Funniest movie quotes/moments

Jo269976 · 09-05-2005, 01:33 PM

^ from either movies

When Casey falls on the swing bench in the old farm (that time forgot)

Don - you're a claustrophobic!
Casey - what'd you call me? you want this fist in you're face?
Don - *hums*
Casey - I've never even looked at another guy!

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 01:44 PM

Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak face!
Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain!

Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: Oops!
Splinter: Kids.

[Foot Soldiers broke in through windows]
Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!

[Shredder just showed up]
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.

Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too cliché.
Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up

Thats some of them.

Jo269976 · 09-05-2005, 01:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weapon X

Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after.
Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now.
Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni!
Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath!
Casey Jones: Dome head.
Donatello: Elf lips!
Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid!
Donatello: Here goes. What are we on?
Casey Jones: G.
Donatello: Here goes, Gak face!
Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain!

Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different...
[a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head]
Michaelangelo: Oops!
Splinter: Kids.

[Foot Soldiers broke in through windows]
Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!

[Shredder just showed up]
Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is?
Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener.

Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock.
Donatello: Too derivative.
Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out.
Donatello: Too cliché.
Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit!
Donatello: I like it! Step up

Thats some of them.

you said a mouthfull

Jo269976 · 09-05-2005, 01:49 PM

how could iforget...

Mikey - GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!!!!!!

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 01:51 PM

Donatello: I think he's blushing.
Raphael: I am not.
Donatello: I think he's actually turning red!
(Raphael chucks a Sai that narrowly misses Donatello)
Donatello: Hmm, maybe not.

Leonardo: Who the heck is that?
Michaelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on steroids?

Hey remember the "edit" button.

**Jester** · 09-05-2005, 01:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo_Rulez

^ from either movies

When Casey falls on the swing bench in the old farm (that time forgot)

Quote:

Originally Posted by Leo_Rulez

Don - you're a claustrophobic!
Casey - what'd you call me? you want this fist in you're face?
Don - *hums*
Casey - I've never even looked at another guy!

Casey: You wanna fist in the mouth?
Don: (mumbles) Mum hum...
Casey: I ain't even looked at another guy before!

Jo269976 · 09-05-2005, 02:04 PM

great pic! also did you noticed where Raph's Si nearly hit Don

**Jester** · 09-05-2005, 02:07 PM

I should cap a pic of that...but i haven't yet.

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 02:21 PM

I got it.

**Jester** · 09-05-2005, 02:39 PM

I knew we could count on you Xie

Dragnskull · 09-05-2005, 02:51 PM

i dont see how you people can forget this one...

Splinter: I have always liked...Cowa...Bunga
4 turtles: Coowwwwwaaaabbunnnggaaaaaa!!!!!
splinter: i made another funny ahahahahahahaaaha...

**Jester** · 09-05-2005, 03:23 PM

Casey: New game, round head. Cricket!
Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket, you've gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!
Casey: I'll teach you! *knocks Raph into a near by trash can* See, six runs!

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 03:41 PM

Every scene with Casey is funny.

**Jester** · 09-05-2005, 03:43 PM

Casey: *Grunt* *Gruuuuunt* You know a little *ha ha* Primatine might just clear that up.
*Tatsu back hands Casey*
Casey: That's gonna cost you Tinkerbell!

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 03:46 PM

"I...don't think..I don't think that your listening"
(Tatsu kicks him in the face.)
I'm picking up on a little language barrier here.

*XERO* · 09-05-2005, 03:58 PM

How's this?

