The greatest B-Movie ever made

verminator_x · 01-02-2006, 04:44 AM

i love a good and original b-movie that does not take itself to serious either.
a silly and crazy movie with a lot of goofs.

deathrace 2000 i love this movie, and if the rumours is true that tom cruise is going to play frankenstein in a remake i 2007, it would tear me up from inside. its fun to see a young sylvester stallone, he plays joe machine gun vitarbo so good. my favourite in this film are the tv journalist "junior".

with his clothes and funny look, and whenever the drivers run over some poor bastard he says "oh what a perfect kill, 100 points to mathilda the robot"

the toxic avenger, is another b-movie classic, the best movie troma has ever produced.

but i think the number one b-movie of all time is Commando.
god i love when arnie says "let of some steam bennett"

commando is exactly what cindy says "i dont believe in all this macho ********".
over 200 bad asses get kicked and shoot by arnie. and this movie got the best bad ass line up ever made.

bennett the toughest villain in the movie. with his medievel chainmail vest, moustache, black leather pants and and his big knife that he seems to be inlove with, bennett is truly the greatest and funniest villain you could see on film.

sully. he plays cool all the way until matrix "let him go". its fun when they are on the airport, every one at the airport is taller than sully, and this guy is going to play bad ass with matrix?

cooke. he is a green berrett that is going to kick matrix ass, but as matrix says "i eat green berretts to breakfast, and now im real hungry"

arius. hes the brain and leader of the gang, but if hes so smart, then he would know better to screw around with matrix and his daughter.

theres so many funny moments in the movie.

like when matrix and cindy are hunting down sully they crashes into a tree in top speed, without car belts, and even the car seat is gone after matrix thrown them out. if you watch the scene slow, you can see one of the dolls losing its head when the car crashes into the tree.

and when arnie goes berserk on the island, he doesnt need to shot the bad guys they dies before he even try to shot them.
some times he can kill 6 soldiers with one bullett.

and all the funny comments.

"hey sully i like you, youre a funny man, thats why im going to kill you last" matrix.

"dont disturb my friend, he is dead tired" matrix.

"**** you asshole" cooke

"**** YOU asshole" matrix

"ah, i feel good john, just like old times, how does it feel to be a dying man, youre a dead man john" bennett.

"B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T." matrix.

"slitting a girls throat is like cutting warm butter" piss ant soldier.

"shut your mouth and put away the knife" bennett.

"i love lisetning to your piss ant soldiers play tough, they make me laugh, if matrix were here he would laugh to" bennett.

"my soldiers are patriots" arius.

"youre soldiers are nothing, me and john could kill em all in a blink of an eye" bennett.

"are you trying to frighten me? mr bennett. arius.

"stop screwing around bennett, and let the girl go, its me that you want, you can beat me, ive got just one arm. come on, throw away that chickenshit gun. you want to put a knife in me, see whats going on when you turn it around, come on bennett LETS PARTY" matrix.

"i can beat you john, i dont need the girl, i can beat you, and i dont need no gun john, I DONT NEED NO GUN JOHN, i can beat you, IM GONNA KILL YOU KNOW" bennett.

at the end.

"left anyone to us john?" general kirby.

"just bodies" matrix.

*Sewer Bull* · 01-02-2006, 05:30 AM

I haven't watched it yet, but "Killer Condom" must be the best B-movie ever made.

The plot is simply awsome. I crave for experiencing this film.

verminator_x · 01-02-2006, 06:17 AM

"killer condom" is fun, i also liked "killer nerd" and "christmas evil".

troma made alot of good ones in the 80s.

*Brodie* · 01-02-2006, 03:00 PM

Uh, Evil Dead 1 or 2, anyone?

*DrSpengler* · 01-02-2006, 03:01 PM

Rock & Roll Nightmare will forever rank as the best/worst B-Movie ever made. At least with me.

*Anarky* · 01-02-2006, 03:04 PM

I'd go with the Godzilla movies, they're just friggin' awesome. I mean, there's a mutated dinosaur, a monster crab, a toxic waste monster, a three headed dragon, a robot that does thing even its creator hasn't invisioned, a giant rose... does this get any better.

Top B-ranking within the Godzillas is definitely everything directed by Yun Fukuda. That guy knew how to direct cheesy movies.

