where fantasy bends reality

*Coola Yagami* · 05-22-2006, 08:50 PM

Ok, here's an interesting question for the people that grew up on the 80's show. Ok, we all liked April and thought she was hot, and hey as teenagers entering our hormonal years probably had a fantasy or two of the sassy redhead.

But now we're adults, some of us married with kids of our own. Suddenly, a big lightning storm hits your antennae as you're watching your old TMNT tapes/DVDs and BAM! April pops out in the real world. She can only be there for a limited time, like when the storm stops and the planets stop aligning themselves or whatever. After all the fanboy talk and questions about the old show and blah blah, the topic of sex comes up. As you know, the old show was all about comedy and slapstick, so of course noone ever 'got busy' in an 80's cartoon for kids, so her only shot to get some bird and bees action is with you, in the 'real world' then and there. And like hey, as if your wife would ever believe you if you told her anyway, she'd have you commited for thinking you did a cartoon character.

Would you take this one in a billion lifetime shot to do the O'Neil you had the hots for in your younger years, or let her go for the sake of of being true to your wife and kids, even if they'd never find out and never believe you anyways?

This is a serious question please. No stupid ' OMG April da sexx0rs' type answers please.

Space Lieutenant Josh · 05-22-2006, 09:18 PM

Oh, come on! April's way out of my league! If she'd go for it, then sure thing-- but let's be honest with ourselves-- she even shot down that robot cop in "New York's Shiniest"... what could I possibly have that he didn't?

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 05-22-2006, 10:27 PM

Umm.... I wonder how long until this topic gets locked.... I wouldn't go for it. I have self respect. I wouldn't just do it, for the sake of doing it. You can't make love without actually being in love.

*Coola Yagami* · 05-23-2006, 12:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Space Lieutenant Josh

Oh, come on! April's way out of my league! If she'd go for it, then sure thing-- but let's be honest with ourselves-- she even shot down that robot cop in "New York's Shiniest"... what could I possibly have that he didn't?

True, but you'd be the only guy in the room with her. It's either you, or back to an eternity of slapstick humor, weird topping pizzas and being kidnapped by Shredder/Rat King/etc every time she steps outside her office.

05-23-2006, 01:03 AM

Hell, I'd do her, and I'm a chick.

It would definetly give me bragging rights with my friends and the whole TMNT fandom.

愛 · 05-23-2006, 01:07 AM

If she still had the same size melons as she did in the old cartoon, I'm all over it.

*Coola Yagami* · 05-23-2006, 01:07 AM

To answer my own question, yes if I was single, I'd do her in a heartbeat.

But now that I'm soon-to-be-married, I'd reluctantly turn her down. And would regret it after she left. Then discard it as all a weird dream, unless she left her microphone or something tangible behind.

*Sewer Bull* · 05-23-2006, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

This is a serious question please. No stupid ' OMG April da sexx0rs' type answers please.

Crap... I wanted to type an answer like that.

Serp · 05-23-2006, 02:18 AM

As tempting as it would be to get some action from our brightly dressed, well endowed maiden of the 80's; if I had a wife and/or some kids, I wouldn't do it. I couldn't betray my loving wife and my little kiddos for cheap thrills. I wouldn't be able to face them if I did that. I mean, I may act like a wild and crazy guy but I like to think that I have at least some bit of a code of honor and there are just some lines that I wont cross.

But for now, I am very much single, so if Ms O'neil suddenly came to life and was ready to do the "ubar sexin!!!'" then I would be willing and ready!!!........AROOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 05-23-2006, 12:07 PM

Commiting adultry with a cartoon chick isn't worth going to hell for. Nothing is. Ever.

This topic is whacked.

OA · 05-23-2006, 01:10 PM

Yea April is hot and all but since i'm married I couldnt do it. Now, back in my drunk, whorin days of college i'd do her in without a second thought.

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Originally Posted by Coola Yagami

even if they'd never find out

Shame on you!! Thats the sorta thinkin that'll get you in a heep a trouble, trust me. I know we're talkin fantasy world here but you keep that up you're gonna be in for a world of hurt...

*Sage Ninja* · 05-24-2006, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryona

Hell, I'd do her, and I'm a chick.

It would definetly give me bragging rights with my friends and the whole TMNT fandom.

I think Irma beat ya to it, Ryona

Hey question to the guys, would you do Irma?

*Cascadia* · 05-24-2006, 04:03 PM

I will not even get into this

*Coola Yagami* · 05-24-2006, 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Sage Ninja

I think Irma beat ya to it, Ryona

Hey question to the guys, would you do Irma?

Same thing as April, if I was single, HELL YEAH, but since I'm taken, then no.

Only thing is, I hope Irma would understand it was a one-time thing. I don't see someone as desperate-for-a-man as she is being so easy to let go the only guy that finally gave it to her.

*Sage Ninja* · 05-25-2006, 02:25 PM

question to the ladies, who would sleep with Shredder if given the chance?

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 05-25-2006, 02:38 PM

Hahahahaha! Would it be with or without the metal helmet?

OA · 05-25-2006, 04:26 PM

Its gotta be with the helmet of course!! Talk about the ultimate bad boy....

