Popcorn - Page 2

**Kali** · 07-08-2002, 03:17 PM

The Turtles cruised the streets in the Turtle Van. Leo was driving with Mike in the passenger seat, and Raph was in back watching Donnie use his alien technology detector to find April and channel six.

"Okay, turn left here," Don said. Leo did so, then he realized something.

"Hey, has anybody tried to contact April on the Turtle com?"

Mike looked at him. "Hey, I'm the comic relief, thinking is what you and Don do."

"Hey," Raph cried. "I think too! I'm gonna call her." He got out his Turtle com and tuned into April's frequency. "Come in April."

**Nturtle** · 07-08-2002, 03:39 PM

The turtle com blinked and was full of static "Damn it! Work 'ya stupid thing!"
Finnally April came up "About time guys!! Big problem! The channel 6 building was abducted by aliens and splinter just ate Irma!!!!!" "Wonderful" said raph "I guess it was bound to happen one day..."

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-08-2002, 06:08 PM

Shredder watched from a rooftop as the turtle van approached. As soon as they were in range he shot the front tires out with his blaster. The van skidded and screeched to a halt.

"Hah! That will slow those meddlesome turtles down!"

"Duh. But why didn't you let us shoot them boss?"

Bebop added, "Yeah. We like shootin toitles."

"Because you'd have missed you incompetent fools! If I want something done right, I have to do it myself! Now come on, we've got an alien spaceship to hijack!"

**Kali** · 07-08-2002, 06:21 PM

The Turtles bounced around in the Van as it skidded and only looked up when they came to a stop. "Are we there yet?" Mikey asked.
Leo jumped out of the van and inspected the damage. "Someone shot our tires out. We're walking from here."
Don and Raph jumped out of the back as Mike slid out of the passenger seat, his face a few shades greener. "It's only a few more blocks away," Don said.
"But someone tried to stop us," Leo said. "That means someone's after the aliens as well. We better hurry up."

Meanwhile...
April pulled the closet door shut and locked it. She'd managed to get away from Splinter and the intern, but they got Irma. Great. She hoped the Turtles would get here soon.

**Nturtle** · 07-08-2002, 06:36 PM

"But uh... how we goin a get on tat alien spaceship boss *snort*?" asked Bebop. "Uh...well I hadn't really thought of that yet um..."... Suddenly Rocksteady interupted "How about the translocational hyperporter thing-a-migig boss?" "Of course!" cried Shredder "Good thing I thought of that!!, now come on you nit wits we must go and get the translocational hyperporter from Dimension X!!!

**azure turtle** · 07-08-2002, 08:38 PM

(( LOL!!

))

April prayed to the great turtle gods that none of the aliens would find her in the closet. Suddenly, she heard loud sounds outside, as if there were a giant fight going on. April slowly opened the door and peeked outside. To her surprise, a giant mutant duck was fighting off Irma, Splinter, and the girl whose name starts with a "J". The duck was able to quickly tie up the three with a lasso. April stepped out of the closet and walked up to the duck.
"I had no idea that Howard the Duck was still around!" she exclaimed.
The mutant duck turned towards her with a look of disdain. "I'm not Howard, you idiot! I'm Ace Duck! The greatest hero of all time!"
"Ace?" April wrinkled her nose. "I've heard that name before...hey, weren't you just an action figure?"
"NO! I was on the cartoon once!" Ace got angry.
"Ya, for five seconds..." April grumbled.
"Now is not the time to be arguing," said Ace. "We've got to find a place to hide from those creepy aliens."
"Wait, how'd you get in the news building?" April questioned the duck as they began running through the hallways...again.
"Easy," Ace responded nonchalantly. "Azure is a big fan of mine."
"I don't think I understand..." April began, but Ace ignored her.
"Quick, let's hide in the men's room. No one would ever think of looking for a mutant duck and a woman in the men's room!" Ace dragged April into the restroom.
"What wonderful logic you have," April muttered.

**Kali** · 07-11-2002, 08:35 PM

The four Turtles stopped in front of a large building that obviously wasn't Channel Six.

"You think they just repainted it?" Mikey suggested.

Don reached out to touch the wall. "It's a hologram, my hand goes right through."

So, they all walked through the wall and stared with open mouths. It was Channel Six! But there were tubes and wires going through it.

"It's almost like they're trying to transform it," Leo gasped.

