2000 posts.. "THERE IS DOOM ENOUGH FOR ALL!"

*Dr. Doom* · 06-07-2006, 12:51 PM

-=The earth rumbles and shakes, quakes ravaging the land as it opens up from the depths of hell itself all the way to the surface of the trembling earth, spewing hellfire and emitting the sound of a billion tormented souls. From this fire and aura of sheer torment comes a beacon of heavenly light, rising swiftly and eventually breaking through the crack in the earth, bathing the land in it's glory. The source of this light is Mjolnir, the hammer of the Odinson, Thor. And the one weilding this godly power is none other than DOOM=-

-=At this point it becomes apparent that it os a plastic toy with a flouresscent lightbulb in it. So he couldn't actually weild Mjolnir, so what? That doesn't change the fact that he is DOOM! A little theatrics never killed anybody. He tosses the object aside and turns his icy gaze to that of the Technodrome population, gathered at this point to view the cause of the anomoly, and thusly in awe of Doom in all his glory. Doom Slowly folds his arms over his chest and addresses them=-

So...it has come to this. Another milestone, another testament to the greatness of Victor Von Doom. Let us not forget that we passed this mark before many years ago, before this land was plagued and we were forced to seek refuge in the General Discussion forums. This number is one of several other large numbers.... but Doom's power cannot be limited to such a value. Doom is infinite! As long as the last pathetic microbe exists in this universe, Doom shall remain to reign supreme over all that he sees!

Being that this is such a momentous occasion, Doom sees it fit to express gratitude. To whom, you may ask? Why to himself, of course! Without Doom, none of this would be possible!

-=A young man in the crowd starts laughing uproariously. Doom quickly engulfs him in a demonic red energy that surges through his body until his heart explodes and he falls limp to the ground. Several janitorial robots rush it to despose of him=-

Doom would also like to thank his loyal followers. Those who stand by his side and acknowledge his greatness readily. You all know who you are. Simply because you have not yet been OBLITERATED.

-=Scattered applause=-

Doom grows weary of these pleasantries. He has much work to do yet. There are those who defy Doom who have thus far gone unpunished. And it is of the utmost importance that they know a whole new dimension of pain and suffering before Doom puts them out of his and their mutual misery for good!

-=A humble man speaks nervously to Doom=-

Humble man: Like Richards, my Lord?

...Richards?

RICHARDS!!!

RICHAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!!

*Anarky* · 06-07-2006, 01:13 PM

Congratulations, my friend with the green accent! Have fun trying to abduct Jessica Alba and make her repeat the stunt on the bridge...

*Dr. Doom* · 06-07-2006, 01:22 PM

-=Drools all over himself=- Hablisfkjhsalksnldkj.....

<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

**Jester** · 06-07-2006, 01:27 PM

Indeed, Doom, indeed. Congradulations buddy.

*Mars-Chan* · 06-07-2006, 01:57 PM

Doom! CONGRATS!

Now, enjoy these Richard plushies to tear to pieces!

*FLEES*

*Sewer Bull* · 06-07-2006, 02:00 PM

Congratz Doom. Lemme sing you a song, based on George Harrison's "My Sweet Lord".

*takes the guitar, clears his throat and starts to sing*

My Green Lord
Hm, my Lord
Hm, my Lord

*shakes his head to the rhytm*

I really want to see you
Really want to bow before you
Really want to serve you Lord
But it takes so long, my Lord

*shakes his head and smirks*

My Green Lord
Hm, my Lord
Hm, my Lord

*sings more dramatically*

I really want to join you
Really want to follow you
Really want to show you lord
Richards' head on plate, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

*sheds a tear of his inifinite faithfulness while singing*

My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Hm, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

*pours all his miserable soul into this anthem*

I really want to praise you
Really want to praise you
Really want to praise you, Lord
Really want to praise you, Lord
But it takes so long, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Hm, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
My, my, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

*hits the poor guitar strings with a true passion*

I really want to join you (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Really want to follow you (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Really want to show you lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
Richards' head on plate, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

Hmm (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)
My, my, lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!)

*ceases and stares at Doom hopelessly with his innocent bovine eyes*

Did you like it, Master?

*Hannah* · 06-07-2006, 02:11 PM

I totally didn't read any of that.

Congrats, you asshole. :]

*Dr. Doom* · 06-07-2006, 02:41 PM

-=wipes a tear from his eye as he gives Hannah a wedgie and hangs her on a coat hook=- That was beautiful, Robert. Doom is touched. T_T

**Jester** · 06-07-2006, 03:52 PM

Lord Doom, I have served you fathfully these many months. Bestow upon me the power of thy might.

Peanut · 06-07-2006, 04:31 PM

And now this sh*t really has gone on too long.

*Dr. Doom* · 06-07-2006, 05:05 PM

**Jester** · 06-07-2006, 05:41 PM

*Hannah* · 06-07-2006, 07:04 PM

Hey, I almost have 2000 posts too.

I will conquer.

**GK Punk** · 06-07-2006, 08:35 PM

Keep up the spamming!

