AVGN Discovers Secret to Super Mario Bros. 3

*R-iZZy* · 04-23-2008, 02:46 AM

Be prepared, this is definitely for the mature audience only. If you're under 18, turn back and don't even think of clicking this link.

Click here to see the video. If you don't want to go through the whole video, just skip all the way to 10:42 to get to the "discovery".

And yes, I laughed hard... very hard.

**GK Punk** · 04-23-2008, 03:06 AM

Jenny Lewis lol

Peanut · 04-23-2008, 07:58 AM

He just gets lamer...and lamer...and lamer...and lamer...and...Oh, no! Candlej

PAAATE · 04-23-2008, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by R-iZZy

Be prepared, this is definitely for the mature audience only. If you're under 18, turn back and don't even think of clicking this link.

Or 15 for that matter... U.S. regulations are so weirdly strict.. o.o

Anyway, the battle at the end was going on for too long, but otherwise the video was funny, as always. ;D

**Machias Banshee** · 04-23-2008, 09:21 PM

That was great...

I've only seen a couple of his reviews, but they're all very entertaining..

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-24-2008, 02:39 AM

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Originally Posted by GK

Jenny Lewis lol

Talk about irony 2x today. I just went to the post office and picked up my rare PlayChoice-10 tabletop unit, which is mentioned in this skit. Immediately thereafter, I go to Best Buy and pick up Rabbit Fur Coat--an album by who? Jenny Lewis. Then I come home and see this video, which mentions both aforementioned items, and then reminds me of nightmares I had as a child where all my game consoles come to life and strangle me with the controller cords.

Freaky.

Funny as hell...except the sacrificial offering of a SNES. That was too far (LOL). As for Super Megadeath Christ 3000? Hilarious.

poiuytre · 04-24-2008, 09:31 AM

I usually like his reviews, but this was too long and Super Megadeath Christ 3000 was really offensive.

PAAATE · 04-24-2008, 10:31 AM

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Originally Posted by poiuytre

I usually like his reviews, but this was too long and Super Megadeath Christ 3000 was really offensive.

The more offensive, the better

As Swedish comedian Magnus Betnér says:

"If we weren't allowed to offend anyone there would be no comedy"

He's got a point... A lot of jokes will offend SOMEONE.. Just don't take life so seriously... It gets way more enjoyable that way

~~Toonami Tom~~ · 04-24-2008, 10:56 AM

I'm totally with you poiuytre, Super Megadeath Christ 3000 was very offensive and that's when I turned the video off.

We all have the right to our opinions.

Super Mario Bros. 3 being evil? LOL, that part was so ridiculous it was funny. He had all sorts of evidence that it was evil too, lol. "What happens when you play the game backwards?"

*Dr. Doom* · 04-24-2008, 11:01 AM

I enjoyed the whole thing. And while I was not offended in the least, I do think the SMDC3k segment dragged on a little too long.

**ThirdMarioBro** · 04-24-2008, 01:58 PM

Yeah, it went on too long. That I admit, but it wasn't offensive to me. You can't really offend me since Religion is a non-issue for me.

*Spitfire* · 04-26-2008, 12:25 AM

Wow he needs to lay off the Adobe After Effects. I also wonder how much he spent on the gear he trashed in the video.

I don't see why anyones offended. People who get offended by stuff like this are way to touchy.

**GK Punk** · 04-26-2008, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by ThirdMarioBro

Talk about irony 2x today. I just went to the post office and picked up my rare PlayChoice-10 tabletop unit, which is mentioned in this skit. Immediately thereafter, I go to Best Buy and pick up Rabbit Fur Coat--an album by who? Jenny Lewis. Then I come home and see this video, which mentions both aforementioned items, and then reminds me of nightmares I had as a child where all my game consoles come to life and strangle me with the controller cords.

Freaky.

Funny as hell...except the sacrificial offering of a SNES. That was too far (LOL). As for Super Megadeath Christ 3000? Hilarious.

Are you a Rilo Kiley fan?

Ra · 04-26-2008, 01:56 AM

I loved it up until 12:46. Then it was a bit...stale. Not offensive, just over-the-top. Unless being over-the-top can be counted as offensive. Other than that, I laughed out loud the entire way through.

*Ninjinister* · 04-26-2008, 04:38 AM

Guh... I hate his standard "AVGN" crap. It's just like watching my brother play a game. I prefer his top ___ lists, "You Know What's Bull$H!+", and other musings on life. Seriously, I know enough people that yell, scream, and swear at a game that I don't need to see video of someone doing it.

PAAATE · 04-26-2008, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by The S

Guh... I hate his standard "AVGN" crap. It's just like watching my brother play a game. I prefer his top ___ lists, "That's Bull$#!+", and other musings on life. Seriously, I know enough people that yell, scream, and swear at a game that I don't need to see video of someone doing it.

I agree, him being angry isn't very funny..

