Inmate gets lightbulb stuck up his butt

*Raph's Girl* · 06-29-2006, 10:39 AM

Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus.

On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object.

"Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan.

"We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation."

Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there.

"When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said.

"I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners."

The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose.

Here is a picture of the x-ray....damn...that bulb's in there far...

Raph's Girl note: Wow...he's definatly a deep sleeper....

OA · 06-29-2006, 10:55 AM

Unfreakingbelievable!! Its stories like these that make me realize that when things seem bad, they could be SOO much worse...sheesh

*XERO* · 06-29-2006, 11:16 AM

I guess his butt had an idea.

*Spitfire* · 06-29-2006, 11:20 AM

He's a kink, how odd haha

*KROW* · 06-29-2006, 11:26 AM

Ya think if he puts his finger in a socket he'll glow?

Sounds like the world's first human firefly.

*Sewer Bull* · 06-29-2006, 11:44 AM

Yay for the Bad Puns Marathon!

*XERO* · 06-29-2006, 12:12 PM

Let there beith light... whereth the sun don't shineth."

*iris* · 06-29-2006, 12:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Benvenuto

I guess his butt had an idea.

*snerk*

Unfortunately, he's probably telling the truth about how it got there. This doctor may not have heard of such things happening, but I have.

*Hannah* · 06-29-2006, 04:09 PM

Haha, it's like Ryan Dunn and the car up his ass. XD

Peanut · 06-29-2006, 04:51 PM

How is this considered news?

*Raph's Girl* · 06-30-2006, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peanut

How is this considered news?

Well it's certainly not the norm for somebody to get a lightbulb stuck up his butt so it's news...

*KROW* · 07-03-2006, 06:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Peanut

How is this considered news?

Because it's brilliant!

07-03-2006, 07:08 PM

A lightbulb? That has got to be one of the strangest things to be inserted into a person.

Still... He doesn't beat me and my Leonardo action figure.

*Kid Icarus* · 07-03-2006, 07:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryona

A lightbulb? That has got to be one of the strangest things to be inserted into a person.

Still... He doesn't beat me and my Leonardo action figure.

.... *blink*

*KROW* · 07-03-2006, 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryona

A lightbulb? That has got to be one of the strangest things to be inserted into a person.

Still... He doesn't beat me and my Leonardo action figure.

Sheathe those swords, baby! Woof!

*Storm Wolf* · 07-03-2006, 11:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KROW

Sheathe those swords, baby! Woof!

Hehe. Yowch.

A lightbulb, huh? I guess you'd have to be drugged to NOT feel that being shoved up your...yeah.

I can't believe it didn't break in the process.

*Sewer Bull* · 07-04-2006, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ryona

A lightbulb? That has got to be one of the strangest things to be inserted into a person.

Still... He doesn't beat me and my Leonardo action figure.

... Well I never! Words cannot express my feelings right now.

Space Lieutenant Josh · 07-08-2006, 12:29 AM

Once I had worms and I described it as feeling like a light bulb in my butt. I was like 4 or 5. I didn't really know what it felt like. I still don't.

06-29-2006, 10:39 AM	#1
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	Inmate gets lightbulb stuck up his butt Fateh Mohammad, a prison inmate in Pakistan, says he woke up last weekend with a glass light bulb in his anus. On Wednesday night, doctors brought Mohammad's misery to an end after a one-and-a-half hour operation to remove the object. "Thanks Allah, now I feel comfort. Today, I had my breakfast. I was just drinking water, nothing else," Mohammad, a grey-beared man in his mid-40s, told Reuters from a hospital bed in the southern central city of Multan. "We had to take it out intact," said Dr. Farrukh Aftab at Nishtar Hospital. "Had it been broken inside, it would be a very very complicated situation." Mohammad, who is serving a four-year sentence for making liquor, prohibited for Muslims, said he was shocked when he was first told the cause of his discomfort. He swears he didn't know the bulb was there. "When I woke up I felt a pain in my lower abdomen, but later in hospital, they told me this," Mohammad said. "I don't know who did this to me. Police or other prisoners." The doctor treating Mohammad said he'd never encountered anything like it before, and doubted the felon's story that someone had drugged him and inserted the bulb while he was comatose. Here is a picture of the x-ray....damn...that bulb's in there far... Raph's Girl note: Wow...he's definatly a deep sleeper.... __________________

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Ryona Guest Posts: n/a	A lightbulb? That has got to be one of the strangest things to be inserted into a person. Still... He doesn't beat me and my Leonardo action figure.

07-08-2006, 12:29 AM	#18
Space Lieutenant Josh Hench Mutant Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Village of Rock'n Kick-Ass Posts: 492	Once I had worms and I described it as feeling like a light bulb in my butt. I was like 4 or 5. I didn't really know what it felt like. I still don't.