The meeting of Raphael and Casey Jones:

Thug: "What the heck was that?!"
(Casey drops in... literally.)
Casey: "Now, THAT... was a crime, you purse-grabbin' pukes! And THIS is uhhh... the penalty! *THWACK!* 2 minutes for slashing...*OOMF!*... 2 minutes for hooking... and let's not forget my personal favorite... 2 minutes... for high-sticking-UHH!!"
(Raph joins in.)
Raph: "How 'bout a 5 minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?"
Casey: "Hey... bogey, who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine. These JV lowlifes need to be taught a lesson!"
Raph: "Not like that, they don't... not from you..."
(The thugs get away.)
Casey: "Well... it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. (Takes out 2 baseball bats.) The class is Pain 101. Your instructor's Casey Jones!"
Raph: "Look... I don't wanna fight you..."
Casey: "Ehh, tough rocks, pal!
*WHOOSH! WHOOSH!* (Raph catches one of the bats.)
Raph: "A Jose Conseco bat?! Tell me...you didn't pay money for this."
Casey: "Ooooooooh... That's IT!" *BONK!* It was a 2 for 1 sale, pal." (Raph's face is revealed.) Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?"
Raph: "Huh?"
Casey: "God, I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup... who wear masks over ugly faces..."
Raph: "That's it..."
Casey: "Ooooooooh..."
Raph: "NEW BATTER!"
*WHOOSH!*
Casey: "Strike one! *WHOOSH!* Whoooa, whiffer!"
(Raph flips over him and hits his back, knocking him down.)
Raph: "Homerun! RAPHAEL WINS... 1... NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!!!...Well?"
Casey: "New game, round-head! (Brings out the secret weapon) Cricket."
Raph: "Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!"
Casey: "I'll teach you..."*THWACK!!*
(Raph is airborne and lands in the trashcan.)
Casey: "See? Six runs!"

Casey vs. Tatsu:

Tatsu: "Hmmph!"
Casey: "Hmmph! HMMPH!! Now, you know, a little uh... (makes spraying noise) Primatene might just help clear that up th- *SMACK!*... That's gonna cost you, Tinkerbell! *SMACK!* UHH!! I don't thi... I don't think that you're listening... *BASH!* You know... I'm staring to pick up... on a little... language barrier thing goin' on here- *SMACK* OOHHHH!! *SMACK* UHHHH!!" *SMACK!!*
(Casey flies head first into some boxes. He sees a golf club. Tatsu is coming after him...)
Casey: "HA!!"
*BONK!!*
Tatsu: "OHHHH!! Ohh... oh... ohh..."
(Casey sets up)
Casey: "FORE!!" *SMACK!*
(Tatsu is airborne...)
*CRASH!!*
(Hole in one!)
Casey: (Kisses club) "I'll never call golf a dull game again!"

Pizza Delivery:

Pizza Guy: (whistles) "Noooow... 122... 122 and an eighth? 122... and an 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 and an 1/8?"
Mike: "You're standin' on it, dude! (slides a $10 bill in the sewer rain cover) Just slip it down here. (Pizza Guy slides pizza box inside only to have it snatched) Dooooh... Give me that!"
Pizza Guy: "Hey... this is a $10! The tab's $13!"
Mike: "You're 2 minutes late, dude!"
Pizza Guy: "Aww, come on, I couldn't find the place!"
Mike: "Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!"
Pizza Guy: "... I gotta get a new route... And I thought I'd delivered everywhere..."

Shredder's decree:

Shredder: "Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud. (bows to Foot soldier recruit) Only effort... discipline... loyalty, earn the right to wear the Dragon dogi. You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy... Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together, we will punish these... CREATURES! These... TURTLES!"

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

Shredder's decree:

Shredder: "Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud. (bows to Foot soldier recruit) Only effort... discipline... loyalty, earn the right to wear the Dragon dogi. You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy... Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together, we will punish these... CREATURES! These... TURTLES!"

Good stuff, but whats funny about this?

*XERO* · 09-05-2005, 04:11 PM

'I am your father...'

You missed that?

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 04:14 PM

I guess so..........

Darth Vader?

*XERO* · 09-05-2005, 04:18 PM

Heh. Sorry about that. I got a little quote-crazy...