"Yeah, enough gawking," Raph snapped. "Let's get in there and rescue April!" He ran into the front lobby and looked around. "Man, this place looks like a decorators nightmare."

*enigma-1* · 07-11-2002, 09:08 PM

*coughs, dusting herself off as she from behind a desk* You got that right, Turtle.

**Nturtle** · 07-11-2002, 09:13 PM

Suddenly the celing breaks open and Shredder with Bebop and Rocksteady come down!! Shredder points a weird laser gun at the turtles "Ha ha! Now with this translocational hyperporter I will blast the turtles to kingdom come!!" "Uh but boss *snort* I thought tat thing was for movin stuff?" "Will you shut up your ruining my entrence" Shredder shouted as he smacked Bebop across the back of the head

*enigma-1* · 07-11-2002, 09:14 PM

*ducks back under the desk when the ceiling collapses* Oh man, why did I take this stupid job?

**azure turtle** · 07-12-2002, 02:04 AM

(( Psst, Enigma, this isn't really an RPG...it's more of a story. We just write the next part based on what the previous person wrote ))

April nervously paced around the men's room, not knowing what to think of the whole situation. Ace was standing in front of the door, his head pressed against it. "I hear voices," he whispered, when suddenly, there was a loud crash that came from somewhere in the lobby.

"What was that?" April began to panic. "What in the world is going on out there?"

"Only one way to find out," Ace grinned. He grabbed April by the arm and they slowly made their way to the lobby.

"Would you let go of me? I can walk on my own, y'know." April yanked her hand away from Ace, then stared in shock at the scene before her. The turtles stood on one side of the lobby, while Shredder and his goons stood on the other. "Well, I've never seen this before," April oozed with sarcasm.

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-12-2002, 02:36 AM

Shredder turned towards April, "Ahhh, Miss O'Neil. What a pleasure to see you ag--"

He was cut off by the sudden appearance of Splinter behind April. The mutant rat wrapped one arm around her waist, pinning her arms down, and grasped her throat with his free hand. "Nobody moves or the bimbo dies." Splinter hissed menacingly at the assembled mutants and human.

**azure turtle** · 07-12-2002, 02:48 AM

(( LOL!! Splinter calling April a bimbo?!

I can't think of a response...I'm too busy laughing! ))

**Nturtle** · 07-12-2002, 08:31 AM

"No not April!! DAMN YOU SPLINTER!!!!!" Shredder yelled when suddenly Ace Duck fell out of the sky crushing both Splinter and April!!

*Kameko* · 07-12-2002, 04:48 PM

Raph: *turns to Leo* What's with Master Splinter?

Mikey: Too many years without a date, I guess.

Leo, Donny, & Raph:

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-13-2002, 04:21 AM

Groans emerged from underneath Ace Duck.

"Whoops, sorry about that miss!" Ace leapt to his feet and began helping April to her feet. As soon as she had her balance she turned her attention to Splinter.

"So I'm a bimbo am I?" Scowling, she put her hands on her hips and threw her shoulders back, popping the top two buttons on her jumpsuit. The many assembled males gasped in appreciation.

"Awww man...she's wearing a leopard print bra!" Michaelangelo graced her with a look he normally reserved for the best of pizzas.

Rocksteady elbowed Bebop and snorted, "Told ya she's a bimbo!"

April let out an indignent gasp and pulled her jumpsuit closed. Frustrated, she aimed a kick at Splinter ribs, but lost her balance and landed on him with a thud.

To everyone's surprise, upon impact a disgusting bug-like creature scuttled out of Splinter's ear and made a beeline for...

**Nturtle** · 07-13-2002, 08:07 AM

(LOL!!!!!) suddenly the little bug grew to his normal size turning out to be none other then Baxter Stockman "Damn you turtles!! you ruined my plans!! but I'm not done yet!!!" he yelled as he took out a blaster. But no one was really payin attention to him since they were all paying attention to April's chest area...especially shredder

**Kali** · 07-13-2002, 10:26 AM

((LOL SC!

))

Raphael was jolted as a laser blast hit him. "Yow, hey watch it, don't interupt me when I'm... Uh oh." He shoved his brothers to get their attention and pointed to Baxter, who continued firing at them. They had to run for cover, all except April and Splinter, who were still tangled together on the floor.

