the most terrible movies - Page 2

*Mecha Cow* · 01-24-2005, 10:06 AM

There are a lot of movies that I disliked, but the most recent have to be:

-The Village;
-King Arthur;
-Troy;

And Once Upon a Time in Mexico, quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. Desperado kicked ass, but this just sucked ass.

Shadow Leonardo · 01-27-2005, 10:13 PM

Sky Captain and The World of Tommorow-Wasted my money for this junk. I thought it would be good seeing that it's the first movie in Computer Generation with real actors. The plot is old,boring,and the ending is pointless.
The Spongebob Movie-pointless
Good Burger-sad I like All That especially the Good Burger sketches
The Sweetest Thing-extemely unfunny
Hulk-boring and crap

*Spitfire* · 01-27-2005, 10:47 PM

AVP
Blade 3
Van Helsing
Day After Tommrow

And that was just 2004

*damnhooligan* · 01-27-2005, 11:08 PM

The worst movies I've seen in recent years are:

Johnny English
Hangmen
FearDotCom
Mac and Me - I had nightmares for years thanks to this abomination.
Little Nicky
Dungeons and Dragons
Batman and Robin
Anaconda
Anything by Cheech and Chong
Highlander Endgame
Inspector Gadget
Wild Wild West
Starship Troopers (Was on TV this evening!)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Most anything spawned from SNL.

I could keep going. I'll spare you.

EZweasel · 01-28-2005, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by damnhooligan

The worst movies I've seen in recent years are:

Johnny English
Hangmen
FearDotCom
Mac and Me - I had nightmares for years thanks to this abomination.
Little Nicky
Dungeons and Dragons
Batman and Robin
Anaconda
Anything by Cheech and Chong
Highlander Endgame
Inspector Gadget
Wild Wild West
Starship Troopers (Was on TV this evening!)
League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Most anything spawned from SNL.

I could keep going. I'll spare you.

Mac and me was amazing, the rest is reasonable.

*zkarlette* · 01-28-2005, 03:58 PM

Van Helsing
little black book
Dreamcatcher

*That Matt Guy* · 01-28-2005, 06:15 PM

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Originally Posted by damnhooligan

Mac and Me - I had nightmares for years thanks to this abomination.

That movie is my favourite commercial.

Foxy Boy · 01-28-2005, 06:38 PM

Oh geez, where to start...

Adaptation (Seriously, as if it wasn't hard to keep up with, it wasn't worth my concentration anyway.)
The Grudge (Bluish-white cinematics + meowing Japanese boy do not = good movie.)
Longitude (Made-for-TV movies have a long history of sucking, but this one in particular stands out. ARRGGHHH)
Terminator 3 (1 was alright. 2 was awesome. 3 was oh, so wrong. I'm glad it was the LAST movie the Guvernator did before he was... Guvernated.)
Gremlins (Basically like Ernest Scared Stupid, but without the entertainment value.)
Resident Evil and Resident Evil: Apocalypse (Crap. Crap. Crap. PARKING METER. Crap. Crap.)
Manos: Hands Of Fate (To be honest, I rented it once to see if it was as bad as people said. It was.)

Other than that, most of the time if a movie is bad, I'll just not watch it.

EZweasel · 01-28-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Foxy Boy

Oh geez, where to start...

Adaptation (Seriously, as if it wasn't hard to keep up with, it wasn't worth my concentration anyway.)
The Grudge (Bluish-white cinematics + meowing Japanese boy do not = good movie.)
Longitude (Made-for-TV movies have a long history of sucking, but this one in particular stands out. ARRGGHHH)
Terminator 3 (1 was alright. 2 was awesome. 3 was oh, so wrong. I'm glad it was the LAST movie the Guvernator did before he was... Guvernated.)
Gremlins (Basically like Ernest Scared Stupid, but without the entertainment value.)
Resident Evil and Resident Evil: Apocalypse (Crap. Crap. Crap. PARKING METER. Crap. Crap.)
Manos: Hands Of Fate (To be honest, I rented it once to see if it was as bad as people said. It was.)

