Decide Uwe Boll's fate.

[Cure]

Here's the deal. Everyone knows Uwe Boll, director of crappy movies like BloodRayne and Alone in the Dark. FEARnet interviewed him and asked him how many signatures on a petition it would take to get him to quit the biz. He answered with one million. This petition has already gotten about 200,000 signatures. Uwe Boll isn't happy about this. He had this to say. *Spoiler'd for language*

Spoiler:

LOL.

Basically, he's calling himself a genius and demanding a Pro-Boll petition be made to KEEP him in the biz. How many does he want? One million, of course.

It's up to the internet to decide his fate. My vote? Keep him around! His movies are sooooooooooooo sh*tty, they're funny. I honestly laugh pretty hard at how badly done his movies are.

So what say you, Technodromers? Anti-Boll or Pro-Boll? You decide!

[Jester]

I like crappy films. *points to member location line* I'd have to see one of his films first though. Cause there are some directors that do suck that bad, like Ulli Lommel. That guy needs a cease and desist petition.

[愛]

The server keeps getting an error when I try to sign the Anti-Boll petition. Maybe too many people are signing it at the same time. lolz

[AquaParade]

This is hilarious...is that really him in that video being serious?.....

I've never seen his movies, but I'd like him to make one more as his final stand before we all decide haha.

[niolani]

I would sign that petition one million times if it can stop him from making "movies". I've never seen someone so self-centered. What a jerk!

[Mecha Cow]

Even if the petition gets a billion signatures, he's still just going to ignore it and keep on Bolling.

[GK Punk]

I want my time back from watching Bloodrayne. Can he do that?

[AquaParade]

Gk I'm gonna take this opportunity to expand this thread for further enjoyment of this video, and to tell you your sig is the most black and white sig I've ever seen, if you know what I mean...wrestling and fairies? That's awesome!

[Spitfire]

Where's the option to see him get in a boxing match with a grizzly bear? He boxed all his critics, I want to see that next.

[GK Punk]

Originally Posted by LeoInRed

Gk I'm gonna take this opportunity to expand this thread for further enjoyment of this video, and to tell you your sig is the most black and white sig I've ever seen, if you know what I mean...wrestling and fairies? That's awesome!

I just rock that hard.

[Sewer Bull]

Uwe Boll is boring.

Let's talk about GK and his awesomeness.

[愛]

Originally Posted by GK

I just rock that hard.

Or maybe you're a little gay. Oh dang, I said it.

Spoiler:

I've been rewatching Pretty Guardian Sailor Moon again.

[GK Punk]

Originally Posted by Ai

Or maybe you're a little gay. Oh dang, I said it.

Only on my Grandfather's side.

[愛]

That didn't even make any sense at all! You ruined Christmas!

[GK Punk]

I'm only 1/4 gay, The rest is like Danish, Native American and Irish.

[raphael_is_cool]

This is old news. He just keeps upping the amount of signatures it would take.

[Raph's Girl]

I just have to say this... Who the frak is this Uwe Boll character everyone is talking about??? Never even heard of his movies and till this whole petition came out I've never even heard of him period.

Im not gonna sign any petition. Don't know him or his movies. And since everyone hates em so much I'll just continue to ignore anything he does.

[愛]

Originally Posted by GK

I'm only 1/4 gay, The rest is like Danish, Native American and Irish.

Oh, I see what you did there.

[GK Punk]

Yeah I was heart broken you didn't get it the first time.

[Spitfire]

Originally Posted by Raph's Girl

I just have to say this... Who the frak is this Uwe Boll character everyone is talking about??? Never even heard of his movies and till this whole petition came out I've never even heard of him period.

Im not gonna sign any petition. Don't know him or his movies. And since everyone hates em so much I'll just continue to ignore anything he does.

He's possibly one of the worst film makers of all time*And not in the Ed Wood way* He makes horrid films using Russian tax bonds. Now that doing this is illegal he has to fund them himself. Every movie he's made has bombed, for good reason. His last move will most likely be Postal. He makes crappy video game adaptations mostly.

The best part is he makes crap up to, like he told everyone he was being considered to make the "Metal Gear Solid Movie". Konami flat out said he's the last person they'd ever ask. He's like a 12 year old in an adults body.