Best Roommate Story Ever

愛 · 10-02-2006, 11:07 PM

I got this from the World of Warcraft forums, and it was originally posted at somethingawful.com, but it's probably the best story I have ever read. It's really long, so be prepared to read. It's worth every word, though. Enjoy.

http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...pageNo=1&sid=1

*Kid Icarus* · 10-03-2006, 10:31 AM

I call this story a lie.

Why?

He's wearing a motor cycle helment, yet he still smacks himself in the face with a wrench.

愛 · 10-03-2006, 10:43 AM

Did you notice in the story that he took the helmet off before hitting himself in the head?

Quote:

"The motorcycle helmet was making it really hard to hear any kind of ambush, and it was covered in grease and filth from the couch, so I ditched it."

*Kid Icarus* · 10-03-2006, 10:45 AM

Well, then that just makes him a total retard. Besides the fact that, really, he pry should have just called the police and such instead of going in there.

*Anarky* · 10-03-2006, 11:43 AM

Hahahaha, that's one of the best stories ever. And the fun thing is, I have no doubt that it happened. I mean, who the hell would think this **** up? Seriously, who invests time inventing a story like that?

And there's cases of similar tenants of flats over here as well.

But thanks, Lain, that totally made my day.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 10-06-2006, 03:34 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

That was 'effing awesome.

10-02-2006, 11:07 PM	#1
愛 Super Moderator Join Date: Jan 2004 Posts: 7,449	Best Roommate Story Ever I got this from the World of Warcraft forums, and it was originally posted at somethingawful.com, but it's probably the best story I have ever read. It's really long, so be prepared to read. It's worth every word, though. Enjoy. http://forums.worldofwarcraft.com/th...pageNo=1&sid=1

10-03-2006, 11:43 AM	#5
Anarky Outlaw Hero Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Tannhauser Gate Posts: 4,867	Hahahaha, that's one of the best stories ever. And the fun thing is, I have no doubt that it happened. I mean, who the hell would think this ** up? Seriously, who invests time inventing a story like that? And there's cases of similar tenants of flats over here as well. But thanks, Lain, that totally made my day. __________________ Because it's... I dunno... brutal.**

10-06-2006, 03:34 PM	#6
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! That was 'effing awesome. __________________

10-03-2006, 10:31 AM	#2
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	I call this story a lie. Why? He's wearing a motor cycle helment, yet he still smacks himself in the face with a wrench.

10-03-2006, 10:45 AM	#4
Kid Icarus Foot Elite Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Angel Land Posts: 4,150	Well, then that just makes him a total retard. Besides the fact that, really, he pry should have just called the police and such instead of going in there.