TomKat has been banned! HAHAHA!

*Raph's Girl* · 01-01-2007, 05:02 PM

If the media's habit of combining celebrity names didn't cause word watchers enough heartburn in 2006, the past year had plenty of other words and phrases that language purists wish had "gone missing."

Lake Superior State University on Sunday released its annual "List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness."

The Sault Ste. Marie school in the Upper Peninsula has been compiling the list since 1976 to attract publicity. A total of 16 words or phrases were selected by a university committee from more than 4,500 nominations.

The list reads like a lexicon of popular culture.

Take "ask your doctor," the mantra of pharmaceutical commercials. The university called it "the chewable vitamin morphine of marketing."

Critics piled on the media's practice of combined celebrity names such as "TomKat" or "Brangelina." One said, "It's so annoying, idiotic and so lame and pathetic that it's "lamethetic.'"

Real estate listings were targeted for overuse of "boast." As in "master bedroom boasts his-and-her fireplaces -- never 'bathroom apologizes for cracked linoleum,'" quipped Morris Conklin of Portugal.

It wasn't hard to find the phrase "gone/went missing" in 2006. "It makes 'missing' sound like a place you can visit, such as the Poconos. Is the person missing, or not?" asked Robin Dennis of Texas.

The university's word watchers had no use for "truthiness," the word popularized by Comedy Central satirist Stephen Colbert. It was selected as the word that best summed up 2006 in an online survey by dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster.

The list, which in recent years has included such gems as "show me the money, "erectile dysfunction" and "holiday tree," is closing in on its 1,000th banishment. And despite the university's vigilance, university spokesman Tom Pink said he's not aware that any dictionaries have followed its advice.

"Sometimes people write us and tell us, 'This isn't working,'" Pink said. "I tell them we need an enforcement division."

http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwo...ck=1&cset=true

Raph's Girl note: How come I've never heard of this banned list before?? Here's the full list of all banned words such as Awesome, pwned, dude, and search.
http://www.lssu.edu/banished/complete_list.php

*Spitfire* · 01-01-2007, 05:15 PM

Wow geniuses there. They banish a word like address.

"Here have my...uhh numbers and word that represent where I live!"

*Raph's Girl* · 01-01-2007, 05:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

Wow geniuses there. They banish a word like address.

"Here have my...uhh numbers and word that represent where I live!"

No.. not that address...the other one... like "We must address the situation"

*Mecha Cow* · 01-01-2007, 05:44 PM

Banned words? Give me a break. Some people have too much time on their hands.

Also, they'll have to kill me if they want me to stop saying 'Awesome'.

*E* Wow, the word 'No' is banned...Awesome.

*Katie* · 01-01-2007, 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

Wow, the word 'No' is banned...Awesome.

hehehe. and now Katie presents the world without "no" theater:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Morons who believe that 'no' should be banned

whiny kid: But Moooo-ooooommmmmm I wanna go to the toy stoooo-oooore!!

Mom: I would prefer not to

Whiny kid: But but Moooo-ooooommmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mom: not at this time

Whiny kid: But.......

Mom: the opposite of yes. *sighs* I don't want to stifle your creativity, Junior.

This has been a Katie presentation

What morons.

*Mecha Cow* · 01-01-2007, 06:24 PM

Sorry, 'Yes' is banned as well.

*Sewer Bull* · 01-02-2007, 12:06 AM

Oh, that's gay.

... wait, "that's gay" is also banned.

~~LogicDonny~~ · 01-06-2007, 06:24 PM

wow so many common words are used and they are banned. what is wrong with this world?

*Spitfire* · 01-06-2007, 07:15 PM

Alot, would be fun to go there and say those words just to piss them off though, but I'm an ass like that. I wouldn't have to try either all I'd have to do is talk like a normal person and not some up tight jerk wad who thinks he's something special because he doesn't use words that are dubbed as "Stupid"

01-01-2007, 05:02 PM	#1
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	TomKat has been banned! HAHAHA! If the media's habit of combining celebrity names didn't cause word watchers enough heartburn in 2006, the past year had plenty of other words and phrases that language purists wish had "gone missing." Lake Superior State University on Sunday released its annual "List of Words and Phrases Banished from the Queen's English for Mis-Use, Over-Use and General Uselessness." The Sault Ste. Marie school in the Upper Peninsula has been compiling the list since 1976 to attract publicity. A total of 16 words or phrases were selected by a university committee from more than 4,500 nominations. The list reads like a lexicon of popular culture. Take "ask your doctor," the mantra of pharmaceutical commercials. The university called it "the chewable vitamin morphine of marketing." Critics piled on the media's practice of combined celebrity names such as "TomKat" or "Brangelina." One said, "It's so annoying, idiotic and so lame and pathetic that it's "lamethetic.'" Real estate listings were targeted for overuse of "boast." As in "master bedroom boasts his-and-her fireplaces -- never 'bathroom apologizes for cracked linoleum,'" quipped Morris Conklin of Portugal. It wasn't hard to find the phrase "gone/went missing" in 2006. "It makes 'missing' sound like a place you can visit, such as the Poconos. Is the person missing, or not?" asked Robin Dennis of Texas. The university's word watchers had no use for "truthiness," the word popularized by Comedy Central satirist Stephen Colbert. It was selected as the word that best summed up 2006 in an online survey by dictionary publisher Merriam-Webster. The list, which in recent years has included such gems as "show me the money, "erectile dysfunction" and "holiday tree," is closing in on its 1,000th banishment. And despite the university's vigilance, university spokesman Tom Pink said he's not aware that any dictionaries have followed its advice. "Sometimes people write us and tell us, 'This isn't working,'" Pink said. "I tell them we need an enforcement division." http://www.latimes.com/news/nationwo...ck=1&cset=true Raph's Girl note: How come I've never heard of this banned list before?? Here's the full list of all banned words such as Awesome, pwned, dude, and search. http://www.lssu.edu/banished/complete_list.php __________________

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Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Wow geniuses there. They banish a word like address. "Here have my...uhh numbers and word that represent where I live!" __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

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Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	Banned words? Give me a break. Some people have too much time on their hands. Also, they'll have to kill me if they want me to stop saying 'Awesome'. E Wow, the word 'No' is banned...Awesome. __________________

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Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	Sorry, 'Yes' is banned as well. __________________

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Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Oh, that's gay. ... wait, "that's gay" is also banned. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

01-06-2007, 06:24 PM	#8
~~LogicDonny~~ Banned Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 1,643	wow so many common words are used and they are banned. what is wrong with this world?

01-06-2007, 07:15 PM	#9
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Alot, would be fun to go there and say those words just to piss them off though, but I'm an ass like that. I wouldn't have to try either all I'd have to do is talk like a normal person and not some up tight jerk wad who thinks he's something special because he doesn't use words that are dubbed as "Stupid" __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/