Funniest movie quotes/moments - Page 2

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 04:19 PM

It's hard not to, the movie is so damn quotable.

*XERO* · 09-05-2005, 04:26 PM

*Looks at X's sig*

Crap...

The Turtles' first meeting with the Shredder:

(The TMNT have just demolished the entire Foot clan.)
Raph: "Aww, no more?"
(The Shredder drops in... literally.)
Don: (Rubs head) "Heh... nyuck nyuck...!"
Leo: "Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?"
Mike: "I don't know... but I'll bet he never has to look for a can opener!"
Don: "Heh-HEEEEEH heh!"
Shredder: "You fight well, in the old style... but you've caused me enough trouble! Now you face... the Shredder!"
Don: "The 'Shredder?' Heh...!"
Mike: Uhhh, maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw!"

*Weapon X* · 09-05-2005, 04:33 PM

(Raph steps in.)
Raph: I got him.
(He runs at Shredder, but gets taken out.)
Leo: This guy's good.
Mikey: Yeah, why don't you go next.
Leo: Thank you.
(He lunges at Shredder, but is also beat.)
Mikey:[To Don] Ehhhh.....match yah for it?
Together: 1, 2, 3...
Don: Damn.
Mikey: Great, whaaaaa yahhhh.

*Sage Ninja* · 09-05-2005, 09:02 PM

LOL, Casey Jones from the live Action movies was the best. Even my older sister who hates everthing I'm into liked him and even cracked up a few times at him during the movie.

*Weapon X* · 09-06-2005, 05:02 AM

Don and Mikey together is great, because they work of eachother so well.

Serp · 09-06-2005, 07:26 AM

how could you guys forget.

Don- THe perimeters quiet.

Leo- A little too quiet.

Don- The coast is clear

Leo- A little too clear.

Don- Hey there's Raph!

Mike- A little too Raph.

That line is killer, my sister loves that part.

*XERO* · 09-06-2005, 07:34 AM

Here's the whole part.

Saving Private Raphael:

(The Turtles break into the Foot HQ and try to spring Raph from the place.)
Mike: "Come on. Just like Keno said."
Don: "Yeah, the perimeter's quiet."
Leo: "Yeah, a little too quiet..."
Don: "Mmm-hmm..."
Mike: "Come on."
Don: "Okay..."
(The Turtles spot 2 Foot soldiers on guard patrol. Don decides to have some fun.)
Don: (Rubbing the edge of his Bo.) "Hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaa..."
(Don sneaks up on the Foot, who are oblivious to him walking with them in unison. After a while, he makes his welcome.)
Don: (Tapping the floor with his Bo) "Knock knock..."
(The Foot see him and quickly attack him, but his easy dodging ends up in a double whammy for the unlucky Foot soldiers.)
Don: "Well, that was easy!"
Leo: "Yeah, a little too easy..."
(They get closer to the hub of the HQ. Donatello then spots something familar tied up to a pole...)
Don: *gasps* "Look! It's Raph!"
Mike: "Yeah, a little too Raph..." *BONK!* Ow!"
Leo: "You guys, knock it off!"
Don: "Oh, brother..."
Leo: "Keep your eyes peeled. I don't like this..."

Serp · 09-06-2005, 07:43 AM

Lol!!! Man was I off, way off.

*XERO* · 09-06-2005, 07:44 AM

Don't worry. The whole movie was off without me in it...

*Weapon X* · 09-06-2005, 01:47 PM

Some funny moments in cap form.

"Woooohoohoo, studly"

"Porkrind?"

"She called me Mikey."

*zkarlette* · 09-06-2005, 02:40 PM

apparently they eat a lot of pork rinds

do you have the cap where raph throws the sai at Don?

*Weapon X* · 09-06-2005, 02:44 PM

Check the first page.

"And I thought insurence salesmen were pushy."

*zkarlette* · 09-06-2005, 02:49 PM

now i saw it

well this is a funny pic everyway you look at it

*Weapon X* · 09-06-2005, 02:53 PM

"Gotcha."

"I guess their not game show fans."

"The only thing safe in the woods, would be the tree's."

