Dromie Awards!

**Jo Dawn** · 02-17-2006, 12:06 AM

*Walks onto the stage in a long white, flowing dress, with Anarky on her arm. Walking up the the mic in Center Stage, she adjusts the height before beginning to speak*

Hello! And welcome to the Third Annual Dromie Awards Pre-Show!! Come one, come all, in your Sunday best, or just your dead sexiest outfits.

Let's make this a party!

**Machias Banshee** · 02-17-2006, 12:10 AM

*sits in a booth, checking her watch. Wears a sparkling dark blue dress, hair done in long curly waves*

Dangit, if Stryker's late for this...

*orders a mudslide and waits*

((*Gave Stryker Space to Do a BIG-ARSE Intro if he wants*

))

*Spitfire* · 02-17-2006, 12:28 AM

*Does huge big dance number to the song "Too Sexy"*

*XERO* · 02-17-2006, 12:31 AM

*A silver limo with 2 letter 'K's in green and white pulls up. The doors open with Benvenuto and Masked Ninja getting out both sides, dressed in blue tuxedos*

Mask: "Hey Ben, remind me why we had to wear these itchy tuxes."
Ben: "What? It was your idea!"
Mask: "I must've been drunk or something..."

*Masked Ninja* · 02-17-2006, 12:53 AM

Drunk?! Moi?

... Maybe on sparkling cider...

Mask gets up and does karaoke to the 1987 TMNT theme. The rest of the crowd is polite enough not to boo him off the stage.

*XERO* · 02-17-2006, 12:55 AM

*rubs his head in embarassment*

... Rookie.

*The Stryker* · 02-17-2006, 01:04 AM

*A cab pulls up and the doors open, Steps out wearing a jacket and a Stryk-logo shirt*

Alright people! Time to take a look at greatness! *Walks up to the doors and flashes a badge with the Stryk-logo* I'm on the list...First name Stryk, Last name Er.

*The Security guard looks at me and I just wave back, He pushes me out of the way and waves in another batch of people* Hey! come on! I should be invited...I know people! Like that one!

*Climbs on the security guard and points at Machi from a distance* Hey Boo! tell Kong here to let me in!

*Sewer Bull* · 02-17-2006, 01:08 AM

*comes in, looks around, devours all the snacks avalaible and then goes right into the bar*

*XERO* · 02-17-2006, 01:31 AM

*Mask and Ben are seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, with Ben winning a la Bio Dome*

*Sewer Bull* · 02-17-2006, 01:34 AM

*takes a shot*

*XERO* · 02-17-2006, 01:37 AM

*pwns Mask with the infamous rock/scissors switch*

*Sewer Bull* · 02-17-2006, 01:45 AM

*gives Ben and Mask a long stare of a drunkard*

I see walking mutant turtles in tuxedos...

*takes another sip*

I had enough...

*falls under the counter*

*Masked Ninja* · 02-17-2006, 02:05 AM

*is pwned again* Dangit, Ben! Can't you lose at something?! Hmf.

*steals something from Ben's pocket and disappears ninja-style... is later seen sitting with his back against the wasted Sewer Bull, sullenly playing a Gameboy.*

02-17-2006, 02:36 AM

*walks in dressed as Edward Scissorhands.*

*looks around at all the people dressed in tuxes and gowns*

Aw, crap. I thought this was going to be a masquerade.

*Dr. Doom* · 02-17-2006, 03:13 AM

-=With a brilliant green flash of light, Doom teleports into the venue, striking a potent combination of fear and reverence into the very hearts of all who gaze upon his glory. His cape billows back in an immaculate breeze and he unfolds his arms from across his chest, throwing them out in a proclamation of his arrival=-

FOOLS! LITTLE DID YOU PATHETIC WORMS COMPREHEND THAT THIS EVENT EXISTS NOT FOR THE CELEBRATION OF THE TECHNODROME'S GREATEST MEMBERS, BUT FOR DOOM, AND DOOM ALONE!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY NATION OF LATVERIA OR SUFFER AN UNFORGIVING WRATH AT IT'S IRON HANDS.....THE IRON HANDS OF DOCTOR DOOM!!!!

