Zombies are real...

*Brodie* · 04-27-2005, 07:53 PM

I warned people, they didn't believe me. I read the Zombie Survival Guide. You guys laughed. Well, in the words of Ash ala' Evil Dead 2 fame:

Who's Laughing Now?

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/quarentine.stm

Ai and myself are forming a branch of the S.T.A.R.S. team....who's interested?

Peanut · 04-27-2005, 07:57 PM

I am! I hope this **** breaks out and we have to form up some crack special ops team to go take them down! F*cking zombies!

愛 · 04-27-2005, 08:06 PM

Yeah, STARS! We're gonna go pwn some zombies hardcore!

*Voltron* · 04-27-2005, 08:18 PM

I have to say I'm laughing pretty hard.

*Brodie* · 04-27-2005, 08:24 PM

I filled the cup.

愛 · 04-27-2005, 08:24 PM

The link doesn't seem to be working, so I'll just post the whole thing here.

Cambodian Troops Quarantine Quan'sul

Lebanese army commandos move into Anjar after the withdrawal of Syrian troops
Cambodian troops moved into Quan'sul after Malaria victims attack populace.
There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rating killing victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

*Voltron* · 04-27-2005, 08:27 PM

It's almost too good to be true.

*Duke* · 04-27-2005, 11:17 PM

I got no problem pumping some zombies full of shotgun lead.

*Anarky* · 04-27-2005, 11:30 PM

There's people who die and then get resurrected for two hours just to wreak havoc upon the living? Cool.

And while everybody's talking about shooting them... have you ever heard of "closing a door"? I mean, it is hard enough to kick a door in, and when you're dead, you probably won't even notice a door. So sit there, hear the zombie do its thing and after three hours go and have a look what it is doing now. That way you can ruin any zombie's day.

And where would you get shotguns anyways?

*That Matt Guy* · 04-28-2005, 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarky

And where would you get shotguns anyways?

This wouldn't be a problem if they would just bury the dead.

*Brodie* · 04-28-2005, 12:52 PM

Or lock the morgue drawer.

Matt, I'd like to borrow the sword, cause I don't think my Sais would do the trick....

*Duke* · 04-28-2005, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarky

And where would you get shotguns anyways?

My house...

*Anarky* · 04-28-2005, 02:29 PM

Well, you might also burn them. Imagine a pile of ashes wanting to hurt you.

And of course good old Condi has to mutter something about bioweapons. Honey, we know that story already... I mean who gets the dumb idea to create a zombie disease?

**Karpo_007** · 04-28-2005, 03:11 PM

So it seems the there is no more room in hell anymore. Hopefully the outbreak can be contained untill I can see the 4th Romero movie.

*raphael_is_cool* · 04-28-2005, 03:16 PM

Screw shotguns. I'm getting my cricket bat and vinyl collection.

*Anarky* · 04-28-2005, 03:31 PM

Odd... I can't find any reference to that whole zombie story anywhere on the net. I tried BBC but apparently they don't know anything either. Besides, the text does have typos which is not very BBC-ish to begin with. Whoever wrote that should know that Condi writes her name Condoleezza. Also, Quan'sul is nowhere on a map and Wiki denies any knowledge of this place. Furthermore, that link up there cannot be working since you spell quarentine "Quarantine" and .stm-files do not exist.

I thought I'd wait until I post this... so, who made it up?

TMNT571 · 04-28-2005, 03:37 PM

"We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

That is the part that scares me.

Lets kill some zombies.

*Voltron* · 04-28-2005, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Anarky

Odd... I can't find any reference to that whole zombie story anywhere on the net. I tried BBC but apparently they don't know anything either. Besides, the text does have typos which is not very BBC-ish to begin with. Whoever wrote that should know that Condi writes her name Condoleezza. Also, Quan'sul is nowhere on a map and Wiki denies any knowledge of this place. Furthermore, that link up there cannot be working since you spell quarentine "Quarantine" and .stm-files do not exist.

I thought I'd wait until I post this... so, who made it up?

Oh no, it's as real as you or I.

Quote:

Well, you might also burn them. Imagine a pile of ashes wanting to hurt you.