Other than that, most of the time if a movie is bad, I'll just not watch it.

Terminator 3 was an amazing movie with an amazing ending. alot of CRITICS agree with me also...

*Anarky* · 01-28-2005, 08:04 PM

T3 was indeed a good movie. Well, but that's just my opinion. I mean, it kind of turns the whole story around. And it even makes sense. We watched T1 and T2 and then T3 and it all made sense. And critics aren't always right either.

But, hey, that's just a matter opinion.

And you people won't believe how hard it is to get a copy of Manos around here.

*cqb101* · 01-28-2005, 10:33 PM

T3 wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't very good either but I wouldn't go as far as to say it was bad. The ending almost saved it, tho. Still, easily the worst of the Terminator franchise.

Foxy Boy · 01-29-2005, 07:58 AM

Well, most of my beef with T3 was that it seemed too cliched. I didn't really see anything in that movie I hadn't seen before many times, and something about it just kept me from being drawn in nearly as much as T2. I suppose it wasn't a BAD movie, but then again, this thread IS based on opinion, not fact.

*cqb101* · 01-29-2005, 09:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Foxy Boy

Well, most of my beef with T3 was that it seemed too cliched. I didn't really see anything in that movie I hadn't seen before many times, and something about it just kept me from being drawn in nearly as much as T2. I suppose it wasn't a BAD movie, but then again, this thread IS based on opinion, not fact.

I agree. I thoght there was too much action and not enough story.....until the end.

majesty329 · 02-01-2005, 11:52 AM

Here's a link to movies I think are bad. I know it's a lot but there a lot of crappy films that I just don't like and it just my personal opinion.

http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.ht...&id=majesty329

*cqb101* · 02-01-2005, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by majesty329

Here's a link to movies I think are bad. I know it's a lot but there a lot of crappy films that I just don't like and it just my personal opinion.

http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.ht...&id=majesty329

Isn't that a DVD collection?

*Brodie* · 02-01-2005, 10:14 PM

Alone In The Dark made my list, though it isn't as bad as House of the Dead, by the end of the first 27 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. I did. I actually thought about it. That's how bad it was. It takes quite the movie to make someone think 'Hey, I wonder if my time would be better spent with a gun in my mouth.'

*raphael_is_cool* · 02-02-2005, 05:07 AM

The problem with T3 was it literally recycled stuff from the past two films and pieced these together with action sequences

*cqb101* · 02-02-2005, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Brodie

Alone In The Dark made my list, though it isn't as bad as House of the Dead, by the end of the first 27 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. I did. I actually thought about it. That's how bad it was. It takes quite the movie to make someone think 'Hey, I wonder if my time would be better spent with a gun in my mouth.'

You actually went to see this? Damn. Well, it placed at #14 on it's opening weekend with only 2.5 million, so hopefully Uwe Boll won't be making any other movies.

majesty329 · 02-02-2005, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by cqb101

Isn't that a DVD collection?

No it's a list of movies I have seen that I didn't like. It just has the DVD covers with them. I don't own any of those films.

The list of movies I don't like at Yahoo this is the list that I should have used.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mvc/dls?iid=...lid=255-162768

**Barkworm** · 02-02-2005, 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Brodie

Alone In The Dark made my list, though it isn't as bad as House of the Dead, by the end of the first 27 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. I did. I actually thought about it. That's how bad it was. It takes quite the movie to make someone think 'Hey, I wonder if my time would be better spent with a gun in my mouth.'

HAHAHA, first Wolfgang Petersen, then Roland Emmerich and now Uwe Boll. Seems like Germany is trying to destroy Hollywood.

01-24-2005, 10:06 AM	#21
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	There are a lot of movies that I disliked, but the most recent have to be: -The Village; -King Arthur; -Troy; And Once Upon a Time in Mexico, quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen. Desperado kicked ass, but this just sucked ass. __________________

01-27-2005, 10:13 PM	#22
Shadow Leonardo Foot Soldier Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Realizing that being a freshman stinks Posts: 145	Sky Captain and The World of Tommorow-Wasted my money for this junk. I thought it would be good seeing that it's the first movie in Computer Generation with real actors. The plot is old,boring,and the ending is pointless. The Spongebob Movie-pointless Good Burger-sad I like All That especially the Good Burger sketches The Sweetest Thing-extemely unfunny Hulk-boring and crap __________________ Dooku:"You have anger,you have hate, but you don't use them."