*Skeletoncrew* · 07-13-2002, 02:20 PM

Splinter began to regain consciousness as soon as the parasitic Baxter had exited his body. "Ugh. What weird dreams," he thought to himself. He smacked his lips, "What is that strange taste?" he wondered.

He then became aware of a weight on his body, and opened his eyes. Much to his surprise he found himself getting a better than usual view of April O' Neil's cleavage. "I must still be dreaming. Well, when in Rome--"

April let out a surprised shriek startling Baxter so much that he dropped the laser gun.

**azure turtle** · 07-13-2002, 11:20 PM

(( LOL!!!! ))

"What? What is that?" Baxter covered his sensative ears, glaring in the direction of the scream. Then, before anyone else could say anything, a loud "thwack" could be heard as April slapped Splinter silly.

"I can't believe you did that!!" April stood up and held her hands at her hips. "Of all the people in the world, I'd never think Splinter would..." April continued scolding the poor, confused rat as everyone had a good laugh. Even Irma and the girl whose name starts with a "J"...of course, they were still possessed by aliens.

"Oh ya, I almost forgot! Dudes, we gotta help Irma and that dudette get those aliens outta there system!" Michelangelo yelled. Then he turned to the computer screen. "Hey, thanks for reminding us, Mr. Narrator!" Mike whispered.

The turtles turned their attention to the two females, as Ace did battle with Baxter. "Argh! I was trying to destroy the turtles! Not some ugly duckling!" Baxter whined.

"I'm not ugly! I'll have you know that I'm the world's most handsome duck!" Ace puffed up his chest and struck a heroic pose.

Baxter rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Can we fight now?"

"Sure. It'll be a pleasure to squash you," Ace declared.

Meanwhile, Rocksteady turned to Shredder. "Duh, what should we do now, boss? Do youse want us to get involved?"

"No, you bumbling idiot! Let them fight each other. Then we'll destroy the winners, whoever they are. I think this fight will last a while, so why don't we play a friendly game of thumb wrestling?" Shredder looked at his goons, waiting for one of them to accept his challenge.

07-08-2002, 06:08 PM	#23
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Shredder watched from a rooftop as the turtle van approached. As soon as they were in range he shot the front tires out with his blaster. The van skidded and screeched to a halt. "Hah! That will slow those meddlesome turtles down!" "Duh. But why didn't you let us shoot them boss?" Bebop added, "Yeah. We like shootin toitles." "Because you'd have missed you incompetent fools! If I want something done right, I have to do it myself! Now come on, we've got an alien spaceship to hijack!" __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-08-2002, 08:38 PM	#26
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	(( LOL!! )) April prayed to the great turtle gods that none of the aliens would find her in the closet. Suddenly, she heard loud sounds outside, as if there were a giant fight going on. April slowly opened the door and peeked outside. To her surprise, a giant mutant duck was fighting off Irma, Splinter, and the girl whose name starts with a "J". The duck was able to quickly tie up the three with a lasso. April stepped out of the closet and walked up to the duck. "I had no idea that Howard the Duck was still around!" she exclaimed. The mutant duck turned towards her with a look of disdain. "I'm not Howard, you idiot! I'm Ace Duck! The greatest hero of all time!" "Ace?" April wrinkled her nose. "I've heard that name before...hey, weren't you just an action figure?" "NO! I was on the cartoon once!" Ace got angry. "Ya, for five seconds..." April grumbled. "Now is not the time to be arguing," said Ace. "We've got to find a place to hide from those creepy aliens." "Wait, how'd you get in the news building?" April questioned the duck as they began running through the hallways...again. "Easy," Ace responded nonchalantly. "Azure is a big fan of mine." "I don't think I understand..." April began, but Ace ignored her. "Quick, let's hide in the men's room. No one would ever think of looking for a mutant duck and a woman in the men's room!" Ace dragged April into the restroom. "What wonderful logic you have," April muttered. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-12-2002, 02:04 AM	#31
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	(( Psst, Enigma, this isn't really an RPG...it's more of a story. We just write the next part based on what the previous person wrote )) April nervously paced around the men's room, not knowing what to think of the whole situation. Ace was standing in front of the door, his head pressed against it. "I hear voices," he whispered, when suddenly, there was a loud crash that came from somewhere in the lobby. "What was that?" April began to panic. "What in the world is going on out there?" "Only one way to find out," Ace grinned. He grabbed April by the arm and they slowly made their way to the lobby. "Would you let go of me? I can walk on my own, y'know." April yanked her hand away from Ace, then stared in shock at the scene before her. The turtles stood on one side of the lobby, while Shredder and his goons stood on the other. "Well, I've never seen this before," April oozed with sarcasm. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-12-2002, 02:36 AM	#32
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Shredder turned towards April, "Ahhh, Miss O'Neil. What a pleasure to see you ag--" He was cut off by the sudden appearance of Splinter behind April. The mutant rat wrapped one arm around her waist, pinning her arms down, and grasped her throat with his free hand. "Nobody moves or the bimbo dies." Splinter hissed menacingly at the assembled mutants and human. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-12-2002, 02:48 AM	#33
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	(( LOL!! Splinter calling April a bimbo?! I can't think of a response...I'm too busy laughing! )) __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!

