If Splinter was drunk.....

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 09-24-2005, 02:30 AM

I know Splinter is too much of a responsible father figure to ever get drunk. I'd imagine him having a cup of saké now and then, but JUST ONE.

Still, just imagine how funny it would be, if Splinter got really drunk.

trexmaster · 09-24-2005, 02:32 AM

Drunken Splinter: "My sons, the wise man does not do the bing-bing-bing-dong, *BURP* the wise man does not---OMG purple brontosauruses in orange pantyhoses!"

09-24-2005, 03:09 AM

I see Splinter being a rather comedic drunk.

Splinter: "My sons... *staggers forward* ...before you go rush into battle..."

Leonardo: "What battle?"

Splinter: "...remember the words of the wise Yoda... There's no business like show business."

The boys scratch their heads and look at each other.

Leonardo: "Um... Ok, Sensei."

As the boys bow, Splinter wonders off and crashes on the coach.

*Anarky* · 09-24-2005, 03:57 AM

Hehe... that's what I call an interesting thread.

Splinter would, if you ask me, be the serious/funny-drunk. He'd say the darndest things without cracking a smile or twitching with the eye. His facial expressions would stay the same, but his thoughts would be all messed up.

I can imagine the turtles to be rather amused about that.

*Sewer Bull* · 09-24-2005, 04:06 AM

Yeah, I can imagine Raph saying: "Sensei seems to be a little rat-arsed today"

*Anarky* · 09-24-2005, 04:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

Yeah, I can imagine Raph saying: "Sensei seems to be a little rat-arsed today"

Oh, heck... imagine Mikey. "Whooo... Sensei's a bit tipsy today, eh, Sensei?"

Jo269976 · 09-24-2005, 06:22 AM

..Funny Thought!

NinjaGirl · 09-24-2005, 10:11 AM

Splinter:My sons, it is time for traing. (hichup)

All turtles: Traing?

Leonardo: But Sensei, we trained earllyer this morning. we should not continue untill tomarrow.

Splinter

hichup) Nonsence, (hichup) You must train as much as you caaan. *splinter pases out*

Raphael:You know, I think he has had one to many adult erbal teas.

I can defunutly see that happen.

Type 97 Chi-ha · 09-24-2005, 10:20 AM

I was expecting a reference to the Jackie Chan "Drunken Master" movies, the idea being that when a fighter is drunk, he can fight harder because pain would be dulled during intoxication.

*Masked Ninja* · 09-24-2005, 10:41 AM

Ah, Splinter would be hilarious drunk. He'd never do enough to really mess himself up, but he'd say goofy things and Leo would be horrified

*Sewer Bull* · 09-24-2005, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by Masked Ninja

Ah, Splinter would be hilarious drunk. He'd never do enough to really mess himself up, but he'd say goofy things and Leo would be horrified

Like:

S: Leonardo, my dearest son, bring me another bottle of vodka!
L: Forgive me Sensei, but Bushido code says...
S: Screw that Bushu-wushu stuff, my son. Trust me, only couple of shots can cleanse your dreading soul and body for the proper meditation.
...
L: (brings the bottle) But Sensei, please...
S: Now get out and go play with your brothers, I have to "spirit" away alone *chuckles*
...
L: (on the side) *sighs* Thanks God Don has recently created that anti-hangover medicine for Raph...

**Jester** · 09-24-2005, 11:38 AM

This is a drunk Hamato Yoshi

*Sewer Bull* · 09-24-2005, 11:45 AM

He looks very merry here, Jester

*Masked Ninja* · 09-24-2005, 12:05 PM

*dies laughing* There we go. Awesome pic.

And the Leo/Splinter banter was nice.

**Jester** · 09-24-2005, 04:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Type 97 Chi-ha

I was expecting a reference to the Jackie Chan "Drunken Master" movies, the idea being that when a fighter is drunk, he can fight harder because pain would be dulled during intoxication.

A slight refrence in the title of this very picture...

*XERO* · 09-24-2005, 04:57 PM

This makes a great Quickie...

*Masked Ninja* · 09-24-2005, 07:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Benvenuto

This makes a great Quickie...

Oh crud... what have we done?!

**Jester** · 09-24-2005, 07:58 PM

It did make a pretty darn good quickie...

*Weapon X* · 09-24-2005, 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Masked Ninja

Oh crud... what have we done?!

That's what I thought too, but it's very good, go check it out.

*XERO* · 09-24-2005, 08:14 PM

You guys gotta learn to trust me...

09-24-2005, 02:30 AM	#1
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	If Splinter was drunk..... I know Splinter is too much of a responsible father figure to ever get drunk. I'd imagine him having a cup of saké now and then, but JUST ONE. Still, just imagine how funny it would be, if Splinter got really drunk. __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!

09-24-2005, 03:57 AM	#4
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Hehe... that's what I call an interesting thread. Splinter would, if you ask me, be the serious/funny-drunk. He'd say the darndest things without cracking a smile or twitching with the eye. His facial expressions would stay the same, but his thoughts would be all messed up. I can imagine the turtles to be rather amused about that. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

09-24-2005, 04:06 AM	#5
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Yeah, I can imagine Raph saying: "Sensei seems to be a little rat-arsed today" __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

09-24-2005, 06:22 AM	#7
Jo269976 Stone Warrior Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Arkham Asylum Posts: 592	..Funny Thought! __________________

09-24-2005, 10:11 AM	#8
NinjaGirl Random Punk Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: some were is the sewers now with the turtles. Posts: 21	Splinter:My sons, it is time for traing. (hichup) All turtles: Traing? Leonardo: But Sensei, we trained earllyer this morning. we should not continue untill tomarrow. Splinterhichup) Nonsence, (hichup) You must train as much as you caaan. splinter pases out Raphael:You know, I think he has had one to many adult erbal teas. I can defunutly see that happen. __________________ Don't Mess With a Turtle!

09-24-2005, 02:32 AM	#2
trexmaster Thug Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 55	Drunken Splinter: "My sons, the wise man does not do the bing-bing-bing-dong, BURP the wise man does not---OMG purple brontosauruses in orange pantyhoses!"

09-24-2005, 03:09 AM	#3
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	I see Splinter being a rather comedic drunk. Splinter: "My sons... staggers forward ...before you go rush into battle..." Leonardo: "What battle?" Splinter: "...remember the words of the wise Yoda... There's no business like show business." The boys scratch their heads and look at each other. Leonardo: "Um... Ok, Sensei." As the boys bow, Splinter wonders off and crashes on the coach.

09-24-2005, 10:20 AM	#9
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	I was expecting a reference to the Jackie Chan "Drunken Master" movies, the idea being that when a fighter is drunk, he can fight harder because pain would be dulled during intoxication.

09-24-2005, 10:41 AM	#10
Masked Ninja Doodles TMNT for fun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sploshin' through some sewer... Posts: 2,137	Ah, Splinter would be hilarious drunk. He'd never do enough to really mess himself up, but he'd say goofy things and Leo would be horrified

09-24-2005, 11:38 AM	#12
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	This is a drunk Hamato Yoshi __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-24-2005, 11:45 AM	#13
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	He looks very merry here, Jester __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

09-24-2005, 12:05 PM	#14
Masked Ninja Doodles TMNT for fun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sploshin' through some sewer... Posts: 2,137	dies laughing There we go. Awesome pic. And the Leo/Splinter banter was nice.

09-24-2005, 04:57 PM	#16
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	This makes a great Quickie... __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

09-24-2005, 07:58 PM	#18
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	It did make a pretty darn good quickie... __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

09-24-2005, 08:14 PM	#20
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	You guys gotta learn to trust me... __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"