09-05-2005, 01:33 PM	#1
Jo269976 Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 592	Funniest movie quotes/moments ^ from either movies When Casey falls on the swing bench in the old farm (that time forgot) Don - you're a claustrophobic! Casey - what'd you call me? you want this fist in you're face? Don - hums Casey - I've never even looked at another guy! __________________

09-05-2005, 01:49 PM	#4
Jo269976 Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 592	how could iforget... Mikey - GOD I LOVE BEING A TURTLE!!!!!! __________________

09-05-2005, 02:04 PM	#7
Jo269976 Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 592	great pic! also did you noticed where Raph's Si nearly hit Don __________________

09-05-2005, 02:07 PM	#8
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	I should cap a pic of that...but i haven't yet. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-05-2005, 02:39 PM	#10
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	I knew we could count on you Xie __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-05-2005, 01:44 PM	#2
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Casey Jones: Not even close, Zip Neck. Professor and Mary Ann. Happily ever after. Donatello: No way, Atomic Mouth, Gilligan was her main man. They'd be married and have six kids by now. Casey Jones: Gilligan was a geek, Barfarooni! Donatello: You're the geek, Camel Breath! Casey Jones: Dome head. Donatello: Elf lips! Casey Jones: Okay let's give this a try: Fongoid! Donatello: Here goes. What are we on? Casey Jones: G. Donatello: Here goes, Gak face! Casey Jones: I'm ready, hose brain! Michaelangelo: [while Leonardo slices the pizza] Yes, friends, the new tubo ginsu! It dices, it slices, and it makes French fries and three different... [a pizza slice lands on Splinter's head] Michaelangelo: Oops! Splinter: Kids. [Foot Soldiers broke in through windows] Michaelangelo: Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy! [Shredder just showed up] Leonardo: Can anyone tell me who or what this is? Michaelangelo: Don't know, but I guess it never has to look for a can opener. Michaelangelo: Hey Donny, looks like this one is suffering from shell shock. Donatello: Too derivative. Michaelangelo: Well, I guess we can really shell it out. Donatello: Too cliché. Michaelangelo: Well, it was a shell of a good hit! Donatello: I like it! Step up Thats some of them.

09-05-2005, 01:51 PM	#5
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Donatello: I think he's blushing. Raphael: I am not. Donatello: I think he's actually turning red! (Raphael chucks a Sai that narrowly misses Donatello) Donatello: Hmm, maybe not. Leonardo: Who the heck is that? Michaelangelo: Wayne Gretzky on steroids? Hey remember the "edit" button.

09-05-2005, 02:21 PM	#9
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	I got it.

09-05-2005, 02:51 PM	#11
Dragnskull Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2005 Location: Humble, Texas Posts: 766	i dont see how you people can forget this one... Splinter: I have always liked...Cowa...Bunga 4 turtles: Coowwwwwaaaabbunnnggaaaaaa!!!!! splinter: i made another funny ahahahahahahaaaha...

09-05-2005, 03:23 PM	#12
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Casey: New game, round head. Cricket! Raphael: Cricket? Nobody understands cricket, you've gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket! Casey: I'll teach you! knocks Raph into a near by trash can See, six runs! __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-05-2005, 03:41 PM	#13
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Every scene with Casey is funny.

09-05-2005, 03:43 PM	#14
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Casey: Grunt Gruuuuunt You know a little ha ha Primatine might just clear that up. Tatsu back hands Casey Casey: That's gonna cost you Tinkerbell! __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-05-2005, 03:46 PM	#15
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	"I...don't think..I don't think that your listening" (Tatsu kicks him in the face.) I'm picking up on a little language barrier here.

