Weird Ass Dreams!

Peanut · 02-28-2006, 11:38 PM

OK! I just gotta get this out.

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Last night I had this weird ass dream where Barkworm and I played some crazy Japanese RPG at my house. Then we went swimming in some kind of bat sh*t loco pool that looked like a giant wang. It all ended when TMB (Don't know where the hell he came from) and I brought Barky to an airport so he could go home. I got kind of sad because he told me he visited Voltron earlier that month and he had a much better time there. I woke up all f*cking depressed.

Now, share some of your weird ass dreams!

That is all.

**Barkworm** · 02-28-2006, 11:45 PM

HAHAHAHAHA, that is f*cking disturbing!

*Spitfire* · 02-28-2006, 11:47 PM

I had this one dream it was so weird I actually woke up and wrote a story about what happened. I took a few parts out so it would make more sense but this is the giest of it...I believe this dream is what happens when I play way to much Resident Evil and hang out with my friends alot...

It was 2 AM and the door bell rang again on this cold Sunday night. We all had school the next day but for some reason that didn’t stop them from coming. I was with my friends Phil, Robbie, Andrew, and Ashlie. We were all sleeping on the floor. My friend Ashlie was cold so I got beside her and hugged her. I fell asleep and when I awoke everyone was gone. Everyone but me and Ashlie. We walked outside only to find ourselves in a field. And in that field were horrors from which the likes we have never seen. Corspes lay on the ground rotting and attracting the flies that feast upon them. We walked forward a few feet, Ashlie clung tightly to my arm. After a few steps a large hand grabbed Ashlie’s shoulder and yanked her off me. I turned around and it was Phil. But something was different, a lot different. His face was pale, his skin was rotten, and his eye balls were missing.. He roared, hissed like an animal, and his eye sockets began to bleed black. All down his face until he looked like a hideous monster. He opened his mouth and the putrid stench of death filled the air. He roared again and then sunk his teeth into Ashlie’s right shoulder. She screamed in pain and struggled to get free. I just stood there unable to move. I was frozen in time, something was stopping me. He ripped the flesh right off her bones and threw her to the ground. Bleeding and crying she crawled towards me and I helped her up. She clung to my side and I ran back to my room with her. I laid her down in my bed and she began coughing.
“So itchy” she said
She began scratching her arms and hunks of flesh started falling off.
I quickly grabbed her hands and stopped her. Arm as now bleeding and the smell of blood filled the air. I started to feel a little sick myself. Whatever she had was a virus and I needed to find her a cure. I safely say it’s fatal. I turned around to leave and she grabbed me.
“Don’t leave me alone!” She screamed “I’m scared, don’t go. You can’t go”
She wouldn’t let go so I did the only thing I could think of. I kissed her and told her I was going to find her a cure. And that everything would be okay. I don’t think kissing her was a very good idea, though it may have calmed her down I started to feel worse. What good am I to her dead? I had no idea where I should go. I blinked and suddenly found myself in the office buildings of a viral research center. A man named Albert Wesker was in front of me and I some how knew he had the cure. I asked him for it nicely.
He replied “You want the cure you must do something for me”
He threw some gloves at me and told me to clean up the dead bodies in the room next to him. I went inside and took the corpses one by one to the room he pointed out. Inside there was a chef and to my disgust he was cutting up the bodies and cooking them in a soup. At this point I didn’t care, I just watched my friend eat Ashlie’s shoulder and infect her with some unknown yet fatal virus.
“Follow me” He said
I followed him out a door and found myself in a neighbor hood I had never seen before. He told me to kill a man. The man lived in the house we were standing in front of. I went inside and found a butchers knife on the counter. I picked it up and quickly ran through the house. I found no one until I reached the master bedroom. Inside was black as night. Suddenly a man dressed in all black ran at me with an axe. I quickly sprinted for the door and towards Wesker. Wesker took off his glasses and jammed his hand through the mans chest. He removed his heart and tossed it on the ground.
Adjusting his gloves he turned to me and said “You know what I am don’t you? You’re a smart boy”
I had no idea how to respond to this.
“You’re a witness now aren’t you? You saw me murder this man. I guess I have to give you something to keep you quite.”
Still in awe I just nodded.
“Very smart boy” He said as he tossed me a purple vial.
He vanished and I passed out. I woke up back in my room. I quickly injected the strange purple liquid into Ashlie and she awoke okay. I took her to the hospital and got her wounds treated. I still to this day don’t understand what the hell happened to me. And I don’t think I ever will.

