Which would you choose... Gender or Sexual Orientation?

06-26-2006, 03:59 AM

Here's something I asked a straight, male friend of mine when we were at the Gay Pride festival earlier today.
I asked him if he had only these two choices which would he choose... Be a guy who likes guys, or be a chick who likes chicks.
Indeed it was a tough one for him. So tough that he didn't even want answer. lol

But I thought this would be fun to ask everyone else here.

So, if you're either a straight male or a straight female, which would you choose?...
Be a guy who likes guys, or be a girl who likes girls.

And if you're a gay guy or a lesbian, which would you choose?...
Be a guy who likes chicks, or be a chick who likes guys?

And if you're bi, I guess you come out on top.

*Spitfire* · 06-26-2006, 04:44 AM

That's tough like ya said. Guys are really dirty for the most part. And gay guys either act way too manly or so much like girls it scares me. As for lesbians, most of the ones I know are very burly and either hate males are atleast some what hostel towards them. There have been few exceptions.

As far as either go I would hate to be apart of either culture, so I'd have to bring it down to the sex level. And with that said I'd have to go with a girl who likes girls. I've heard things about the way gay men have sex and that's just way to "NO" for me.

*damnhooligan* · 06-26-2006, 05:07 AM

I don't think I could wield a penis with the mastery and expertise that's really required for the job. Plus the thought of having to use a urinal in the company of other guys just sounds plain creepy. As much pain as my lady parts bring me from time to time, I think I'd rather stick with them.

As far as the sexuality aspect of it, you're only afforded two options? Homosexuality or heterosexuality? Man, if only it were that cut and dry. I dig the Kinsey Scale (Warning: site contains educational discussions of a sexual nature. Kids, remember to clear out your history and cache before mom finds out!) something fierce. I'd peg myself as 2 on the Kinsey Scale, so I suppose my polar opposite would be a 4, predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual. Macht nichts, baby. Macht nichts.

*jeff the cheff* · 06-26-2006, 01:59 PM

I would be a lesbian because I don't want to be on the recieving end of anal.

*KROW* · 06-26-2006, 02:31 PM

I'd be a lesbian. Everyone likes lesbians.

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Originally Posted by jeff the cheff

I would be a lesbian because I don't want to be on the recieving end of anal.

But what about toys.... and those... bead things?

*Kid Icarus* · 06-26-2006, 02:41 PM

That's a tricky question...

Hm. I guess I'd go with the middle of the road.

A hermaphrodite bisexual.

*Sewer Bull* · 06-26-2006, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

I've heard things about the way gay men have sex and that's just way to "NO" for me.

Well... heterosexual couples can also be quite perverted sometimes.

I wonder if I still see this thread tomorrow morning.

*Hannah* · 06-26-2006, 03:23 PM

D; I'm pretty sure I'd be a lesbian.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 06-26-2006, 03:24 PM

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Originally Posted by damnhooligan

(Warning: site contains educational discussions of a sexual nature. Kids, remember to clear out your history and cache before mom finds out!).

So awesome.

Hmmm, looking at it from a stright perspective, would I want to be gay or a lesbian......Gotta' go with the girls on that one. Girls can theoretically do anything the guys can with the proper "equipment", and guys are just nasty in general. Plus, everybody loves lesbians. That, and its girl+girl. Com'on, there's no comparison.

*XERO* · 06-26-2006, 10:21 PM

Since I'm already a lesbian, I'd pick that.

*The Stryker* · 06-26-2006, 10:24 PM

UNCLEAN!!!!!

This thread will surely DESTROY US ALL!!!

*Kid Icarus* · 06-26-2006, 11:58 PM

Yeah, really... what's with the sudden boom of sex topic threads?

*iris* · 06-27-2006, 12:20 AM

I think I agree with dh.

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Originally Posted by jeff the cheff

I would be a lesbian because I don't want to be on the recieving end of anal.

There are many gay men who do not want to be on either end of that. And there are also straight men who do.

*Sewer Bull* · 06-27-2006, 01:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Kid Icarus

Yeah, really... what's with the sudden boom of sex topic threads?

June 2006 = Summer of Love.

*R-iZZy* · 06-27-2006, 02:00 AM

Yeah, what's with everyone and their sudden needs to discuss sex? What would the kids think? Now they'll be so warped and mentally disfigured. You all should be ashamed asking questions like this...

...... *pauses* .......

Now that my conscience is gone... I'd be a lesbo, FA'SHO RLY!

*That Matt Guy* · 06-27-2006, 03:14 AM

A lesbian Nazi hooker whose been abducted by a UFO and forced into a weight loss program.

Keep on rockin' in the free world.

*Dr. Doom* · 06-27-2006, 04:58 AM

Yanno, the "Gein" in your name always makes me think of the word vagina (even though I'm assuming the G is pronounced differently). So maybe that's a sign that Matthew is a man trapped in a woman's body trapped in a man's body.