Byt what always makes me laugh is the comment "whatever the hell that thing is", when there's some crappy graphics

*Spitfire* · 04-26-2008, 01:41 PM

Well if you look at his fanbase 90% of the people commenting can't even make complete sentences. None of them can spell either. Most of his fans are kids under 16 I'd imagine, maybe even 14.

*Ninjinister* · 04-27-2008, 12:40 AM

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Originally Posted by PAAATE

I agree, him being angry isn't very funny..

Byt what always makes me laugh is the comment "whatever the hell that thing is", when there's some crappy graphics

Yeah, sometimes an observation or two such as those will get a snicker out of me, but I actually laughed really hard at several of his "You Know What's Bull$H!+" videos.

Ra · 04-27-2008, 03:31 AM

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Originally Posted by Spitfire666xXxXx

Well if you look at his fanbase 90% of the people commenting can't even make complete sentences. None of them can spell either. Most of his fans are kids under 16 I'd imagine, maybe even 14.

I'd go even lower and say 13 year old kids, but 14 is a good number too. If you look at the opening of the video with everyone playing their covers of the AVGN Theme, there are a good number of kids who look like they aren't legal to get a learners permit there playing along as well.

**Barkworm** · 04-28-2008, 12:18 AM

I think most of his videos (like this one) are lame as hell but I keep watching this sh*t anyway. I just don't know why.

04-23-2008, 02:46 AM	#1
R-iZZy The Long Con Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: G'ville, FL (Gator Country), USA Posts: 3,007	AVGN Discovers Secret to Super Mario Bros. 3 Be prepared, this is definitely for the mature audience only. If you're under 18, turn back and don't even think of clicking this link. Click here to see the video. If you don't want to go through the whole video, just skip all the way to 10:42 to get to the "discovery". And yes, I laughed hard... very hard. __________________

04-24-2008, 09:31 AM	#7
poiuytre Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2005 Posts: 437	I usually like his reviews, but this was too long and Super Megadeath Christ 3000 was really offensive. __________________ "That girl...she said that the sky frightened her. That looks so...liberating."

04-24-2008, 10:56 AM	#9
~~Toonami Tom~~ Banned Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: USA Posts: 4,939	I'm totally with you poiuytre, Super Megadeath Christ 3000 was very offensive and that's when I turned the video off. We all have the right to our opinions. Super Mario Bros. 3 being evil? LOL, that part was so ridiculous it was funny. He had all sorts of evidence that it was evil too, lol. "What happens when you play the game backwards?" Last edited by Toonami Tom; 04-24-2008 at 11:09 AM.

04-24-2008, 11:01 AM	#10
Dr. Doom Allons-y! Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Castle Doom Posts: 4,535	I enjoyed the whole thing. And while I was not offended in the least, I do think the SMDC3k segment dragged on a little too long. __________________ I love you, Pickle.

04-24-2008, 01:58 PM	#11
ThirdMarioBro Tea Time! Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 8,905	Yeah, it went on too long. That I admit, but it wasn't offensive to me. You can't really offend me since Religion is a non-issue for me. __________________

04-23-2008, 03:06 AM	#2
GK Punk I'm your Devil Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 12,439	Jenny Lewis lol

04-23-2008, 07:58 AM	#3
Peanut Second Gear Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: The New World Posts: 15,422	He just gets lamer...and lamer...and lamer...and lamer...and...Oh, no! Candlej

04-23-2008, 09:21 PM	#5
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	That was great... I've only seen a couple of his reviews, but they're all very entertaining..

04-26-2008, 12:25 AM	#12
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Wow he needs to lay off the Adobe After Effects. I also wonder how much he spent on the gear he trashed in the video. I don't see why anyones offended. People who get offended by stuff like this are way to touchy. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

04-26-2008, 01:56 AM	#14
Ra It's my desire? Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: In your pants. Posts: 4,441	I loved it up until 12:46. Then it was a bit...stale. Not offensive, just over-the-top. Unless being over-the-top can be counted as offensive. Other than that, I laughed out loud the entire way through. __________________ "So. The whole lot of you against little old me? How retarded."

04-26-2008, 04:38 AM	#15
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	Guh... I hate his standard "AVGN" crap. It's just like watching my brother play a game. I prefer his top ___ lists, "You Know What's Bull$H!+", and other musings on life. Seriously, I know enough people that yell, scream, and swear at a game that I don't need to see video of someone doing it. __________________ Last edited by Ninjinister; 04-27-2008 at 12:40 AM.

04-26-2008, 01:41 PM	#17
Spitfire Writer • Director Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 12,035	Well if you look at his fanbase 90% of the people commenting can't even make complete sentences. None of them can spell either. Most of his fans are kids under 16 I'd imagine, maybe even 14. __________________ Check out my online portfolio http://www.christopherpelletier.com/

04-28-2008, 12:18 AM	#20
Barkworm Draconian leftist ruler Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Germany Posts: 6,759	I think most of his videos (like this one) are lame as hell but I keep watching this sht anyway. I just don't know why. __________________ Make ***, not kill!