In my real dream Wesker from Resident Evil taught me how to make Sushi O_o But like I said I took parts out to it would make more sense haha

Edit: Wow I read over that and boy I must have been whacked out when I wrote it. There's like words missing and odd errors I normally don't make.

Ra · 03-01-2006, 05:08 AM

Don't worry Spit - Dreams are hard to understand, and it's hard enough to retell them

My beliefs for the existance of this dream? My "Ratchet and Clank" obsession (I had recently bought number three, where all of this takes place), and my very strange phobia of cane toads, and not to mention a whole number of different things. Also, please bear in mind that this is a very short version and that in between events, things like National Condom Week and me actually meeting Ratchet and Clank happen. I had to cut these events since they were too random.

I awake on a ship, known as the "Starship Phonix", in what I instanly knew was a Training Room. For some reason, there is a robot looking down at me before he pokes me in the eye. I jump up and, by reaction, punch him in the face and brake his nose. Why this robot had a nose, I have no idea why. Either way, I broke it and it fell to the ground sending sparks out whenever possible. Next thing I know, the room disolves to the real inside of the Phonix, where a monkey in green tights is looking at me. For fellow fans, this is obviously Skrunch the monkey. For non-fans...well, google search it. I can't be stuffed to link a picture.

Anyway, Skrunch makes some monkey noises and runs out of the room, but looks back to make one final screech. Thinking he wanted me to follow him, I did so. The next room was filled with my worst fear, Cane Toads. I freeze and am unable to move. Suddenly, there is a blur of yellow and a banana lands amounst the toads. Skrunch screams and runs for the banana, throwing toads whatever way to get at it, and stepping on a good few on the way, which burst to expose a very sickly green interior with equally nausiating internal organs. I mean, there is sick, then REALLY sick. I manage to keep my dinner in before noticing a shadow. I turn around and see a big guy in green tights. For those who don't know, this is Captain Qwark - Greatest Idiot to ever Grace the Galatic Defence Organisation. He gasps and then looks weirdly at me.

"You don't have your regulated Qwark tights on!" I blink.

"Huh?"

"Come here, Miss. This won't hurt a bit." Qwark grabbed my arm and marches off with me to the main deck of the ship. I manage to get out of wearing the tights, but I instead have to go on a mission. Que all of the weird and random stuff that I can't possibly fit into one paragraph. After a while, I agree to the mission, but only so that I could go home. Qwark instantly gives me a fly swatter and a 5 iron golf club as weapons before sending me off to a planet.

I get out of the dropship and fall down. Screaming, I try to remember what to do, but all I could remember was Qwark promoting the right usage of Condoms. Miraculosly, I land safely and without a scave. But to my dismay, I see that the planet's surface crawling with Cane Toads, save the little bit of rock that I was standing on in order for them to keep away from me.

My mission objective? Kill all of the Cane Toads on the planet with a golf club and a fly swatter.

Thank God I woke up then.

*Sewer Bull* · 03-01-2006, 05:25 AM

I once had a dream with Ryona, but I cannot tell you more, as this board is PG-13 rated...

Kidding. There was a town full graveyards and cloisters in that dream. I was investigating something... well... don't know what exactly. My "investigation" comprised wandering around and observing the town dwellers. And watching nuns running around and crying "Till the death! Till the death" or the kids playing on the cemetery and happily jumping over the graves. Ryona was just some elegant landlady who rented me a room in her old devastated mansion. Then I met her in the street and greeted but to no avail, as she ignored me.