01-27-2005, 10:47 PM	#23
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	AVP Blade 3 Van Helsing Day After Tommrow And that was just 2004 __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

01-27-2005, 11:08 PM	#24
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	The worst movies I've seen in recent years are: Johnny English Hangmen FearDotCom Mac and Me - I had nightmares for years thanks to this abomination. Little Nicky Dungeons and Dragons Batman and Robin Anaconda Anything by Cheech and Chong Highlander Endgame Inspector Gadget Wild Wild West Starship Troopers (Was on TV this evening!) League of Extraordinary Gentlemen Most anything spawned from SNL. I could keep going. I'll spare you. __________________

01-28-2005, 03:58 PM	#26
zkarlette Fashionably late Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,146	Van Helsing little black book Dreamcatcher __________________ "If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time" E.W

01-28-2005, 06:38 PM	#28
Foxy Boy Thug Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Charlotte Posts: 82	Oh geez, where to start... Adaptation (Seriously, as if it wasn't hard to keep up with, it wasn't worth my concentration anyway.) The Grudge (Bluish-white cinematics + meowing Japanese boy do not = good movie.) Longitude (Made-for-TV movies have a long history of sucking, but this one in particular stands out. ARRGGHHH) Terminator 3 (1 was alright. 2 was awesome. 3 was oh, so wrong. I'm glad it was the LAST movie the Guvernator did before he was... Guvernated.) Gremlins (Basically like Ernest Scared Stupid, but without the entertainment value.) Resident Evil and Resident Evil: Apocalypse (Crap. Crap. Crap. PARKING METER. Crap. Crap.) Manos: Hands Of Fate (To be honest, I rented it once to see if it was as bad as people said. It was.) Other than that, most of the time if a movie is bad, I'll just not watch it. __________________ Some people are slow to anger and quick to judge. I'm slow to post and quick to maim. Opeth: the true gods of metal.

01-28-2005, 08:04 PM	#30
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	T3 was indeed a good movie. Well, but that's just my opinion. I mean, it kind of turns the whole story around. And it even makes sense. We watched T1 and T2 and then T3 and it all made sense. And critics aren't always right either. But, hey, that's just a matter opinion. And you people won't believe how hard it is to get a copy of Manos around here. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

01-28-2005, 10:33 PM	#31
cqb101 Cinephile Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Salem, MA Posts: 8,489	T3 wasn't a bad movie. It wasn't very good either but I wouldn't go as far as to say it was bad. The ending almost saved it, tho. Still, easily the worst of the Terminator franchise. __________________ Facebook

01-29-2005, 07:58 AM	#32
Foxy Boy Thug Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Charlotte Posts: 82	Well, most of my beef with T3 was that it seemed too cliched. I didn't really see anything in that movie I hadn't seen before many times, and something about it just kept me from being drawn in nearly as much as T2. I suppose it wasn't a BAD movie, but then again, this thread IS based on opinion, not fact. __________________ Some people are slow to anger and quick to judge. I'm slow to post and quick to maim. Opeth: the true gods of metal.

02-01-2005, 11:52 AM	#34
majesty329 Thug Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 97	Here's a link to movies I think are bad. I know it's a lot but there a lot of crappy films that I just don't like and it just my personal opinion. http://www.dvdaficionado.com/dvds.ht...&id=majesty329

02-01-2005, 10:14 PM	#36
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Alone In The Dark made my list, though it isn't as bad as House of the Dead, by the end of the first 27 minutes, I wanted to shoot myself. I did. I actually thought about it. That's how bad it was. It takes quite the movie to make someone think 'Hey, I wonder if my time would be better spent with a gun in my mouth.' __________________ Stupendous Monster

02-02-2005, 05:07 AM	#37
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	The problem with T3 was it literally recycled stuff from the past two films and pieced these together with action sequences