And of course good old Condi has to mutter something about bioweapons. Honey, we know that story already... I mean who gets the dumb idea to create a zombie disease?

Yeah, why won't she just shut the hell up?

Take that American foreign policy!

*Weapon X* · 05-01-2005, 01:05 AM

Holy cow,my love of the Zombie genre makes me wish that this would happen here, I'd love to take out some of the Living Dead. I'm gessing that the members that like Zombie movies are the only ones that are going to post here.

*Brodie* · 05-01-2005, 08:23 AM

Because everyone else is afraid....Believe me, they'll ignore it untill this problem bites them on the ass!

ahahah, bites because they're zombies...

04-27-2005, 07:53 PM	#1
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Zombies are real... I warned people, they didn't believe me. I read the Zombie Survival Guide. You guys laughed. Well, in the words of Ash ala' Evil Dead 2 fame: Who's Laughing Now? http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/quarentine.stm Ai and myself are forming a branch of the S.T.A.R.S. team....who's interested? __________________ Stupendous Monster

04-27-2005, 08:18 PM	#4
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	I have to say I'm laughing pretty hard. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

04-27-2005, 08:24 PM	#5
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	I filled the cup. __________________ Stupendous Monster Last edited by Brodie; 04-27-2005 at 08:59 PM.

04-27-2005, 08:27 PM	#7
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	It's almost too good to be true. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

04-27-2005, 11:30 PM	#9
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	There's people who die and then get resurrected for two hours just to wreak havoc upon the living? Cool. And while everybody's talking about shooting them... have you ever heard of "closing a door"? I mean, it is hard enough to kick a door in, and when you're dead, you probably won't even notice a door. So sit there, hear the zombie do its thing and after three hours go and have a look what it is doing now. That way you can ruin any zombie's day. And where would you get shotguns anyways? __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

04-27-2005, 07:57 PM	#2
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	I am! I hope this **** breaks out and we have to form up some crack special ops team to go take them down! F*cking zombies!

04-27-2005, 08:06 PM	#3
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Yeah, STARS! We're gonna go pwn some zombies hardcore!

04-27-2005, 11:17 PM	#8
Duke Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 1,913	I got no problem pumping some zombies full of shotgun lead.

04-28-2005, 12:52 PM	#11
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Or lock the morgue drawer. Matt, I'd like to borrow the sword, cause I don't think my Sais would do the trick.... __________________ Stupendous Monster

04-28-2005, 02:29 PM	#13
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Well, you might also burn them. Imagine a pile of ashes wanting to hurt you. And of course good old Condi has to mutter something about bioweapons. Honey, we know that story already... I mean who gets the dumb idea to create a zombie disease? __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

04-28-2005, 03:11 PM	#14
Karpo_007 Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Finland Posts: 8,798	So it seems the there is no more room in hell anymore. Hopefully the outbreak can be contained untill I can see the 4th Romero movie.

04-28-2005, 03:16 PM	#15
raphael_is_cool Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: England Posts: 2,151	Screw shotguns. I'm getting my cricket bat and vinyl collection.

04-28-2005, 03:31 PM	#16
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Odd... I can't find any reference to that whole zombie story anywhere on the net. I tried BBC but apparently they don't know anything either. Besides, the text does have typos which is not very BBC-ish to begin with. Whoever wrote that should know that Condi writes her name Condoleezza. Also, Quan'sul is nowhere on a map and Wiki denies any knowledge of this place. Furthermore, that link up there cannot be working since you spell quarentine "Quarantine" and .stm-files do not exist. I thought I'd wait until I post this... so, who made it up? __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

04-28-2005, 03:37 PM	#17
TMNT571 Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: New York Posts: 352	"We have obtained samples of this new virus and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all." That is the part that scares me. Lets kill some zombies. __________________ http://www.ninjai.com/index.html

05-01-2005, 01:05 AM	#19
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Holy cow,my love of the Zombie genre makes me wish that this would happen here, I'd love to take out some of the Living Dead. I'm gessing that the members that like Zombie movies are the only ones that are going to post here.

05-01-2005, 08:23 AM	#20
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Because everyone else is afraid....Believe me, they'll ignore it untill this problem bites them on the ass! ahahah, bites because they're zombies... __________________ Stupendous Monster