09-05-2005, 03:58 PM	#16
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	How's this? The meeting of Raphael and Casey Jones: Thug: "What the heck was that?!" (Casey drops in... literally.) Casey: "Now, THAT... was a crime, you purse-grabbin' pukes! And THIS is uhhh... the penalty! THWACK! 2 minutes for slashing...OOMF!... 2 minutes for hooking... and let's not forget my personal favorite... 2 minutes... for high-sticking-UHH!!" (Raph joins in.) Raph: "How 'bout a 5 minute game misconduct for roughing, pal?" Casey: "Hey... bogey, who died and made you referee? You did your job, now get out of here and let me do mine. These JV lowlifes need to be taught a lesson!" Raph: "Not like that, they don't... not from you..." (The thugs get away.) Casey: "Well... it looks like you're the one who needs to be taught a lesson, pal. (Takes out 2 baseball bats.) The class is Pain 101. Your instructor's Casey Jones!" Raph: "Look... I don't wanna fight you..." Casey: "Ehh, tough rocks, pal! WHOOSH! WHOOSH! (Raph catches one of the bats.) Raph: "A Jose Conseco bat?! Tell me...you didn't pay money for this." Casey: "Ooooooooh... That's IT!" BONK! It was a 2 for 1 sale, pal." (Raph's face is revealed.) Hey, what are you, some sort of punker?" Raph: "Huh?" Casey: "God, I hate punkers. Especially bald ones with green makeup... who wear masks over ugly faces..." Raph: "That's it..." Casey: "Ooooooooh..." Raph: "NEW BATTER!" WHOOSH! Casey: "Strike one! WHOOSH! Whoooa, whiffer!" (Raph flips over him and hits his back, knocking him down.) Raph: "Homerun! RAPHAEL WINS... 1... NOTHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN'!!!...Well?" Casey: "New game, round-head! (Brings out the secret weapon) Cricket." Raph: "Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a crumpet is to understand cricket!" Casey: "I'll teach you..."THWACK!! (Raph is airborne and lands in the trashcan.) Casey: "See? Six runs!" Casey vs. Tatsu: Tatsu: "Hmmph!" Casey: "Hmmph! HMMPH!! Now, you know, a little uh... (makes spraying noise) Primatene might just help clear that up th- SMACK!... That's gonna cost you, Tinkerbell! SMACK! UHH!! I don't thi... I don't think that you're listening... BASH! You know... I'm staring to pick up... on a little... language barrier thing goin' on here- SMACK OOHHHH!! SMACK UHHHH!!" SMACK!! (Casey flies head first into some boxes. He sees a golf club. Tatsu is coming after him...) Casey: "HA!!" BONK!! Tatsu: "OHHHH!! Ohh... oh... ohh..." (Casey sets up) Casey: "FORE!!" SMACK! (Tatsu is airborne...) CRASH!! (Hole in one!) Casey: (Kisses club) "I'll never call golf a dull game again!" Pizza Delivery: Pizza Guy: (whistles) "Noooow... 122... 122 and an eighth? 122... and an 1/8. Terrific. Where the heck is 122 and an 1/8?" Mike: "You're standin' on it, dude! (slides a $10 bill in the sewer rain cover) Just slip it down here. (Pizza Guy slides pizza box inside only to have it snatched) Dooooh... Give me that!" Pizza Guy: "Hey... this is a $10! The tab's $13!" Mike: "You're 2 minutes late, dude!" Pizza Guy: "Aww, come on, I couldn't find the place!" Mike: "Wise man say, forgiveness is divine, but never pay full price for late pizza!" Pizza Guy: "... I gotta get a new route... And I thought I'd delivered everywhere..." Shredder's decree: Shredder: "Money cannot buy the honor which you have earned tonight. You make us all proud. (bows to Foot soldier recruit) Only effort... discipline... loyalty, earn the right to wear the Dragon dogi. You are here because the outside world rejects you. This is your family. I am your father. I want you all to become full members of the Foot. There is a new enemy... Freaks of nature who interfere with our business. You are my eyes and ears. Find them! Together, we will punish these... CREATURES! These... TURTLES!" __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

09-05-2005, 04:11 PM	#18
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	'I am your father...' You missed that? __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

09-05-2005, 04:14 PM	#19
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	I guess so.......... Darth Vader?

09-05-2005, 04:18 PM	#20
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Heh. Sorry about that. I got a little quote-crazy... __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"