Yeah, my mind is sick.

And it was all so spooky. That's why I mentioned that PG-13 stuff.

Ra · 03-01-2006, 05:31 AM

Gai! I want to know, damn it! *kicks the rating, which goes up one* There, now we can read and enjoy! Oh, wait...

*kicks her age to go up until 21* There, now we can read and enjoy!

*damnhooligan* · 03-01-2006, 09:47 AM

A couple years back, I kept having an awesome reoccuring dream.

Russian had stolen the entire province of Saskatchewan in the dead of night and airlifted it to it's current location, on top of Siberia without being noticed by anyone. They then adamently claimed it had been there all along. Come morning, there's a giant Saskatchewan-shaped hole in the middle of Canada that was viewable from space. I was part of an elite team of bad ass rangers employed to get Saskatchewan back by any means necessary.

Peanut · 03-01-2006, 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by damnhooligan

A couple years back, I kept having an awesome reoccuring dream.

Russian had stolen the entire province of Saskatchewan in the dead of night and airlifted it to it's current location, on top of Siberia without being noticed by anyone. They then adamently claimed it had been there all along. Come morning, there's a giant Saskatchewan-shaped hole in the middle of Canada that was viewable from space. I was part of an elite team of bad ass rangers employed to get Saskatchewan back by any means necessary.

F*cking...AWESOME! I'm on the phone at this very moment securing the movie rights. Ridley Scott is about to be all over this sh*t!

*cowabunga14* · 03-03-2006, 08:05 PM

I've been havin' quite a few weird dreams lately. This one I'm gonna talk about happened about a week ago. For some reason, Pee Wee Herman was in it.

I was with Pee Wee and we walked around in a downtown area and we looked in stores. We decided to go in a clothing store and try some stuff on. I don't remember what happened after that nor do I remember what we tried on. After that, Pee Wee and I went outside of the store and Large Marge (from Pee Wee's Big Adventure) popped out and her face morphed like it did in the movie. When her face morphed, it changed into tentacles and basically ripped off Pee Wee's head and ate it. I think I woke up after that. That was a random and crazy dream for me. I haven't seen Pee Wee's Big Adventure in at least ten years. Somethin' tells me I'll hafta get it on DVD or rent it from somewhere. A couple people I know like the movie and I wanna see it again.

*Voltron* · 03-03-2006, 08:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Peanut

I got kind of sad because he told me he visited Voltron earlier that month and he had a much better time there. I woke up all f*cking depressed.

Now, share some of your weird ass dreams!

That is all.

We listened to Cindy Lauper and J Pop till our ears bled. Then, we broke out the Ouija board and asked which 'drome hunk we'd marry.

*Mars-Chan* · 03-03-2006, 10:48 PM

I can't tell you a whole lot about my dream I had last night, but all I can say is it involved a certain British Singer, whose name shall be known only to me, and the rest of my dream..............

............................

.......is going to be kept to myself.

*MWAHAAAAAAAHAAAA!!!* *flees*

*Katie* · 03-06-2006, 08:37 AM

Last night I had a very scary, very disturbing dream….

I dreamed that someone found bins of flour with dead bodies buried in it in my bedroom….and they had been there awhile. I had never noticed them. The police came and I was cooperating with them…answering all their questions and whatnot. Then I moved out of that apartment because I was so scared. The next day, there were more flour bodies in my new apartment. I talked to the police again and they arrested me because I was obviously to blame or something. I kept trying to tell them that I was innocent, but they just laughed at me and told me I would not even get a trial….they took me in a big black SUV straight to the electric chair and strapped me in. I woke up all shaking and having a panic attack (haven’t had one of those in a long while) It was 4 in the morning and I didn’t go back to sleep.