*zkarlette* · 09-06-2005, 02:57 PM

Aww Mikey looks so cute on this pic , Ive noticed that on fight scenes they use some sort of reddish makeup on the costumes

*Weapon X* · 09-06-2005, 02:59 PM

Yeah to simulate blood/bruises, you know that kind a stuff.

Hannurdock · 09-06-2005, 07:34 PM

My funniest movie quotes are going to be from TMNT 2.

When Keno (sp) chuckles at himself at the beginning for bringing YET ANOTHER order of pizza to Miss O'Neil. He must think she lives and breathes the stuff. *grins*

"Well, actually I'm pizza delivery." Keno's response to a question asked by a masked man about his profession. I guess night security sounds better in that situation.

"Awesome!" "Wicked!" "Eclectic!" "Eclectic? Geez!" "Whoops!"

"Sorry kid its for your own good!" Raph dumps Keno in the trash.

The ENTIRE first fight scene between the turtles and the masked baddies who were about to pound on Keno. There are too many good moments in that entire scene, including COMBAT COLD CUTS! LOL! (And he wasn't joking about using the mustard)

April being stopped by her adoring fan. Then finding a fake snake in the fridge left by none other than Michaelangelo. "The rat is the cleanest one".

Oh and, "Ninja pizza?" "Pizza that vanish quickly without a trace!" LOL!

Hannurdock

*Sage Ninja* · 09-08-2005, 11:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weapon X

Don and Mikey together is great, because they work of eachother so well.

I couldn't stand Donatello's laugh in the movie's. I wanted to punch the screen every time he went nyuck nyuck.

*Mr._Mutant_Man* · 11-03-2006, 02:26 PM

"The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees" is probably my favorite line in the movie.

From the second one, when Keno tried hitting on that girl and she told him to dream on, and he said, "okay, but next time I'll dream of something a little thinner." Someone got owned right there, as they say on the Internet.

Ra · 11-03-2006, 05:37 PM

Eh, I can't really remember the first movie quotes, so I will have to settle with this from number 2 -

Leonardo: Take the ugly one!
Raphael: No you take the ugly one!
Donatello: I'll take the ugly one.
Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?!!

09-05-2005, 04:26 PM	#22
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Looks at X's sig Crap... The Turtles' first meeting with the Shredder: (The TMNT have just demolished the entire Foot clan.) Raph: "Aww, no more?" (The Shredder drops in... literally.) Don: (Rubs head) "Heh... nyuck nyuck...!" Leo: "Does anybody have any idea about who or what this is?" Mike: "I don't know... but I'll bet he never has to look for a can opener!" Don: "Heh-HEEEEEH heh!" Shredder: "You fight well, in the old style... but you've caused me enough trouble! Now you face... the Shredder!" Don: "The 'Shredder?' Heh...!" Mike: Uhhh, maybe all that hardware's for making coleslaw!" __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

09-06-2005, 07:34 AM	#27
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Here's the whole part. Saving Private Raphael: (The Turtles break into the Foot HQ and try to spring Raph from the place.) Mike: "Come on. Just like Keno said." Don: "Yeah, the perimeter's quiet." Leo: "Yeah, a little too quiet..." Don: "Mmm-hmm..." Mike: "Come on." Don: "Okay..." (The Turtles spot 2 Foot soldiers on guard patrol. Don decides to have some fun.) Don: (Rubbing the edge of his Bo.) "Hah-hah-hah-hah-haaaa..." (Don sneaks up on the Foot, who are oblivious to him walking with them in unison. After a while, he makes his welcome.) Don: (Tapping the floor with his Bo) "Knock knock..." (The Foot see him and quickly attack him, but his easy dodging ends up in a double whammy for the unlucky Foot soldiers.) Don: "Well, that was easy!" Leo: "Yeah, a little too easy..." (They get closer to the hub of the HQ. Donatello then spots something familar tied up to a pole...) Don: gasps "Look! It's Raph!" Mike: "Yeah, a little too Raph..." BONK! Ow!" Leo: "You guys, knock it off!" Don: "Oh, brother..." Leo: "Keep your eyes peeled. I don't like this..." __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

09-06-2005, 07:44 AM	#29
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Don't worry. The whole movie was off without me in it... __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

09-06-2005, 02:40 PM	#31
zkarlette Fashionably late Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,146	apparently they eat a lot of pork rinds do you have the cap where raph throws the sai at Don? __________________ "If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time" E.W

09-06-2005, 02:49 PM	#33
zkarlette Fashionably late Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,146	now i saw it well this is a funny pic everyway you look at it __________________ "If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time" E.W

09-05-2005, 04:19 PM	#21
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	It's hard not to, the movie is so damn quotable.

