Sluttiest game ever made (OMG teh boobies. Stay away kiddies)

**ThirdMarioBro** · 07-20-2006, 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by ThirdMarioBro

Presenting Oneechanbara X

Ba-ba-boing!

Don't you just love it when a game is marketed stright to the penis? Yeah, me too.

Peanut · 07-20-2006, 09:46 PM

LOL YEAH! I saw this on On The Spot on Gamespot like 2 or 3 weeks ago. The best is the "special move" where your character does a sexy pose and everyones head explodes! Ridiculous.

*Ecto Jedi* · 07-20-2006, 09:53 PM

'Took an agonizingly long time to load with dial-up...But well worth it.

*Hannah* · 07-20-2006, 10:59 PM

**ThirdMarioBro** · 07-20-2006, 11:16 PM

since there is no chance in hell of this ever hittinng the US, excuse me. I have import preordering to do.

*Spitfire* · 07-20-2006, 11:17 PM

I've seen worse, alot worse. Someone on GAmeFAQs posted a video of this Hentai game where these girls with boobs the size of your head ran around killing things in bikinis. And to top it off in the end of the trailer they showed them getting raped by these odd octopus aliens. Need I say what they were using?

Gah...

Peanut · 07-20-2006, 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ThirdMarioBro

since there is no chance in hell of this ever hittinng the US, excuse me. I have import preordering to do.

I don't think you'll want to do that. The game looks just plain awful and they brought it on On The Spot just to make fun of it.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 07-21-2006, 12:22 AM

Ah, well, yeah. Never mind.

Ra · 07-22-2006, 10:37 PM

...three words - What. The. F***?

Please excuse my crude humor, but...

Spoiler:

*Cure* · 07-22-2006, 11:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

I've seen worse, alot worse. Someone on GAmeFAQs posted a video of this Hentai game where these girls with boobs the size of your head ran around killing things in bikinis. And to top it off in the end of the trailer they showed them getting raped by these odd octopus aliens. Need I say what they were using?

Gah...

Um.....their penises?

Ra · 07-22-2006, 11:54 PM

You never know with aliens these days... *shakes head in disgust*

愛 · 07-22-2006, 11:56 PM

Oh, Japan. Does your depravity know no bounds?

Ra · 07-22-2006, 11:58 PM

Wait a sec... *goes back to look at the picture*

Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat?

Scratch that - Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat and a bikini, yet she is wearing a scarf?

*Sewer Bull* · 07-23-2006, 01:33 AM

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Originally Posted by Ra

Scratch that - Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat and a bikini, yet she is wearing a scarf?

Because this set (a cowboy hat + a bikini + a scarf) turns the guys on.

*Hannah* · 07-23-2006, 01:54 AM

NO ONE FIGHTS IN A BIKINI

SHE NEEDS ARMOUR

I'M MAD.

:'(

men suck.

Usagi-San · 07-23-2006, 02:13 AM

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Originally Posted by alice.ever.falling.

NO ONE FIGHTS IN A BIKINI
.
men suck.

It is actually easier to fight in less clothing.....at least she isn't wearing some tight tight dress that would be impossible to really fight in.

Yes...yes we do

*Hannah* · 07-23-2006, 09:27 AM

Why would she fight in a dress? o_O

*Brodie* · 07-23-2006, 10:46 AM

Naked is good armor.

Vagina armor.

This is hysterical.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 07-23-2006, 02:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Ra

Scratch that - Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat and a bikini, yet she is wearing a scarf?

Cuz.....it's Japan? They all smoke occapoco gold over there.

Zack Dogg · 07-23-2006, 02:50 PM

Of course, this seemed like something that came straight out of Japan.

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07-20-2006, 09:46 PM	#2
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	LOL YEAH! I saw this on On The Spot on Gamespot like 2 or 3 weeks ago. The best is the "special move" where your character does a sexy pose and everyones head explodes! Ridiculous.

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07-22-2006, 11:54 PM	#11
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	You never know with aliens these days... shakes head in disgust __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

07-22-2006, 11:56 PM	#12
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Oh, Japan. Does your depravity know no bounds?

07-22-2006, 11:58 PM	#13
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	Wait a sec... goes back to look at the picture Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat? Scratch that - Does anyone know why the hell she is wearing a cowboy hat and a bikini, yet she is wearing a scarf? __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

07-23-2006, 01:54 AM	#15
Hannah Once more, with feeling! Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Chicago, IL Posts: 4,111	NO ONE FIGHTS IN A BIKINI SHE NEEDS ARMOUR I'M MAD. :'( men suck. __________________

07-23-2006, 09:27 AM	#17
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07-23-2006, 02:50 PM	#20
Zack Dogg Mouser Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 14	Of course, this seemed like something that came straight out of Japan.