-=With that, a small army of Doombots crashes through a wall, sorrounding the auditorium in a threatening manner and then stopping in formation, standing perfectly still and statuesque, towering over the frightened attendees. Doom the proceeds to his seat in a most regal fashion, stopping only to check out the LAY-DAYS, OW!!=-

Ra · 02-17-2006, 03:43 AM

*a dark red sports car screams out of the streets and pulls up to a dead stop right outside Burger King, which is ironically next to the Pre Show* Oh...That was conveniant... *steps out to show her high boots underneath a slit black dress with a low cut, with a fang necklace around her neck*

Now, let's have martinies and cocktails!

*gets up and starts doing some singing*

FireFly · 02-17-2006, 05:14 AM

{a man gets out of a smaller limo he walks wearing suit and duster a long silence soon follows pulls out and puts on some black sun glasses}

the king has arrived

the starts to cheer as the man starts walking to the building

*Anarky* · 02-17-2006, 06:46 AM

Anarky stands on stage feels rather lost. And the lights, and the people... he knows what's to do now and sneaks off to get himself a beer. Hopefully, Jo won't notice that I'm gone...

*damnhooligan* · 02-17-2006, 06:53 AM

*stumbles off the back of a motorcycle reeking of what smells suspiciously like an intoxicating mixture of Wild Turkey and Funyons, wearing a dress made entirely out of aluminium foil and scotch tape*

"Yeehaw, motherf***ers! Let's get this bitch started."

*That Matt Guy* · 02-17-2006, 07:03 AM

I know I won't win anything, but I'll still kill more people than anyone here.

02-17-2006, 12:06 AM	#1
Jo Dawn Inactive Moderator Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Authority On All Things Don Posts: 5,190	Dromie Awards! Walks onto the stage in a long white, flowing dress, with Anarky on her arm. Walking up the the mic in Center Stage, she adjusts the height before beginning to speak Hello! And welcome to the Third Annual Dromie Awards Pre-Show!! Come one, come all, in your Sunday best, or just your dead sexiest outfits. Let's make this a party! __________________

02-17-2006, 12:28 AM	#3
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Does huge big dance number to the song "Too Sexy" __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

02-17-2006, 12:31 AM	#4
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	A silver limo with 2 letter 'K's in green and white pulls up. The doors open with Benvenuto and Masked Ninja getting out both sides, dressed in blue tuxedos Mask: "Hey Ben, remind me why we had to wear these itchy tuxes." Ben: "What? It was your idea!" Mask: "I must've been drunk or something..." __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

02-17-2006, 12:55 AM	#6
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	rubs his head in embarassment ... Rookie. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

02-17-2006, 01:04 AM	#7
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	A cab pulls up and the doors open, Steps out wearing a jacket and a Stryk-logo shirt Alright people! Time to take a look at greatness! Walks up to the doors and flashes a badge with the Stryk-logo I'm on the list...First name Stryk, Last name Er. The Security guard looks at me and I just wave back, He pushes me out of the way and waves in another batch of people Hey! come on! I should be invited...I know people! Like that one! Climbs on the security guard and points at Machi from a distance Hey Boo! tell Kong here to let me in! __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

02-17-2006, 12:10 AM	#2
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	sits in a booth, checking her watch. Wears a sparkling dark blue dress, hair done in long curly waves Dangit, if Stryker's late for this... orders a mudslide and waits ((Gave Stryker Space to Do a BIG-ARSE Intro if he wants ))

02-17-2006, 12:53 AM	#5
Masked Ninja Doodles TMNT for fun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sploshin' through some sewer... Posts: 2,137	Drunk?! Moi? ... Maybe on sparkling cider... Mask gets up and does karaoke to the 1987 TMNT theme. The rest of the crowd is polite enough not to boo him off the stage.