*Katie* · 06-27-2006, 09:00 AM

Actually, Doom, Ed Gein was a serial Killer. He was also known to have ..um...done bad things...to female corpses that he dug up..and mutilating their..um...girly parts.

and as to the topic on hand....If these are my only choices...I'd take a vow of chastity and go live in isolation somewhere.

*KROW* · 06-27-2006, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by Ed Gein

A lesbian Nazi hooker whose been abducted by a UFO and forced into a weight loss program.

This made me think that maybe we could start a "Which Cheesy Talk Show Guest Would You Be?" thread.

**Jo Dawn** · 06-27-2006, 10:58 AM

I'd have to go against the grain (apparently) and I'd be a guy. For reasons that I'm not sure are PG-13.

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But what about toys.... and those... bead things?

Huzzah for toys!!

06-26-2006, 03:59 AM	#1
Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	Which would you choose... Gender or Sexual Orientation? Here's something I asked a straight, male friend of mine when we were at the Gay Pride festival earlier today. I asked him if he had only these two choices which would he choose... Be a guy who likes guys, or be a chick who likes chicks. Indeed it was a tough one for him. So tough that he didn't even want answer. lol But I thought this would be fun to ask everyone else here. So, if you're either a straight male or a straight female, which would you choose?... Be a guy who likes guys, or be a girl who likes girls. And if you're a gay guy or a lesbian, which would you choose?... Be a guy who likes chicks, or be a chick who likes guys? And if you're bi, I guess you come out on top.

06-26-2006, 04:44 AM	#2
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	That's tough like ya said. Guys are really dirty for the most part. And gay guys either act way too manly or so much like girls it scares me. As for lesbians, most of the ones I know are very burly and either hate males are atleast some what hostel towards them. There have been few exceptions. As far as either go I would hate to be apart of either culture, so I'd have to bring it down to the sex level. And with that said I'd have to go with a girl who likes girls. I've heard things about the way gay men have sex and that's just way to "NO" for me. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

06-26-2006, 05:07 AM	#3
damnhooligan Mad Scientist Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Dorksville, USA Posts: 1,745	I don't think I could wield a penis with the mastery and expertise that's really required for the job. Plus the thought of having to use a urinal in the company of other guys just sounds plain creepy. As much pain as my lady parts bring me from time to time, I think I'd rather stick with them. As far as the sexuality aspect of it, you're only afforded two options? Homosexuality or heterosexuality? Man, if only it were that cut and dry. I dig the Kinsey Scale (Warning: site contains educational discussions of a sexual nature. Kids, remember to clear out your history and cache before mom finds out!) something fierce. I'd peg myself as 2 on the Kinsey Scale, so I suppose my polar opposite would be a 4, predominantly homosexual, but more than incidentally heterosexual. Macht nichts, baby. Macht nichts. __________________

06-26-2006, 03:23 PM	#8
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	D; I'm pretty sure I'd be a lesbian. __________________

06-26-2006, 10:21 PM	#10
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	Since I'm already a lesbian, I'd pick that. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

06-26-2006, 01:59 PM	#4
jeff the cheff Mad Scientist Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: 122 and an eighth Posts: 2,129	I would be a lesbian because I don't want to be on the recieving end of anal.

06-26-2006, 02:41 PM	#6
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	That's a tricky question... Hm. I guess I'd go with the middle of the road. A hermaphrodite bisexual.

06-26-2006, 10:24 PM	#11
The Stryker Stupid Rich Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Room 237 Posts: 11,152	UNCLEAN!!!!! This thread will surely DESTROY US ALL!!! __________________ @~<3 Mom~@

06-26-2006, 11:58 PM	#12
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	Yeah, really... what's with the sudden boom of sex topic threads?

06-27-2006, 02:00 AM	#15
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	Yeah, what's with everyone and their sudden needs to discuss sex? What would the kids think? Now they'll be so warped and mentally disfigured. You all should be ashamed asking questions like this... ...... pauses ....... Now that my conscience is gone... I'd be a lesbo, FA'SHO RLY! __________________

06-27-2006, 03:14 AM	#16
That Matt Guy Honey Bunches Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lone Star State Posts: 5,840	A lesbian Nazi hooker whose been abducted by a UFO and forced into a weight loss program. Keep on rockin' in the free world.

06-27-2006, 04:58 AM	#17
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	Yanno, the "Gein" in your name always makes me think of the word vagina (even though I'm assuming the G is pronounced differently). So maybe that's a sign that Matthew is a man trapped in a woman's body trapped in a man's body. __________________ I love you, Pickle.

06-27-2006, 09:00 AM	#18
Katie Just...way too serious. Join Date: May 2005 Location: purgatory Posts: 3,519	Actually, Doom, Ed Gein was a serial Killer. He was also known to have ..um...done bad things...to female corpses that he dug up..and mutilating their..um...girly parts. and as to the topic on hand....If these are my only choices...I'd take a vow of chastity and go live in isolation somewhere. __________________ THE WORLD IS JUST AWESOME