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Questions.
Finding out the girl you shagged last night is the boss' 17 year old daughter, or accidentally ripping a level 3 stun-fart while delivering a speech?
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Is that what that smell was? }hehe}
LEft or Right?
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Hey, whoever smelt it dealt it, ok? ^_^
Left. That way my weapon hand is free to fend off any attacks. Ice cream & pickle pizza or avocado pizza with crunchy peanut butter (just watched OT "Pizza by the Shred" on my lunch break...I love it!)?
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Yuck! No pickles for Bigfoot. The PB and avacado actually sounds like it could be good.
Never being able to take a shower again or never being able to use toilet paper again.
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Never being able to take a shower again
Shaving or waxing?
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Shaving
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Aww man, I was gonna reply mice, cuz mice make excellent hors d'oeuvres when you mince them and blend with cream cheese, Worcestershire sauce, and a bit of onion. Fabulous on Melba toast.
Pet-wise, I'd have to go with fish. They're a h*ll of a lot quieter than mice. Anck-su-Namun or Nefertiri? (From 2001's "The Mummy Returns")
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Uh... Nefertiri.
A hot fudge sundae covered in ants or a root beer float in a used cement mixer?
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Mmmmm... Root beer float in a used cement mixer... Mmmmm...
Having a loved one pass away or catching your partner cheating?
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Having a loved one pass away.
Eat an acorn or swallow a pine cone?
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Eat an acorn.
Cape or Wings?
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Cape.
Do the Urkel or Do the Bartman?
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Bartman!!!
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Oh, dear. Country music.
Mess with the Zohan or mess with the Lohan?
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I could easily take the Lohan, even if she's playing twins!
Marilyn Mason or Marilyn Monroe
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Marilyn Monroe
PB & J or Ham & Cheese
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Ham & cheese.
Fall off a 2 story building or get your foot run over by a car?
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Foot run over by a car.
Inhaling a marijuana cigarette or drinking a glass of pimp juice.
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Pimp juice.
Wear a trenchcoat in the rain or wear a raincoat in a trench?
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um....rain/trench....
Peanut or Voltron? (No qualifier....just names...
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