Chewbacca accused of assaulting Marilyn Monroe

*Raph's Girl* · 07-10-2007, 01:34 PM

http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_189191142.html

A Chewbacca impersonator is accused of sexually assaulting a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then reportedly evaded arrest, police said.

According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists.

The sidewalk in front of the Kodak Theater, which is part of the Hollywood at Highland complex, is often crowded with characters that pose for tourist cameras and tips. On occasion, police have been sent to the complex to separate feuding actors.

Earlier in the year, police arrested an actor in a Chewbacca costume after a tour guide told him to stop harassing a pair of Japanese tourists. Police are unsure if the same wookie is involved in Sunday’s assault.

The premiere of the new "Harry Potter" movie was under way during the alleged altercation, Los Angeles police Sgt. David Torres said.

Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said.

However, Torres is sure the hairy assailant would be caught soon.

"He's always there (at the theater)," he said.

Raph's Girl note: Only in Hollywood....

**Barkworm** · 07-10-2007, 01:42 PM

Earth-shattering News!

*Ava Collier* · 07-10-2007, 01:51 PM

RaphistheBest · 07-11-2007, 01:08 AM

Well I'm never going to Hollywood. I certainly don't want to bump into a wookie and then have the shame of knowing that I was felt up by a space big foot.

*Deathknight* · 07-11-2007, 10:10 AM

Haha that's hilarious, but nothing beats that picture though.

*Dr. Doom* · 07-11-2007, 01:25 PM

Bahahahahahaha!

*Drtooth* · 07-11-2007, 04:29 PM

This is one of those things that's funnier in headlines than when you actually read it. Still amusing though.

But this is what happens when Chewbacca and Cookie Monster get snot faced... Chewie harasses Marylin Monroe and Cookie Monster punches out Mr. Potatohead.

And where the hell is Garfield in all this? He's holding the video camera to sell the video so he can pay off the gambling Dept to Humphry bogart....

But I digress....

*KROW* · 07-12-2007, 02:27 PM

Yes, while Elvis eats a sandwich in the cafe beyond...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ava Collier

Gah! Chewie's got a pig snout in his mouth!

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Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	Chewbacca accused of assaulting Marilyn Monroe http://cbs2.com/topstories/local_story_189191142.html A Chewbacca impersonator is accused of sexually assaulting a Marilyn Monroe impersonator in front of the Kodak Theatre in Hollywood in June. The wookie then reportedly evaded arrest, police said. According to an officer with the LAPD, Chewbacca allegedly took the platinum-coiffed actress's hand and placed it on his private parts as the characters performed for tips from tourists. The sidewalk in front of the Kodak Theater, which is part of the Hollywood at Highland complex, is often crowded with characters that pose for tourist cameras and tips. On occasion, police have been sent to the complex to separate feuding actors. Earlier in the year, police arrested an actor in a Chewbacca costume after a tour guide told him to stop harassing a pair of Japanese tourists. Police are unsure if the same wookie is involved in Sunday’s assault. The premiere of the new "Harry Potter" movie was under way during the alleged altercation, Los Angeles police Sgt. David Torres said. Chewbacca, whose real name was not available, fled before police arrived, Torres said. However, Torres is sure the hairy assailant would be caught soon. "He's always there (at the theater)," he said. Raph's Girl note: Only in Hollywood.... __________________

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Drtooth Foot Elite Join Date: Dec 2003 Posts: 4,439	This is one of those things that's funnier in headlines than when you actually read it. Still amusing though. But this is what happens when Chewbacca and Cookie Monster get snot faced... Chewie harasses Marylin Monroe and Cookie Monster punches out Mr. Potatohead. And where the hell is Garfield in all this? He's holding the video camera to sell the video so he can pay off the gambling Dept to Humphry bogart.... But I digress.... __________________ [Insert mildly amusing banner here]