07:06 AM	#9
The Defibrillator Mad Scientist Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Dee Eff Dubble You Posts: 1,631	Chuckle-worthy __________________ My newest signature.

04-19-2004, 11:17 PM	#2
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

04-19-2004, 11:20 PM	#4
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Impressive.

04-19-2004, 11:44 PM	#6
Tigershard Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Michigan Posts: 469	Hehe! If it's a song, know where we can actually download it?

04-20-2004, 05:49 AM	#8
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	Yeah I remember that song. My friend pees himself with laughter when I quote it The sheet on the bed is the best. And I thought it just went 'you son of a beech'

04-20-2004, 09:42 AM	#10
Relay Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Cacalacky Posts: 400	I hope for your sake no mafia members frequent this board.

04-20-2004, 09:59 AM	#11
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Yeah, unless you want to sleep with the fishes.

04-20-2004, 08:30 PM	#13
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	At least the fish will get a good laugh. __________________

04-20-2004, 08:41 PM	#14
Kameko Sister to the TMNT Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA Posts: 2,756	Clever.

04-20-2004, 09:09 PM	#15
Relay Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: North Cacalacky Posts: 400	A wise guy, eh? Don't be surprised if you find a horse head in your bed in the morning.

04-20-2004, 09:26 PM	#16
Raven follower of Jesus Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 6,212	god that was funny __________________ TMNT Future Despair Deviant Offical Ultimate Ninja Turtles Site!