Sliced · 06-07-2006, 08:53 PM

Oh, ok. All mighty Dr. NOTHING ! Look, I'm now at 90 posts ! And I'm not all over the place gettin all big cuz of that !

And anyway... Magneto would trash your butt in less than 5 seconds...

So much for all your mighty talk...

Congrats for your 2000th post man. Here, have the mango of power and glory :

Now get over it !

*Dr. Doom* · 06-07-2006, 09:28 PM

Not only is Magneto currently powerless as a result of his whackjob daughter, any mutant that steps foot near Doom with ill intent won't have a single power to speak of. Unless you count "the superhuman ability to be obliterated by Doom" as a mutant power. Now you would be well advised to bow before Doom as your master before his patience wears thin.

And Doom could make ninty posts with both hands tied behind his back. He has several other versatile body parts to use. =3

Sliced · 06-07-2006, 10:08 PM

I only bow before my real master, my girlfriend...

And YOU would be well aware to be careful when you dare speak to me this way.

As I wield the all mighty supramegaallmightyhyperultimate katanas of the all so mighty master Koshihumayayou'llgetsliced Kofashowy. These katanas were magically forged at a hidden monastery in the high mountains of Tibet ! They are a secret high-strength adamantium and titanium alloy who can slice through anything.

I might not have any magical powers, but my extreme ninja skills are gonna be well enough to evade your so called mighty powers and gun shots and counter attack by slicing through your force field and armor with ease. And I will of course wear a rubber suit who will not only render me very sexy, but who will also protect me from your electric shocks.

Now apologise !

OA · 06-07-2006, 10:11 PM

WOW...very well said!!

CONGRATS!!!

*offers gift of half-eaten tuna fish sandwhich...*

*Hannah* · 06-07-2006, 10:12 PM

omgspammers

*Dr. Doom* · 06-07-2006, 10:30 PM

-=His armour emits a brilliant flash of light directed at the would be ninja-buffoon that disrupts his neural functions and leaves him a limp, rubbery mass on the floor. He opens up a pocket dimension and banishes the "mystical weapons" therein, quickly closing the tear in space, the dimension lost for all eternity. He then focuses a powerful photon blast from his nuclear powered armour on the fallen twit, the intense power melting the rubber suit, and thusly causing it to graft to his skin, leaving him a hideous freak for the rest of his pathetic existance. Which could either be very short, or painfully long. Either way=-

You were saying?

06-07-2006, 12:51 PM	#1
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	2000 posts.. "THERE IS DOOM ENOUGH FOR ALL!" -=The earth rumbles and shakes, quakes ravaging the land as it opens up from the depths of hell itself all the way to the surface of the trembling earth, spewing hellfire and emitting the sound of a billion tormented souls. From this fire and aura of sheer torment comes a beacon of heavenly light, rising swiftly and eventually breaking through the crack in the earth, bathing the land in it's glory. The source of this light is Mjolnir, the hammer of the Odinson, Thor. And the one weilding this godly power is none other than DOOM=- -=At this point it becomes apparent that it os a plastic toy with a flouresscent lightbulb in it. So he couldn't actually weild Mjolnir, so what? That doesn't change the fact that he is DOOM! A little theatrics never killed anybody. He tosses the object aside and turns his icy gaze to that of the Technodrome population, gathered at this point to view the cause of the anomoly, and thusly in awe of Doom in all his glory. Doom Slowly folds his arms over his chest and addresses them=- So...it has come to this. Another milestone, another testament to the greatness of Victor Von Doom. Let us not forget that we passed this mark before many years ago, before this land was plagued and we were forced to seek refuge in the General Discussion forums. This number is one of several other large numbers.... but Doom's power cannot be limited to such a value. Doom is infinite! As long as the last pathetic microbe exists in this universe, Doom shall remain to reign supreme over all that he sees! Being that this is such a momentous occasion, Doom sees it fit to express gratitude. To whom, you may ask? Why to himself, of course! Without Doom, none of this would be possible! -=A young man in the crowd starts laughing uproariously. Doom quickly engulfs him in a demonic red energy that surges through his body until his heart explodes and he falls limp to the ground. Several janitorial robots rush it to despose of him=- Doom would also like to thank his loyal followers. Those who stand by his side and acknowledge his greatness readily. You all know who you are. Simply because you have not yet been OBLITERATED. -=Scattered applause=- Doom grows weary of these pleasantries. He has much work to do yet. There are those who defy Doom who have thus far gone unpunished. And it is of the utmost importance that they know a whole new dimension of pain and suffering before Doom puts them out of his and their mutual misery for good! -=A humble man speaks nervously to Doom=- Humble man: Like Richards, my Lord? ...Richards? RICHARDS!!! RICHAAAAAAAAARDS!!!!!! __________________ I love you, Pickle.

06-07-2006, 01:13 PM	#2
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Congratulations, my friend with the green accent! Have fun trying to abduct Jessica Alba and make her repeat the stunt on the bridge... __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.

06-07-2006, 01:22 PM	#3
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	-=Drools all over himself=- Hablisfkjhsalksnldkj..... <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 __________________ I love you, Pickle.