*Sewer Bull* · 01-02-2006, 03:06 PM

"Surf Nazis Must Die" looks promising.

*Anarky* · 01-02-2006, 03:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

"Surf Nazis Must Die" looks promising.

It does, but so does Troma in general. But, aside from Toxic Avenger part I, I haven't seen anything by them and even with "Toxie" I was rather.. uhm... alcoholized, to say the least.

But one day, my friends, I will watch those Tromas.

EDIT: Well, I dunno whether this passes as a B-Movie or not, but "Manos, the hands of fate" is pure greatness.

~~BartAllen~~ · 01-02-2006, 03:29 PM

the first guyver movie with mark hammil. best B movie that was based on an anime.

*Voltron* · 01-02-2006, 04:22 PM

Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter will always have a special place in my heart.

verminator_x · 01-03-2006, 04:27 AM

peter jacksons - bad taste, meet the feebles and braindead are brilliant b-movies.

*cqb101* · 01-04-2006, 06:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

"Surf Nazis Must Die" looks promising.

It was decent. I've seen much better Troma films, though.

All the Toxie's
SGT. Kabukiman, NYPD
Troma's War

Those are all quality.

*DrSpengler* · 01-04-2006, 07:05 PM

Class of Nuke'em High Part II: Sub-Humanoid Meltdown

Easily the best/worst Troma movie I've ever had the "pleasure" of watching.

verminator_x · 01-14-2006, 11:50 AM

i love the way vernon wells play bennett, he did a great job playing psycho villain also in mad max the road warrior.

forget about arnold, commando is all about vernon wells, the greatest action villain ever.

*That Matt Guy* · 01-14-2006, 12:12 PM

Dark Star or Billy the Kid vs Dracula.

*DrSpengler* · 01-14-2006, 12:17 PM

"I don't need the gun...I don't need the girl...I'm gonna kiiiiiilllll yooooouuuu!!!"

verminator_x · 01-14-2006, 12:22 PM

LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT

01-02-2006, 04:44 AM	#1
verminator_x Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: oslo-norway Posts: 457	The greatest B-Movie ever made i love a good and original b-movie that does not take itself to serious either. a silly and crazy movie with a lot of goofs. deathrace 2000 i love this movie, and if the rumours is true that tom cruise is going to play frankenstein in a remake i 2007, it would tear me up from inside. its fun to see a young sylvester stallone, he plays joe machine gun vitarbo so good. my favourite in this film are the tv journalist "junior". with his clothes and funny look, and whenever the drivers run over some poor bastard he says "oh what a perfect kill, 100 points to mathilda the robot" the toxic avenger, is another b-movie classic, the best movie troma has ever produced. but i think the number one b-movie of all time is Commando. god i love when arnie says "let of some steam bennett" commando is exactly what cindy says "i dont believe in all this macho ******". over 200 bad asses get kicked and shoot by arnie. and this movie got the best bad ass line up ever made. bennett the toughest villain in the movie. with his medievel chainmail vest, moustache, black leather pants and and his big knife that he seems to be inlove with, bennett is truly the greatest and funniest villain you could see on film. sully. he plays cool all the way until matrix "let him go". its fun when they are on the airport, every one at the airport is taller than sully, and this guy is going to play bad ass with matrix? cooke. he is a green berrett that is going to kick matrix ass, but as matrix says "i eat green berretts to breakfast, and now im real hungry" arius. hes the brain and leader of the gang, but if hes so smart, then he would know better to screw around with matrix and his daughter. theres so many funny moments in the movie. like when matrix and cindy are hunting down sully they crashes into a tree in top speed, without car belts, and even the car seat is gone after matrix thrown them out. if you watch the scene slow, you can see one of the dolls losing its head when the car crashes into the tree. and when arnie goes berserk on the island, he doesnt need to shot the bad guys they dies before he even try to shot them. some times he can kill 6 soldiers with one bullett. and all the funny comments. "hey sully i like you, youre a funny man, thats why im going to kill you last" matrix. "dont disturb my friend, he is dead tired" matrix. " you asshole" cooke "** YOU asshole" matrix "ah, i feel good john, just like old times, how does it feel to be a dying man, youre a dead man john" bennett. "B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T." matrix. "slitting a girls throat is like cutting warm butter" piss ant soldier. "shut your mouth and put away the knife" bennett. "i love lisetning to your piss ant soldiers play tough, they make me laugh, if matrix were here he would laugh to" bennett. "my soldiers are patriots" arius. "youre soldiers are nothing, me and john could kill em all in a blink of an eye" bennett. "are you trying to frighten me? mr bennett. arius. "stop screwing around bennett, and let the girl go, its me that you want, you can beat me, ive got just one arm. come on, throw away that chickenshit gun. you want to put a knife in me, see whats going on when you turn it around, come on bennett LETS PARTY" matrix. "i can beat you john, i dont need the girl, i can beat you, and i dont need no gun john, I DONT NEED NO GUN JOHN, i can beat you, IM GONNA KILL YOU KNOW" bennett. at the end. "left anyone to us john?" general kirby. "just bodies" matrix. __________________ Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun. Shine on you crazy diamond. Now theres a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky. Shine on you crazy diamond. Last edited by verminator_x; 01-02-2006 at 04:51 AM.