02-17-2006, 01:08 AM	#8
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	comes in, looks around, devours all the snacks avalaible and then goes right into the bar __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

02-17-2006, 01:31 AM	#9
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Mask and Ben are seen playing Rock, Paper, Scissors, with Ben winning a la Bio Dome __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"**

02-17-2006, 01:34 AM	#10
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	takes a shot __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

02-17-2006, 01:37 AM	#11
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	pwns Mask with the infamous rock/scissors switch __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!" Last edited by XERO; 02-17-2006 at 01:48 AM.

02-17-2006, 01:45 AM	#12
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	gives Ben and Mask a long stare of a drunkard I see walking mutant turtles in tuxedos... takes another sip I had enough... falls under the counter __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!* Last edited by Sewer Bull; 02-17-2006 at 03:18 AM.

02-17-2006, 02:05 AM	#13
Masked Ninja Doodles TMNT for fun Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: sploshin' through some sewer... Posts: 2,137	is pwned again Dangit, Ben! Can't you lose at something?! Hmf. steals something from Ben's pocket and disappears ninja-style... is later seen sitting with his back against the wasted Sewer Bull, sullenly playing a Gameboy.

02-17-2006, 02:36 AM	#14
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	walks in dressed as Edward Scissorhands. looks around at all the people dressed in tuxes and gowns Aw, crap. I thought this was going to be a masquerade.

02-17-2006, 03:13 AM	#15
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	-=With a brilliant green flash of light, Doom teleports into the venue, striking a potent combination of fear and reverence into the very hearts of all who gaze upon his glory. His cape billows back in an immaculate breeze and he unfolds his arms from across his chest, throwing them out in a proclamation of his arrival=- FOOLS! LITTLE DID YOU PATHETIC WORMS COMPREHEND THAT THIS EVENT EXISTS NOT FOR THE CELEBRATION OF THE TECHNODROME'S GREATEST MEMBERS, BUT FOR DOOM, AND DOOM ALONE!!! ALL SHALL BOW BEFORE THE MIGHTY NATION OF LATVERIA OR SUFFER AN UNFORGIVING WRATH AT IT'S IRON HANDS.....THE IRON HANDS OF DOCTOR DOOM!!!! -=With that, a small army of Doombots crashes through a wall, sorrounding the auditorium in a threatening manner and then stopping in formation, standing perfectly still and statuesque, towering over the frightened attendees. Doom the proceeds to his seat in a most regal fashion, stopping only to check out the LAY-DAYS, OW!!=- __________________ I love you, Pickle.

02-17-2006, 03:43 AM	#16
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	a dark red sports car screams out of the streets and pulls up to a dead stop right outside Burger King, which is ironically next to the Pre Show Oh...That was conveniant... steps out to show her high boots underneath a slit black dress with a low cut, with a fang necklace around her neck Now, let's have martinies and cocktails! gets up and starts doing some singing __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

02-17-2006, 05:14 AM	#17
FireFly Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: I can be at anyplace, anytime i want to be. Posts: 524	{a man gets out of a smaller limo he walks wearing suit and duster a long silence soon follows pulls out and puts on some black sun glasses} the king has arrived the starts to cheer as the man starts walking to the building __________________ my myspace http://www.myspace.com/56152317 "This is bad...a pro shouldn't let the fight get personal...I should calm down and--Naaaah! I'll worry about it after I stomp a few more Cobras!" Flint, GI Joe(v-1) #53 Last edited by FireFly; 02-20-2006 at 03:00 PM.

02-17-2006, 06:46 AM	#18
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Anarky stands on stage feels rather lost. And the lights, and the people... he knows what's to do now and sneaks off to get himself a beer. Hopefully, Jo won't notice that I'm gone... __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

02-17-2006, 06:53 AM	#19
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	stumbles off the back of a motorcycle reeking of what smells suspiciously like an intoxicating mixture of Wild Turkey and Funyons, wearing a dress made entirely out of aluminium foil and scotch tape "Yeehaw, motherf***ers! Let's get this bitch started." __________________

02-17-2006, 07:03 AM	#20
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I know I won't win anything, but I'll still kill more people than anyone here.