Man! I hate freaky nightmares like that!

*Anarky* · 03-06-2006, 08:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Katie

Last night I had a very scary, very disturbing dream….

I dreamed that someone found bins of flour with dead bodies buried in it in my bedroom….and they had been there awhile. I had never noticed them. The police came and I was cooperating with them…answering all their questions and whatnot. Then I moved out of that apartment because I was so scared. The next day, there were more flour bodies in my new apartment. I talked to the police again and they arrested me because I was obviously to blame or something. I kept trying to tell them that I was innocent, but they just laughed at me and told me I would not even get a trial….they took me in a big black SUV straight to the electric chair and strapped me in. I woke up all shaking and having a panic attack (haven’t had one of those in a long while) It was 4 in the morning and I didn’t go back to sleep.

Man! I hate freaky nightmares like that!

Did you ever read "The Trial" by Franz Kafka? It usually helps me a lot to get over those scarier non-nightmare-dreams when I read about them (Here's a Gutenberg online version). It is somewhat similar to your dream. Maybe it helps, maybe it doesn't. I don't know.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 03-07-2006, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Voltron

We listened to Cindy Lauper and J Pop till our ears bled. Then, we broke out the Ouija board and asked which 'drome hunk we'd marry.

Hey, I can at least feel lucky I wasn't swimming in the Wang Pool

Okay, here's the mother of them all.

I find myself sitting on a sharp small and rocky shaped island all alone, buck naked. I look around and realize I'm in a bay of sorts. It's murky and there is a thick fog. Far out in the distance I see an old pirate ship bobbing in the water and suddenly realize, this is Jolly Roger Bay from Mario 64. Now, wondering what the fu*k is going on, I hear this screaming. I look behind me and see Princess Daisy being carried off by one of those fu*king deformed "Goombas" from that godforsaken Super Mario Bros movie. Comming to her rescue is none other than Captain Kirk and a mob of Starfleet officers who are too drunk to realize what they're shooting at. They shoot a wall which causes a landslide that crushes them all Looney Toons style. Underneath me the real Mario is underwater in the bay fighting an evil army of demonic soap creature who blow poison bubbles at him. To my left on the shore Bob Hoskins and Captain Lou Albano are fighting over who is the sh*ttier actor. Captain Lou gets fat old Bob in a Front facelock then throws him down, sits on his head, and farts in his face until he screams uncle in a whiny little sissy voice. While this is going on, a strange girl named Annie comes running in screaming for her life and tells me that she is being stalked by Michael Jackson's pet chimp Bubbles and then jumps into the water before a very drunk Bubbles (in leather) comes running in with a set of nunchucku and an MK-47 and lets hell loose in the spot where she jumped in. Blood then floats to the surface and Bubbles says "Annie Are You Okay? I DON'T THINK SO BITCH!". Then he scratches his ass and blows his brains out. I then see that behind the sunken ship there is a little raft where Madonna and RuPaul are making out. And while all that crazy sh*t is going on, Carrie Fisher and Natile Portman are stripping on the deck of the old sunkin ship to the Disco Star Wars theme while an army of frat boys and geeks wearing Storm Trooper costumes are hooting and yelling while pink wearing panties on their helmets. Then an NBC news chopper flies overhead to film the whole mess when Tom Brokaw, who was narrating the news segment, claims "now I've seen everything" and then jumps out of the chopper and lands face first on a rock. After that, the Big Eel from the bottom of the bay jumps up and swallows us all whole. Inside the eel's belly, Gene Roddenberry, George Lucas, Shigeru Miyamoto, Vince McMahon, and whoever the fu*k else all show up and proclaim that I'm being sued for copyight infringement because this dream is a breach of their creative rights and and such my brain must be DRM encrypted. They stick a needle in my head to implant a microchip in my brain, I scream and wake up.

Beat that.

