Blood-Sucking Monkeys Attack Children XD

*Hannah* · 01-20-2005, 02:55 PM

"Blood-Sucking Monkeys Attacking Kids

If there is one scene in "The Wizard of Oz" movie that truly terrifies children, it's the one where the Wicked Witch's flying monkeys soar through the eerie, shadowy sky and zoom down through the woods, plucking up Dorothy and her friends. That scene has almost come true. Blood-sucking monkeys that have been lurking at an ancient Hindu temple in India's northeast have attacked up to 300 children during the past three weeks.

The monkeys hide in the trees around the temple and then swoop down on unsuspecting children, "clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood," reports AP. Six-year-old Jolly Sharma told AP, "I was returning home from school when a monkey suddenly pounced on me, scratched my head and hand, and pushed me to the ground."

It is not uncommon for monkeys to roam in or near the tens of thousands of Hindu temples in India since they are seen as a symbol of the Hindu monkey god. At least 2,000 rhesus monkeys live around this particular temple, but until now none of them had ever exhibited aggressive behavior. The sudden surge of attacks at the Gauhati temple has authorities puzzled, but they suspect it could be caused by shrinking living spaces."
-Netscape News

Bahahahahaha! xDDD

愛 · 01-20-2005, 02:57 PM

All we need now are attacks from killer tomatoes and we're good to go.

*damnhooligan* · 01-20-2005, 03:02 PM

I was attacked by a monkey once. Those goddamn Cappuchin monkeys may look cute and cuddly, but piss one off and he'll not only screw up your hair, but bend the f*ck out of your cool new sunglasses. Oh, the many perils of being an Anthropology major.

*XERO* · 01-20-2005, 09:14 PM

Sounds like another adventure for the Wildboyz.

Or are they canceled...?

**Machias Banshee** · 01-20-2005, 09:30 PM

I just hope they don't have some sort of virus. thats how it ALWAYS starts in the movies...

We're going to end up with some multinational killer virus, like in Outbreak.. or Andromeda Strain! *hides*

Jamezer · 01-22-2005, 12:47 AM

maybe it sterted with 1 monkey, and a despirate hindu vampire...i hear that aids has a simular origin

01-20-2005, 02:55 PM	#1
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Blood-Sucking Monkeys Attack Children XD "Blood-Sucking Monkeys Attacking Kids If there is one scene in "The Wizard of Oz" movie that truly terrifies children, it's the one where the Wicked Witch's flying monkeys soar through the eerie, shadowy sky and zoom down through the woods, plucking up Dorothy and her friends. That scene has almost come true. Blood-sucking monkeys that have been lurking at an ancient Hindu temple in India's northeast have attacked up to 300 children during the past three weeks. The monkeys hide in the trees around the temple and then swoop down on unsuspecting children, "clawing them and even sucking a bit of blood," reports AP. Six-year-old Jolly Sharma told AP, "I was returning home from school when a monkey suddenly pounced on me, scratched my head and hand, and pushed me to the ground." It is not uncommon for monkeys to roam in or near the tens of thousands of Hindu temples in India since they are seen as a symbol of the Hindu monkey god. At least 2,000 rhesus monkeys live around this particular temple, but until now none of them had ever exhibited aggressive behavior. The sudden surge of attacks at the Gauhati temple has authorities puzzled, but they suspect it could be caused by shrinking living spaces." -Netscape News Bahahahahaha! xDDD __________________

01-20-2005, 03:02 PM	#3
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	I was attacked by a monkey once. Those goddamn Cappuchin monkeys may look cute and cuddly, but piss one off and he'll not only screw up your hair, but bend the f*ck out of your cool new sunglasses. Oh, the many perils of being an Anthropology major. __________________

01-20-2005, 09:14 PM	#4
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Sounds like another adventure for the Wildboyz. Or are they canceled...? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

01-22-2005, 12:47 AM	#6
Jamezer Foot Soldier Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: The Sewers of New York Posts: 119	maybe it sterted with 1 monkey, and a despirate hindu vampire...i hear that aids has a simular origin __________________ The Great One! Cartman: "My mom says that there's a lot of black people in Africa"

01-20-2005, 02:57 PM	#2
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	All we need now are attacks from killer tomatoes and we're good to go.

01-20-2005, 09:30 PM	#5
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	I just hope they don't have some sort of virus. thats how it ALWAYS starts in the movies... We're going to end up with some multinational killer virus, like in Outbreak.. or Andromeda Strain! hides