Which smells more like cat pee? (AXE vs. TAG)

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Alot of people have seen these ridiculous commercials depicting AXE body-spray that basically depict women as slaves with no will of their own in the face of bad colonge. Not only is anyone who thinks a mere body-spray is going to turn nearby women into sex-slaves is a moron, but the stuff smells like cat-urine.

But it has a rival, TAG body-spray! This body spray uses basically the same sexist commercials only slightly more comical. It also smells like cat-piss.

The million dollar question is: Which smells MORE like cat-pee?

BTW Never go holiday shopping in a store that likes to spray popular colonges and perfumes into the air. I don't think I've ever come so close to punching a store-clerk.

[Cerpin Taxt]

Axe is awesome. It also became a real lifesaver in freshman year when I baked the dorm.

I think the Hummer fragrance smells like ****.

[Ra]

I havn't smelt either, so I'm taking it that I'd better be glad about it

[GK Punk]

Both smell like the ass end of Rhino.

[Ra]

Well...I'm glad I havn't smelt them then

[Peanut]

I actually don't think Tag is too bad, but I know a lot of people who pour on the Axe so they don't have to shower. The problem starts around 3 PM when it starts to wear off. I have not-so-fond memories of a particular hallway, inhabited by certain people...not of this country, in high school. It was impossible to breathe there during the day thanks to the overwhelming smell of Axe, then even harder to breathe at the end of the day thanks to the overwhelming smell of horrible, week old, BO.

[Barkworm]

I guess I smell like cat pee...

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

Originally Posted by Peanut

I actually don't think Tag is too bad, but I know a lot of people who pour on the Axe so they don't have to shower

That's disgusting.

What the hell is wrong with those people?

[OA]

Unfortunately, people dont just Axe instead of showers...but all kinds of cheap crap that IMO sometimes smells worse than if they woulda just went with their natural funk....

[Turtle Dove]

Oh man I feel the same all those scents smell like ass. I hate those commericals, your telling me if a girl smells this, she's going to lose all 100% respect for herself-rip her panties off and say,"Do me..do me now...ohhhhhh" And she's gonna hump furniture?

I swear LUST is Way overated-no wonder we have so many problems with AIDS, Herpes and teen pregancies. No offense but I don't buy the commericals, those commericals just show me how stupid girls are and how patheic guys can be in those commericals. They make sex an everyday thing for any one at any age.

I don't mean to tick of anyone & I hope MY opinion isn't attacked or someone tosses in their 2 cents to make me look stupid but in all honestly I don't understand the obession for attention and lust. I guess cause I keep so busy with school,art & other actives ...sex and anything of that relation isn't anywhere near my mind...to be honest,it annoy me a bit because I had a few broken hearts cause I wouldn't put out and some other girl would for him.

*Sigh*....Ah well the hell with them. And as for these sample scents I been getting in the mail....who's the dumbass sending the samples?

[Anarky]

Originally Posted by Turtle Dove

I swear LUST is Way overated-no wonder we have so many problems with AIDS, Herpes and teen pregancies.

Bwahahaha! Yeah, right. Blame Axe/Lynx for tenn pregnancies and STDs... best idea ever. Do you know what the trigger for both, STDs and pregnancies, is? No, it's not a commercial or a perfume. It's sex. The thing two people do when they are alone. I wonder how people could even come up with these theories.

I don't mean to tick of anyone & I hope MY opinion isn't attacked or someone tosses in their 2 cents to make me look stupid but in all honestly I don't understand the obession for attention and lust.

Then do us all a favour, and don't write silly stuff like that, seriously. Sex is one of the greatest things there is, honestly. And yes, it was way easier to be without it, when you didn't have any, so you might not understand that.

Besides, every person with half a working brain cell knows that commercials don't represent the real world. If it should represent the real world, then explain those "Old Navy"-commercials to me. But of course, it's easy to find the culprit on TV, that way you don't even need to get up and care for the kids (if you have any, that is) and TV doesn't talk back. And it only shows you nice things, aside from the horrible things wrapped in a nice package it shows you.

But yeah, it's all Axe/Lynx's fault. You're right.

[Peanut]

Originally Posted by Anarky

Sex is one of the greatest things there is, honestly.

You're a virgin and you know it.

[Tetsu Deinonychus]

I'm still stuck on the assholes that think using AXE means they don't have to bathe. I think if I met a slob like that, I'd officially be required to kick his ass.

[Kid Icarus]

I use AXE body wash (touch, if anyone was wondering). But when I go out, I also put on some Polo Black.

I think AXE smells just fine, as a soap. As a colonge... hell no. Just no. If someone thinks $3 is going to make them smell good... no.

[Voltron]

My mom bought this for my brother and I a few years back for Christmas. We almost gagged on the stuff when we first shot it into the air. From then on, we've waged AXE wars from dusk till dawn where we run about the house shooting each other with that God awful stuff to see who smells worse by the end.


There are no winners.

[Turtledude2k3]

I use cologne after having a shower.

--That's not exactly PG-13.-- (VOLTRON)

[BartAllen]

Yes, both smell really bad, I bought tag.. and wow. it stank. i like adidas though..

[Wingnut]

Tag definately smells more like cat piss. And I would also like to throw in that, despite the disclaimers, I have yet to be trampled by an endless army of women, nor have I been hit on by my girlfriends mother.

[Hannah]

Ew. Half the guys at my school use Axe instead of showering.. it's so gross. It's like, you're going to your locker and you pass them and you start choking. Uck.

Originally Posted by Peanut

You're a virgin and you know it.

Hahahaha.... I'm putting that in my sig. ;-;

[ThirdMarioBro]

I'm gonna call both here.