Ra · 03-10-2006, 06:02 AM

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I was going to say that last night I got attacked by Fledermaus for spelling his name wrong again, but I guess that beats mine

*That Matt Guy* · 03-11-2006, 01:53 PM

I was standing in a large skyscraper with no roof, then suddenly I was trampled by Jesus riding a bull.

Ra · 03-13-2006, 02:51 AM

....O....kay then...

Jo269976 · 03-13-2006, 07:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Matthew138

I was standing in a large skyscraper with no roof, then suddenly I was trampled by Jesus riding a bull.

OMG that happened to me except it was a ladybug!

02-28-2006, 11:38 PM	#1
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	Weird Ass Dreams! OK! I just gotta get this out. ... Last night I had this weird ass dream where Barkworm and I played some crazy Japanese RPG at my house. Then we went swimming in some kind of bat sht loco pool that looked like a giant wang. It all ended when TMB (Don't know where the hell he came from) and I brought Barky to an airport so he could go home. I got kind of sad because he told me he visited Voltron earlier that month and he had a much better time there. I woke up all fcking depressed. Now, share some of your weird ass dreams! That is all.

02-28-2006, 11:45 PM	#2
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,755	HAHAHAHAHA, that is fcking disturbing! __________________ Make ***, not kill!

02-28-2006, 11:47 PM	#3
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	I had this one dream it was so weird I actually woke up and wrote a story about what happened. I took a few parts out so it would make more sense but this is the giest of it...I believe this dream is what happens when I play way to much Resident Evil and hang out with my friends alot... It was 2 AM and the door bell rang again on this cold Sunday night. We all had school the next day but for some reason that didn’t stop them from coming. I was with my friends Phil, Robbie, Andrew, and Ashlie. We were all sleeping on the floor. My friend Ashlie was cold so I got beside her and hugged her. I fell asleep and when I awoke everyone was gone. Everyone but me and Ashlie. We walked outside only to find ourselves in a field. And in that field were horrors from which the likes we have never seen. Corspes lay on the ground rotting and attracting the flies that feast upon them. We walked forward a few feet, Ashlie clung tightly to my arm. After a few steps a large hand grabbed Ashlie’s shoulder and yanked her off me. I turned around and it was Phil. But something was different, a lot different. His face was pale, his skin was rotten, and his eye balls were missing.. He roared, hissed like an animal, and his eye sockets began to bleed black. All down his face until he looked like a hideous monster. He opened his mouth and the putrid stench of death filled the air. He roared again and then sunk his teeth into Ashlie’s right shoulder. She screamed in pain and struggled to get free. I just stood there unable to move. I was frozen in time, something was stopping me. He ripped the flesh right off her bones and threw her to the ground. Bleeding and crying she crawled towards me and I helped her up. She clung to my side and I ran back to my room with her. I laid her down in my bed and she began coughing. “So itchy” she said She began scratching her arms and hunks of flesh started falling off. I quickly grabbed her hands and stopped her. Arm as now bleeding and the smell of blood filled the air. I started to feel a little sick myself. Whatever she had was a virus and I needed to find her a cure. I safely say it’s fatal. I turned around to leave and she grabbed me. “Don’t leave me alone!” She screamed “I’m scared, don’t go. You can’t go” She wouldn’t let go so I did the only thing I could think of. I kissed her and told her I was going to find her a cure. And that everything would be okay. I don’t think kissing her was a very good idea, though it may have calmed her down I started to feel worse. What good am I to her dead? I had no idea where I should go. I blinked and suddenly found myself in the office buildings of a viral research center. A man named Albert Wesker was in front of me and I some how knew he had the cure. I asked him for it nicely. He replied “You want the cure you must do something for me” He threw some gloves at me and told me to clean up the dead bodies in the room next to him. I went inside and took the corpses one by one to the room he pointed out. Inside there was a chef and to my disgust he was cutting up the bodies and cooking them in a soup. At this point I didn’t care, I just watched my friend eat Ashlie’s shoulder and infect her with some unknown yet fatal virus. “Follow me” He said I followed him out a door and found myself in a neighbor hood I had never seen before. He told me to kill a man. The man lived in the house we were standing in front of. I went inside and found a butchers knife on the counter. I picked it up and quickly ran through the house. I found no one until I reached the master bedroom. Inside was black as night. Suddenly a man dressed in all black ran at me with an axe. I quickly sprinted for the door and towards Wesker. Wesker took off his glasses and jammed his hand through the mans chest. He removed his heart and tossed it on the ground. Adjusting his gloves he turned to me and said “You know what I am don’t you? You’re a smart boy” I had no idea how to respond to this. “You’re a witness now aren’t you? You saw me murder this man. I guess I have to give you something to keep you quite.” Still in awe I just nodded. “Very smart boy” He said as he tossed me a purple vial. He vanished and I passed out. I woke up back in my room. I quickly injected the strange purple liquid into Ashlie and she awoke okay. I took her to the hospital and got her wounds treated. I still to this day don’t understand what the hell happened to me. And I don’t think I ever will. In my real dream Wesker from Resident Evil taught me how to make Sushi O_o But like I said I took parts out to it would make more sense haha Edit: Wow I read over that and boy I must have been whacked out when I wrote it. There's like words missing and odd errors I normally don't make. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/ Last edited by Spitfire; 02-28-2006 at 11:52 PM.