07-08-2002, 03:17 PM	#21
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	The Turtles cruised the streets in the Turtle Van. Leo was driving with Mike in the passenger seat, and Raph was in back watching Donnie use his alien technology detector to find April and channel six. "Okay, turn left here," Don said. Leo did so, then he realized something. "Hey, has anybody tried to contact April on the Turtle com?" Mike looked at him. "Hey, I'm the comic relief, thinking is what you and Don do." "Hey," Raph cried. "I think too! I'm gonna call her." He got out his Turtle com and tuned into April's frequency. "Come in April."

07-08-2002, 03:39 PM	#22
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	The turtle com blinked and was full of static "Damn it! Work 'ya stupid thing!" Finnally April came up "About time guys!! Big problem! The channel 6 building was abducted by aliens and splinter just ate Irma!!!!!" "Wonderful" said raph "I guess it was bound to happen one day..."

07-08-2002, 06:21 PM	#24
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	The Turtles bounced around in the Van as it skidded and only looked up when they came to a stop. "Are we there yet?" Mikey asked. Leo jumped out of the van and inspected the damage. "Someone shot our tires out. We're walking from here." Don and Raph jumped out of the back as Mike slid out of the passenger seat, his face a few shades greener. "It's only a few more blocks away," Don said. "But someone tried to stop us," Leo said. "That means someone's after the aliens as well. We better hurry up." Meanwhile... April pulled the closet door shut and locked it. She'd managed to get away from Splinter and the intern, but they got Irma. Great. She hoped the Turtles would get here soon.

07-08-2002, 06:36 PM	#25
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	"But uh... how we goin a get on tat alien spaceship boss snort?" asked Bebop. "Uh...well I hadn't really thought of that yet um..."... Suddenly Rocksteady interupted "How about the translocational hyperporter thing-a-migig boss?" "Of course!" cried Shredder "Good thing I thought of that!!, now come on you nit wits we must go and get the translocational hyperporter from Dimension X!!!

07-11-2002, 08:35 PM	#27
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	The four Turtles stopped in front of a large building that obviously wasn't Channel Six. "You think they just repainted it?" Mikey suggested. Don reached out to touch the wall. "It's a hologram, my hand goes right through." So, they all walked through the wall and stared with open mouths. It was Channel Six! But there were tubes and wires going through it. "It's almost like they're trying to transform it," Leo gasped. "Yeah, enough gawking," Raph snapped. "Let's get in there and rescue April!" He ran into the front lobby and looked around. "Man, this place looks like a decorators nightmare."

07-11-2002, 09:08 PM	#28
enigma-1 Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: take your pick... Posts: 4,161	coughs, dusting herself off as she from behind a desk You got that right, Turtle.

07-11-2002, 09:13 PM	#29
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	Suddenly the celing breaks open and Shredder with Bebop and Rocksteady come down!! Shredder points a weird laser gun at the turtles "Ha ha! Now with this translocational hyperporter I will blast the turtles to kingdom come!!" "Uh but boss snort I thought tat thing was for movin stuff?" "Will you shut up your ruining my entrence" Shredder shouted as he smacked Bebop across the back of the head

07-11-2002, 09:14 PM	#30
enigma-1 Foot Elite Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: take your pick... Posts: 4,161	ducks back under the desk when the ceiling collapses Oh man, why did I take this stupid job?

07-12-2002, 08:31 AM	#34
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	"No not April!! DAMN YOU SPLINTER!!!!!" Shredder yelled when suddenly Ace Duck fell out of the sky crushing both Splinter and April!!

