2000 posts.. "THERE IS DOOM ENOUGH FOR ALL!"

[XERO]

Doom needs a talk show.











And a car.

[Cascadia]

Doom's show.

[Sliced]

Originally Posted by Dr. Doom

-=His armour emits a brilliant flash of light directed at the would be ninja-buffoon that disrupts his neural functions and leaves him a limp, rubbery mass on the floor. He opens up a pocket dimension and banishes the "mystical weapons" therein, quickly closing the tear in space, the dimension lost for all eternity. He then focuses a powerful photon blast from his nuclear powered armour on the fallen twit, the intense power melting the rubber suit, and thusly causing it to graft to his skin, leaving him a hideous freak for the rest of his pathetic existance. Which could either be very short, or painfully long. Either way=-

You were saying?

The fallen ninja who was lying on the ground as a rubbery mess was able to feel the pain reaching to his very bones. Barely able to move, the ninja looked at Doom and said : ''Well, it wasn't such a bad day. I still was able to save 307$ on my car's insurance with Geico !''

Doom looks at the ninja and begins to laugh. '' You insignificant fool, I was able to save 490$ ! This proves once more my superiority !''

- Ninja : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO !!

And so Dr. Doom was victorious once again. But has he was walking away, leaving what was left of the ninja behind, this one suddenly stopped screaming and said : '' Hey Doom !''

Doom then stopped walking and looked at the ninja.

- Ninja : ''You might have won this fight, BUT. There is one fight you will never forget ! and it will hunt you for the rest of your life !. The fight YOU LOST to Squirrel Girl and her squirrels. How humiliating !''

Doom then entered into an outraged state, remembering all of those squirrels on him attacking him over and over again. And the faces of Iron Man and Squirrel Girl looking at him while he was fleeing.


The most humiliating defeat he ever suffered got nailed back into his head by a mere ninja who was no more than a mess !

Although Doom banished the ninja into a lost dimension, the ninja did get a victory over Doom, a mental one that is, that would last and would eat Dr. Doom's mind forever.

The end...

Alright, enough nerd talk for tonight. Was quite fun I must say.

Congrats again for your 2000th post. I'll catch you up soon enough ! You'll see.

[zkarlette]

Dr. Doom I would like to congratulate you on your 2000 post and thank you for giving yourself time to amuze us with your Iron fisted threats and rants in big green font *bows* congrats!!

[damnhooligan]

*cracks knuckles*

Well played, Doom. Well played.

[Kid Icarus]

*bows before the awesomeness, despite having a higher post count...*

[Dr. Doom]

Originally Posted by damnhooligan

*cracks knuckles*

Well played, Doom. Well played.

-=Squeals and curls up in an ass ball=-

[Hannah]

OMG DOOM R AWSUM LYK LOLOLOL



I am nothing compared to you. T_T

[Dr. Doom]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! -=hugs her=- ^_^

[Hannah]

n_n Yay, hugs.

[Sewer Bull]

Sp@mmerz. >_<

[Hannah]

>_> Eee sorry. I'll stop!

[Sewer Bull]

*creeps in the 2K Club*

[Dr. Doom]

Hooray!!! -=confetti=- Congratulations, dearest Robert. We're like a family now! -=group hugs with Hannah and Robert=-

Doom will be the daddy, of course. Robert the mother. And Hannah can be our perfect, adorable little daughter who wears pretty pink dresses and puts bows in her hair.

[Sewer Bull]

-== clobbers Doom in the head with a rolling-pin ==-

[Dr. Doom]

Onna these days, Robert.....BANG! ZOOM! RIGHT TO THE MOON!

[Katie]

you guys are startin' to scare me!

Congratulations to all three of you. That's an impressive amount of spamming I will never make it to 2000 I need a hug *hears the same crickets she's heard for the last week*

Oh well. Good job all

[Hannah]

-gets mohawk and weird peircings-


I HATE MOMMY AND DADDY

[Dr. Doom]

Robert, honey, your daughter is acting up, do something. -=watches TV=-

[Jester]