03-01-2006, 05:08 AM	#4
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Don't worry Spit - Dreams are hard to understand, and it's hard enough to retell them My beliefs for the existance of this dream? My "Ratchet and Clank" obsession (I had recently bought number three, where all of this takes place), and my very strange phobia of cane toads, and not to mention a whole number of different things. Also, please bear in mind that this is a very short version and that in between events, things like National Condom Week and me actually meeting Ratchet and Clank happen. I had to cut these events since they were too random. I awake on a ship, known as the "Starship Phonix", in what I instanly knew was a Training Room. For some reason, there is a robot looking down at me before he pokes me in the eye. I jump up and, by reaction, punch him in the face and brake his nose. Why this robot had a nose, I have no idea why. Either way, I broke it and it fell to the ground sending sparks out whenever possible. Next thing I know, the room disolves to the real inside of the Phonix, where a monkey in green tights is looking at me. For fellow fans, this is obviously Skrunch the monkey. For non-fans...well, google search it. I can't be stuffed to link a picture. Anyway, Skrunch makes some monkey noises and runs out of the room, but looks back to make one final screech. Thinking he wanted me to follow him, I did so. The next room was filled with my worst fear, Cane Toads. I freeze and am unable to move. Suddenly, there is a blur of yellow and a banana lands amounst the toads. Skrunch screams and runs for the banana, throwing toads whatever way to get at it, and stepping on a good few on the way, which burst to expose a very sickly green interior with equally nausiating internal organs. I mean, there is sick, then REALLY sick. I manage to keep my dinner in before noticing a shadow. I turn around and see a big guy in green tights. For those who don't know, this is Captain Qwark - Greatest Idiot to ever Grace the Galatic Defence Organisation. He gasps and then looks weirdly at me. "You don't have your regulated Qwark tights on!" I blink. "Huh?" "Come here, Miss. This won't hurt a bit." Qwark grabbed my arm and marches off with me to the main deck of the ship. I manage to get out of wearing the tights, but I instead have to go on a mission. Que all of the weird and random stuff that I can't possibly fit into one paragraph. After a while, I agree to the mission, but only so that I could go home. Qwark instantly gives me a fly swatter and a 5 iron golf club as weapons before sending me off to a planet. I get out of the dropship and fall down. Screaming, I try to remember what to do, but all I could remember was Qwark promoting the right usage of Condoms. Miraculosly, I land safely and without a scave. But to my dismay, I see that the planet's surface crawling with Cane Toads, save the little bit of rock that I was standing on in order for them to keep away from me. My mission objective? Kill all of the Cane Toads on the planet with a golf club and a fly swatter. Thank God I woke up then. __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded." Last edited by Ra; 03-01-2006 at 05:15 AM.