07-12-2002, 04:48 PM	#35
Kameko Sister to the TMNT Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Los Angeles, California, USA Posts: 2,756	Raph: turns to Leo What's with Master Splinter? Mikey: Too many years without a date, I guess. Leo, Donny, & Raph:

07-13-2002, 04:21 AM	#36
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Groans emerged from underneath Ace Duck. "Whoops, sorry about that miss!" Ace leapt to his feet and began helping April to her feet. As soon as she had her balance she turned her attention to Splinter. "So I'm a bimbo am I?" Scowling, she put her hands on her hips and threw her shoulders back, popping the top two buttons on her jumpsuit. The many assembled males gasped in appreciation. "Awww man...she's wearing a leopard print bra!" Michaelangelo graced her with a look he normally reserved for the best of pizzas. Rocksteady elbowed Bebop and snorted, "Told ya she's a bimbo!" April let out an indignent gasp and pulled her jumpsuit closed. Frustrated, she aimed a kick at Splinter ribs, but lost her balance and landed on him with a thud. To everyone's surprise, upon impact a disgusting bug-like creature scuttled out of Splinter's ear and made a beeline for... __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-13-2002, 08:07 AM	#37
Nturtle Ninja Master Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Technodrome Airducts Posts: 5,215	(LOL!!!!!) suddenly the little bug grew to his normal size turning out to be none other then Baxter Stockman "Damn you turtles!! you ruined my plans!! but I'm not done yet!!!" he yelled as he took out a blaster. But no one was really payin attention to him since they were all paying attention to April's chest area...especially shredder

07-13-2002, 10:26 AM	#38
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	((LOL SC! )) Raphael was jolted as a laser blast hit him. "Yow, hey watch it, don't interupt me when I'm... Uh oh." He shoved his brothers to get their attention and pointed to Baxter, who continued firing at them. They had to run for cover, all except April and Splinter, who were still tangled together on the floor.

07-13-2002, 02:20 PM	#39
Skeletoncrew Foot Elite Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Bearing in on your spicy brains Posts: 3,275	Splinter began to regain consciousness as soon as the parasitic Baxter had exited his body. "Ugh. What weird dreams," he thought to himself. He smacked his lips, "What is that strange taste?" he wondered. He then became aware of a weight on his body, and opened his eyes. Much to his surprise he found himself getting a better than usual view of April O' Neil's cleavage. "I must still be dreaming. Well, when in Rome--" April let out a surprised shriek startling Baxter so much that he dropped the laser gun. __________________ Adult TMNT fan art and fiction contest Now accepting entries!

07-13-2002, 11:20 PM	#40
azure turtle Mango Lovin' Mutant Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 9,453	(( LOL!!!! )) "What? What is that?" Baxter covered his sensative ears, glaring in the direction of the scream. Then, before anyone else could say anything, a loud "thwack" could be heard as April slapped Splinter silly. "I can't believe you did that!!" April stood up and held her hands at her hips. "Of all the people in the world, I'd never think Splinter would..." April continued scolding the poor, confused rat as everyone had a good laugh. Even Irma and the girl whose name starts with a "J"...of course, they were still possessed by aliens. "Oh ya, I almost forgot! Dudes, we gotta help Irma and that dudette get those aliens outta there system!" Michelangelo yelled. Then he turned to the computer screen. "Hey, thanks for reminding us, Mr. Narrator!" Mike whispered. The turtles turned their attention to the two females, as Ace did battle with Baxter. "Argh! I was trying to destroy the turtles! Not some ugly duckling!" Baxter whined. "I'm not ugly! I'll have you know that I'm the world's most handsome duck!" Ace puffed up his chest and struck a heroic pose. Baxter rolled his eyes. "Whatever. Can we fight now?" "Sure. It'll be a pleasure to squash you," Ace declared. Meanwhile, Rocksteady turned to Shredder. "Duh, what should we do now, boss? Do youse want us to get involved?" "No, you bumbling idiot! Let them fight each other. Then we'll destroy the winners, whoever they are. I think this fight will last a while, so why don't we play a friendly game of thumb wrestling?" Shredder looked at his goons, waiting for one of them to accept his challenge. __________________ "God, I love being a turtle!" Want to meet the only blue ninja turtle in existence? Come visit me at my Lair!