01-02-2006, 05:30 AM	#2
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	I haven't watched it yet, but "Killer Condom" must be the best B-movie ever made. The plot is simply awsome. I crave for experiencing this film. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

01-02-2006, 06:17 AM	#3
verminator_x Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: oslo-norway Posts: 457	"killer condom" is fun, i also liked "killer nerd" and "christmas evil". troma made alot of good ones in the 80s. __________________ Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun. Shine on you crazy diamond. Now theres a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky. Shine on you crazy diamond.

01-02-2006, 03:00 PM	#4
Brodie Certified Teacher Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Bizarro Metropolis Posts: 6,495	Uh, Evil Dead 1 or 2, anyone? __________________ Stupendous Monster

01-02-2006, 03:04 PM	#6
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	I'd go with the Godzilla movies, they're just friggin' awesome. I mean, there's a mutated dinosaur, a monster crab, a toxic waste monster, a three headed dragon, a robot that does thing even its creator hasn't invisioned, a giant rose... does this get any better. Top B-ranking within the Godzillas is definitely everything directed by Yun Fukuda. That guy knew how to direct cheesy movies. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

01-02-2006, 03:01 PM	#5
DrSpengler Foot Elite Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,842	Rock & Roll Nightmare will forever rank as the best/worst B-Movie ever made. At least with me.

01-02-2006, 03:06 PM	#7
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	"Surf Nazis Must Die" looks promising. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

01-02-2006, 03:29 PM	#9
~~BartAllen~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Posts: 922	the first guyver movie with mark hammil. best B movie that was based on an anime.

01-02-2006, 04:22 PM	#10
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter will always have a special place in my heart. __________________ I AM FOR ACTUAL! . . . and the White Savior. . . and the Right Hand of God. . .

01-03-2006, 04:27 AM	#11
verminator_x Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: oslo-norway Posts: 457	peter jacksons - bad taste, meet the feebles and braindead are brilliant b-movies. __________________ Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun. Shine on you crazy diamond. Now theres a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky. Shine on you crazy diamond.

01-04-2006, 07:05 PM	#13
DrSpengler Foot Elite Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,842	Class of Nuke'em High Part II: Sub-Humanoid Meltdown Easily the best/worst Troma movie I've ever had the "pleasure" of watching.

01-14-2006, 11:50 AM	#14
verminator_x Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: oslo-norway Posts: 457	i love the way vernon wells play bennett, he did a great job playing psycho villain also in mad max the road warrior. forget about arnold, commando is all about vernon wells, the greatest action villain ever. __________________ Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun. Shine on you crazy diamond. Now theres a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky. Shine on you crazy diamond.

01-14-2006, 12:12 PM	#15
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	Dark Star or Billy the Kid vs Dracula.

01-14-2006, 12:17 PM	#16
DrSpengler Foot Elite Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 4,842	"I don't need the gun...I don't need the girl...I'm gonna kiiiiiilllll yooooouuuu!!!"

01-14-2006, 12:22 PM	#17
verminator_x Hench Mutant Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: oslo-norway Posts: 457	LET OFF SOME STEAM BENNETT __________________ Remember when you were young, you shone like the sun. Shine on you crazy diamond. Now theres a look in your eyes, like black holes in the sky. Shine on you crazy diamond.