06-07-2006, 01:27 PM	#4
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Indeed, Doom, indeed. Congradulations buddy. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

06-07-2006, 01:57 PM	#5
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	Doom! CONGRATS! Now, enjoy these Richard plushies to tear to pieces! FLEES __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)

06-07-2006, 02:00 PM	#6
Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Congratz Doom. Lemme sing you a song, based on George Harrison's "My Sweet Lord". takes the guitar, clears his throat and starts to sing My Green Lord Hm, my Lord Hm, my Lord shakes his head to the rhytm I really want to see you Really want to bow before you Really want to serve you Lord But it takes so long, my Lord shakes his head and smirks My Green Lord Hm, my Lord Hm, my Lord sings more dramatically I really want to join you Really want to follow you Really want to show you lord Richards' head on plate, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) sheds a tear of his inifinite faithfulness while singing My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) Hm, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) pours all his miserable soul into this anthem I really want to praise you Really want to praise you Really want to praise you, Lord Really want to praise you, Lord But it takes so long, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) Hm, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) My, my, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) hits the poor guitar strings with a true passion I really want to join you (VICTOR VON DOOM!) Really want to follow you (VICTOR VON DOOM!) Really want to show you lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) Richards' head on plate, my Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) Hmm (VICTOR VON DOOM!) My Green Lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) My, my, lord (VICTOR VON DOOM!) ceases and stares at Doom hopelessly with his innocent bovine eyes Did you like it, Master? __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

06-07-2006, 02:11 PM	#7
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	I totally didn't read any of that. Congrats, you asshole. :] __________________

06-07-2006, 02:41 PM	#8
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	-=wipes a tear from his eye as he gives Hannah a wedgie and hangs her on a coat hook=- That was beautiful, Robert. Doom is touched. T_T __________________ I love you, Pickle.

06-07-2006, 03:52 PM	#9
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	Lord Doom, I have served you fathfully these many months. Bestow upon me the power of thy might. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

06-07-2006, 04:31 PM	#10
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	And now this sht really has* gone on too long.

06-07-2006, 05:05 PM	#11
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	__________________ I love you, Pickle.

06-07-2006, 05:41 PM	#12
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,300	__________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

06-07-2006, 07:04 PM	#13
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	Hey, I almost have 2000 posts too. I will conquer. __________________

06-07-2006, 08:35 PM	#14
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Keep up the spamming!

06-07-2006, 08:53 PM	#15
Sliced Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you Posts: 793	Oh, ok. All mighty Dr. NOTHING ! Look, I'm now at 90 posts ! And I'm not all over the place gettin all big cuz of that ! And anyway... Magneto would trash your butt in less than 5 seconds... So much for all your mighty talk... Congrats for your 2000th post man. Here, have the mango of power and glory : Now get over it ! __________________

06-07-2006, 09:28 PM	#16
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	Not only is Magneto currently powerless as a result of his whackjob daughter, any mutant that steps foot near Doom with ill intent won't have a single power to speak of. Unless you count "the superhuman ability to be obliterated by Doom" as a mutant power. Now you would be well advised to bow before Doom as your master before his patience wears thin. And Doom could make ninty posts with both hands tied behind his back. He has several other versatile body parts to use. =3 __________________ I love you, Pickle. Last edited by Dr. Doom; 06-07-2006 at 09:34 PM.

06-07-2006, 10:08 PM	#17
Sliced Stone Warrior Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Right behind you Posts: 793	I only bow before my real master, my girlfriend... And YOU would be well aware to be careful when you dare speak to me this way. As I wield the all mighty supramegaallmightyhyperultimate katanas of the all so mighty master Koshihumayayou'llgetsliced Kofashowy. These katanas were magically forged at a hidden monastery in the high mountains of Tibet ! They are a secret high-strength adamantium and titanium alloy who can slice through anything. I might not have any magical powers, but my extreme ninja skills are gonna be well enough to evade your so called mighty powers and gun shots and counter attack by slicing through your force field and armor with ease. And I will of course wear a rubber suit who will not only render me very sexy, but who will also protect me from your electric shocks. Now apologise ! __________________ Last edited by Sliced; 06-07-2006 at 10:14 PM.

06-07-2006, 10:11 PM	#18
OA Scatter the nuns!! Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 3,981	WOW...very well said!! CONGRATS!!! offers gift of half-eaten tuna fish sandwhich... __________________

06-07-2006, 10:12 PM	#19
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	omgspammers __________________

06-07-2006, 10:30 PM	#20
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	-=His armour emits a brilliant flash of light directed at the would be ninja-buffoon that disrupts his neural functions and leaves him a limp, rubbery mass on the floor. He opens up a pocket dimension and banishes the "mystical weapons" therein, quickly closing the tear in space, the dimension lost for all eternity. He then focuses a powerful photon blast from his nuclear powered armour on the fallen twit, the intense power melting the rubber suit, and thusly causing it to graft to his skin, leaving him a hideous freak for the rest of his pathetic existance. Which could either be very short, or painfully long. Either way=- You were saying? __________________ I love you, Pickle.