03-01-2006, 05:25 AM	#5
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	I once had a dream with Ryona, but I cannot tell you more, as this board is PG-13 rated... Kidding. There was a town full graveyards and cloisters in that dream. I was investigating something... well... don't know what exactly. My "investigation" comprised wandering around and observing the town dwellers. And watching nuns running around and crying "Till the death! Till the death" or the kids playing on the cemetery and happily jumping over the graves. Ryona was just some elegant landlady who rented me a room in her old devastated mansion. Then I met her in the street and greeted but to no avail, as she ignored me. Yeah, my mind is sick. And it was all so spooky. That's why I mentioned that PG-13 stuff. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

03-01-2006, 05:31 AM	#6
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Gai! I want to know, damn it! kicks the rating, which goes up one There, now we can read and enjoy! Oh, wait... kicks her age to go up until 21 There, now we can read and enjoy! __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

03-01-2006, 09:47 AM	#7
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	A couple years back, I kept having an awesome reoccuring dream. Russian had stolen the entire province of Saskatchewan in the dead of night and airlifted it to it's current location, on top of Siberia without being noticed by anyone. They then adamently claimed it had been there all along. Come morning, there's a giant Saskatchewan-shaped hole in the middle of Canada that was viewable from space. I was part of an elite team of bad ass rangers employed to get Saskatchewan back by any means necessary. __________________

03-03-2006, 08:05 PM	#9
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	I've been havin' quite a few weird dreams lately. This one I'm gonna talk about happened about a week ago. For some reason, Pee Wee Herman was in it. I was with Pee Wee and we walked around in a downtown area and we looked in stores. We decided to go in a clothing store and try some stuff on. I don't remember what happened after that nor do I remember what we tried on. After that, Pee Wee and I went outside of the store and Large Marge (from Pee Wee's Big Adventure) popped out and her face morphed like it did in the movie. When her face morphed, it changed into tentacles and basically ripped off Pee Wee's head and ate it. I think I woke up after that. That was a random and crazy dream for me. I haven't seen Pee Wee's Big Adventure in at least ten years. Somethin' tells me I'll hafta get it on DVD or rent it from somewhere. A couple people I know like the movie and I wanna see it again. __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?

03-03-2006, 10:48 PM	#11
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	I can't tell you a whole lot about my dream I had last night, but all I can say is it involved a certain British Singer, whose name shall be known only to me, and the rest of my dream.............. ............................ .......is going to be kept to myself. MWAHAAAAAAAHAAAA!!! flees __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

03-06-2006, 08:37 AM	#12
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	Last night I had a very scary, very disturbing dream…. I dreamed that someone found bins of flour with dead bodies buried in it in my bedroom….and they had been there awhile. I had never noticed them. The police came and I was cooperating with them…answering all their questions and whatnot. Then I moved out of that apartment because I was so scared. The next day, there were more flour bodies in my new apartment. I talked to the police again and they arrested me because I was obviously to blame or something. I kept trying to tell them that I was innocent, but they just laughed at me and told me I would not even get a trial….they took me in a big black SUV straight to the electric chair and strapped me in. I woke up all shaking and having a panic attack (haven’t had one of those in a long while) It was 4 in the morning and I didn’t go back to sleep. Man! I hate freaky nightmares like that! __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME

03-10-2006, 06:02 AM	#15
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	.... I was going to say that last night I got attacked by Fledermaus for spelling his name wrong again, but I guess that beats mine __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

03-11-2006, 01:53 PM	#16
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	I was standing in a large skyscraper with no roof, then suddenly I was trampled by Jesus riding a bull.

03-13-2006, 02:51 AM	#17
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	....O....kay then... __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."