09-05-2005, 04:33 PM	#23
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	(Raph steps in.) Raph: I got him. (He runs at Shredder, but gets taken out.) Leo: This guy's good. Mikey: Yeah, why don't you go next. Leo: Thank you. (He lunges at Shredder, but is also beat.) Mikey:[To Don] Ehhhh.....match yah for it? Together: 1, 2, 3... Don: Damn. Mikey: Great, whaaaaa yahhhh.

09-05-2005, 09:02 PM	#24
Sage Ninja Band of the Hawk Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Posts: 3,926	LOL, Casey Jones from the live Action movies was the best. Even my older sister who hates everthing I'm into liked him and even cracked up a few times at him during the movie.

09-06-2005, 05:02 AM	#25
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Don and Mikey together is great, because they work of eachother so well.

09-06-2005, 07:26 AM	#26
Serp Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 362	how could you guys forget. Don- THe perimeters quiet. Leo- A little too quiet. Don- The coast is clear Leo- A little too clear. Don- Hey there's Raph! Mike- A little too Raph. That line is killer, my sister loves that part.

09-06-2005, 07:43 AM	#28
Serp Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 362	Lol!!! Man was I off, way off.

09-06-2005, 01:47 PM	#30
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Some funny moments in cap form. "Woooohoohoo, studly" "Porkrind?" "She called me Mikey."

09-06-2005, 02:44 PM	#32
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Check the first page. "And I thought insurence salesmen were pushy."

09-06-2005, 02:53 PM	#34
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	"Gotcha." "I guess their not game show fans." "The only thing safe in the woods, would be the tree's."

09-06-2005, 02:57 PM	#35
zkarlette Fashionably late Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,146	Aww Mikey looks so cute on this pic , Ive noticed that on fight scenes they use some sort of reddish makeup on the costumes __________________ "If only we'd stop trying to be happy, we could have a pretty good time" E.W

09-06-2005, 02:59 PM	#36
Weapon X Turtle Power! Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Ohio Posts: 2,744	Yeah to simulate blood/bruises, you know that kind a stuff.

09-06-2005, 07:34 PM	#37
Hannurdock Foot Soldier Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Birmingham, England Posts: 236	My funniest movie quotes are going to be from TMNT 2. When Keno (sp) chuckles at himself at the beginning for bringing YET ANOTHER order of pizza to Miss O'Neil. He must think she lives and breathes the stuff. grins "Well, actually I'm pizza delivery." Keno's response to a question asked by a masked man about his profession. I guess night security sounds better in that situation. "Awesome!" "Wicked!" "Eclectic!" "Eclectic? Geez!" "Whoops!" "Sorry kid its for your own good!" Raph dumps Keno in the trash. The ENTIRE first fight scene between the turtles and the masked baddies who were about to pound on Keno. There are too many good moments in that entire scene, including COMBAT COLD CUTS! LOL! (And he wasn't joking about using the mustard) April being stopped by her adoring fan. Then finding a fake snake in the fridge left by none other than Michaelangelo. "The rat is the cleanest one". Oh and, "Ninja pizza?" "Pizza that vanish quickly without a trace!" LOL! Hannurdock __________________ *Try to be like the turtle ... at ease in your own shell.*

11-03-2006, 02:26 PM	#39
Mr._Mutant_Man Mad Scientist Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 2,340	"The only thing safe in the woods would be the trees" is probably my favorite line in the movie. From the second one, when Keno tried hitting on that girl and she told him to dream on, and he said, "okay, but next time I'll dream of something a little thinner." Someone got owned right there, as they say on the Internet.

11-03-2006, 05:37 PM	#40
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Eh, I can't really remember the first movie quotes, so I will have to settle with this from number 2 - Leonardo: Take the ugly one! Raphael: No you take the ugly one! Donatello: I'll take the ugly one. Michaelangelo: Which one's the ugly one?!! __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."