how do the ninja turtles... - Page 2

*Buslady* · 07-31-2008, 10:51 PM

{turtle geek mode}
Turtles eliminate and reproduce with the cloaca as I said. Their tools are only for reproduction, not for elimination. Which is why some males who must have it removed can still eliminate. This happens sometimes, sadly.
{/turtle geek mode}

NameGoesHere1066 · 07-31-2008, 11:06 PM

so basically since the turtles are the only ones of their kind they basically have no need for their male parts since they'll never use them.

*Buslady* · 07-31-2008, 11:42 PM

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Originally Posted by NameGoesHere1066

so basically since the turtles are the only ones of their kind they basically have no need for their male parts since they'll never use them.

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Yeah but nature doesnt know that and they would still keep their equipment. how do you know they'd never use them?
Mikey seems to have in V4. Leo had fun with Radical as well...in Tales.

NameGoesHere1066 · 07-31-2008, 11:48 PM

I was talking about the turtles in the 2k3 series, and so far none of them have done the nasty with any one. So unless Raph got his freak on with Joi under the tribunals noses on that flying dragon ship of theirs, than I don't think they will ever get to.

*Buslady* · 08-01-2008, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by NameGoesHere1066

I was talking about the turtles in the 2k3 series, and so far none of them have done the nasty with any one. So unless Raph got his freak on with Joi under the tribunals noses on that flying dragon ship of theirs, than I don't think they will ever get to.

LOL knowing Raph he wouldn't pass up a cute blonde...

Jelly Bean · 08-01-2008, 10:55 PM

Do you think it really bothers the turtles that sex will be one thing they will will never get to have. They're teenagers and they are going to permentaly virgins their whole lives. Ahhhhhh!

NameGoesHere1066 · 08-02-2008, 02:40 AM

uh...there are ways around that...

*KROW* · 08-02-2008, 11:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Jelly Bean

Do you think it really bothers the turtles that sex will be one thing they will will never get to have. They're teenagers and they are going to permentaly virgins their whole lives. Ahhhhhh!

Nope. I don't think they even have a sex drive. Besides, they were soaked with a highly radioactive substance, and you know what that can do to a man's jumblies.

TheUltimateShredhead · 08-02-2008, 02:52 PM

Maybe so. But there obviously disapointed with being outcasts and unappriciated.

*KROW* · 08-02-2008, 03:17 PM

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Originally Posted by OrokuSaki123

Maybe so. But there obviously disapointed with being outcasts and unappriciated.

I'm positive that's more a factor of "being-a-humongous-turtle-in-a-world-of-intolerant-humans" than a factor of "my-wang-won't-work-in-a-world-of-huge-silicone-boobs."

Jelly Bean · 08-02-2008, 11:50 PM

ROTF, we went from talking about how the turtles use the bathroom to whether or not the turtles will ever score.

TheUltimateShredhead · 08-03-2008, 01:21 PM

Well, if they have access to the web they'll sure find some perv bang on

Colliwog · 08-03-2008, 07:47 PM

To be honest, its always bothered me that they have that little strip of shell between their legs.

Jelly Bean · 08-03-2008, 08:53 PM

hmm, I've noticed in the 80's toon the turtles don't have that. They are actually bare there, and occassinally look like they have butt cheeks.

*Kendamu* · 08-03-2008, 09:51 PM

Yeah, I've been Rule 34'd a lot of times looking for TMNT pics. I somehow find the Mirage comic ones a little less creepy...

*Sewer Bull* · 08-04-2008, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Jelly Bean

hmm, I've noticed in the 80's toon the turtles don't have that. They are actually bare there, and occassinally look like they have butt cheeks.

Sweet Jesus, butt cheeks.

Gross D:

Jelly Bean · 08-04-2008, 01:56 AM

looks like Mikey uses turtle wax on his rock hard buns as well as his shell. Shinney. O.o

still wish the turtles didn't have that strip ofr shell running between their legs in the current toon?

*Buslady* · 08-04-2008, 09:15 AM

yeah their butts are yellow LOL!!
if they were to do it accurate, their tails would be right between the legs..i can see why they dont put them there but yellow butts!?!?? gah! just leave em green and bare. big freaking whoop.

as for sex, two of them got it in the mirage books

TheUltimateShredhead · 08-04-2008, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by Sewer Bull

Sweet Jesus, butt cheeks.

Gross D:

You sure got that right

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Originally Posted by Buslady

yeah their butts are yellow LOL!!
if they were to do it accurate, their tails would be right between the legs..i can see why they dont put them there but yellow butts!?!?? gah! just leave em green and bare. big freaking whoop.

as for sex, two of them got it in the mirage books

With who?

If i had to take an wild guess id say raph and milo and mikey and kalla

*Buslady* · 08-04-2008, 09:58 PM

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Originally Posted by OrokuSaki123

You sure got that right

With who?

If i had to take an wild guess id say raph and milo and mikey and kalla

Leo and Radical (in tales)

Mikey and the Regenta bitch (V4)...she's totally framing his ass though....

07-31-2008, 10:51 PM	#21
Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	{turtle geek mode} Turtles eliminate and reproduce with the cloaca as I said. Their tools are only for reproduction, not for elimination. Which is why some males who must have it removed can still eliminate. This happens sometimes, sadly. {/turtle geek mode} __________________

07-31-2008, 11:06 PM	#22
NameGoesHere1066 Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: at home LOL Posts: 957	so basically since the turtles are the only ones of their kind they basically have no need for their male parts since they'll never use them. __________________ ]

07-31-2008, 11:48 PM	#24
NameGoesHere1066 Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: at home LOL Posts: 957	I was talking about the turtles in the 2k3 series, and so far none of them have done the nasty with any one. So unless Raph got his freak on with Joi under the tribunals noses on that flying dragon ship of theirs, than I don't think they will ever get to. __________________ ]

08-02-2008, 02:40 AM	#27
NameGoesHere1066 Stone Warrior Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: at home LOL Posts: 957	uh...there are ways around that... __________________ ]

08-03-2008, 07:47 PM	#33
Colliwog Foot Soldier Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Ohio, U.S. Posts: 108	To be honest, its always bothered me that they have that little strip of shell between their legs. __________________

08-02-2008, 02:52 PM	#29
TheUltimateShredhead Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 642	Maybe so. But there obviously disapointed with being outcasts and unappriciated.

08-03-2008, 01:21 PM	#32
TheUltimateShredhead Stone Warrior Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 642	Well, if they have access to the web they'll sure find some perv bang on

08-03-2008, 09:51 PM	#35
Kendamu Sewerhead Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Canada Posts: 2,890	Yeah, I've been Rule 34'd a lot of times looking for TMNT pics. I somehow find the Mirage comic ones a little less creepy...

08-04-2008, 09:15 AM	#38
Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	yeah their butts are yellow LOL!! if they were to do it accurate, their tails would be right between the legs..i can see why they dont put them there but yellow butts!?!?? gah! just leave em green and bare. big freaking whoop. as for sex, two of them got it in the mirage books __________________