*Coola Yagami* · 05-25-2006, 07:40 PM

for the ladies, would had to be the 80's shredder. He's so silly, he's practically harmless. Any other version of the shredder would rape or just kill you. LOL

Silent FOx · 05-26-2006, 05:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ai Takahashi

If she still had the same size melons as she did in the old cartoon, I'm all over it.

words of a genious

*Sage Ninja* · 05-27-2006, 12:20 PM

Tee hee hee...I would do 80's version Casey Jones...bet he's a freak in the bedroom

Maybe I could get him to remove that mask of his...

05-22-2006, 08:50 PM	#1
Coola Yagami Overlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,709	where fantasy bends reality Ok, here's an interesting question for the people that grew up on the 80's show. Ok, we all liked April and thought she was hot, and hey as teenagers entering our hormonal years probably had a fantasy or two of the sassy redhead. But now we're adults, some of us married with kids of our own. Suddenly, a big lightning storm hits your antennae as you're watching your old TMNT tapes/DVDs and BAM! April pops out in the real world. She can only be there for a limited time, like when the storm stops and the planets stop aligning themselves or whatever. After all the fanboy talk and questions about the old show and blah blah, the topic of sex comes up. As you know, the old show was all about comedy and slapstick, so of course noone ever 'got busy' in an 80's cartoon for kids, so her only shot to get some bird and bees action is with you, in the 'real world' then and there. And like hey, as if your wife would ever believe you if you told her anyway, she'd have you commited for thinking you did a cartoon character. Would you take this one in a billion lifetime shot to do the O'Neil you had the hots for in your younger years, or let her go for the sake of of being true to your wife and kids, even if they'd never find out and never believe you anyways? This is a serious question please. No stupid ' OMG April da sexx0rs' type answers please.

05-22-2006, 09:18 PM	#2
Space Lieutenant Josh Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Village of Rock'n Kick-Ass Posts: 492	Oh, come on! April's way out of my league! If she'd go for it, then sure thing-- but let's be honest with ourselves-- she even shot down that robot cop in "New York's Shiniest"... what could I possibly have that he didn't? Last edited by Space Lieutenant Josh; 05-22-2006 at 11:59 PM.

05-24-2006, 04:03 PM	#13
Cascadia Oregonian in heart & soul Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Portland, Oregon Posts: 3,731	I will not even get into this __________________ Formally known as Scientific freak

05-25-2006, 02:25 PM	#15
Sage Ninja Band of the Hawk Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Posts: 3,926	question to the ladies, who would sleep with Shredder if given the chance? __________________ Cassandra: You won't fight me, but will you fight--for him! Cassandra's Revenge ~Tangled the Series ________________________________ http://frankviola.org/2012/01/30/godsviewofawoman/ _______________________________ http://nox-artemis.tumblr.com/post/4...k-and-feminism

05-25-2006, 04:26 PM	#17
OA Scatter the nuns!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,981	Its gotta be with the helmet of course!! Talk about the ultimate bad boy.... __________________

05-22-2006, 10:27 PM	#3
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	Umm.... I wonder how long until this topic gets locked.... I wouldn't go for it. I have self respect. I wouldn't just do it, for the sake of doing it. You can't make love without actually being in love.

05-23-2006, 01:03 AM	#5
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	Hell, I'd do her, and I'm a chick. It would definetly give me bragging rights with my friends and the whole TMNT fandom.

05-23-2006, 01:07 AM	#6
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	If she still had the same size melons as she did in the old cartoon, I'm all over it.

05-23-2006, 02:18 AM	#9
Serp Hench Mutant Join Date: Mar 2004 Posts: 362	As tempting as it would be to get some action from our brightly dressed, well endowed maiden of the 80's; if I had a wife and/or some kids, I wouldn't do it. I couldn't betray my loving wife and my little kiddos for cheap thrills. I wouldn't be able to face them if I did that. I mean, I may act like a wild and crazy guy but I like to think that I have at least some bit of a code of honor and there are just some lines that I wont cross. But for now, I am very much single, so if Ms O'neil suddenly came to life and was ready to do the "ubar sexin!!!'" then I would be willing and ready!!!........AROOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW!!!!

05-23-2006, 12:07 PM	#10
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	Commiting adultry with a cartoon chick isn't worth going to hell for. Nothing is. Ever. This topic is whacked.

05-25-2006, 02:38 PM	#16
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	Hahahahaha! Would it be with or without the metal helmet?

05-25-2006, 07:40 PM	#18
Coola Yagami Overlord Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 15,709	for the ladies, would had to be the 80's shredder. He's so silly, he's practically harmless. Any other version of the shredder would rape or just kill you. LOL

05-27-2006, 12:20 PM	#20
Sage Ninja Band of the Hawk Join Date: Apr 2005 Location: USA Posts: 3,926	Tee hee hee...I would do 80's version Casey Jones...bet he's a freak in the bedroom Maybe I could get him to remove that mask of his... __________________ Cassandra: You won't fight me, but will you fight--for him! Cassandra's Revenge ~Tangled the Series ________________________________ http://frankviola.org/2012/01/30/godsviewofawoman/ _______________________________ http://nox-artemis.tumblr.com/post/4...k-and-feminism