Man makes petition to marry cartoon/comic characters - Page 2

10-30-2008, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Hannah

Everyone shut the hell up, this is not okay. You're all disgusting. I seriously hate everyone in the entire world now. All because of this.

Oh I'm sure we can somehow persuade you to change your opinion...

I do believe he's still available...

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Originally Posted by PAAATE

I CONCUR!

Now, let's find that petition...

Btw, would you be a pedophile if you fantasized about ****ing a cartoon kid? Just asking..

Y'know, that's a good question. I've met a few people who are into hentai that revolves around children, and I'm like "Dude! You're into child porn hentai???", and he goes "It's not child porn! It's lolii!" ...or whatever they call it. Some Japanese term.
Anyway, while it's not the real deal, it is still pretty ****ed up. I mean, there IS a line somewhere. Like really, what's the appeal in kids when you got well-endowed men and buxom women in the average adult manga?

*Mecha Cow* · 10-30-2008, 05:23 PM

Oh, it's on now.

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Btw, would you be a pedophile if you fantasized about ****ing a cartoon kid? Just asking..

Yeah, of course. I mean, it's not like anime lovers are attracted to the actual paper or pixels; it's the suggestion of (what is usually) a human female that gets them off. If you're into kids, you're into kids.

*Raph's Girl* · 10-30-2008, 05:30 PM

I didn't find the petition but I DID find this website where when you click on the character you marry them...

OS Donatello is currently married to 34 people!!

2K3 Raphael is married to 27 people.

I wonder tho who those 6 people married to Leatherhead must have been thinking...

The TMNT are in cartoons but not comics.
http://www.myfconline.com/?do=view&type=series&cat_id=7

10-30-2008, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by Raph's Girl

I wonder tho who those 6 people married to Leatherhead must have been thinking...

Some women and men go for the big burly rugged men with the sensitive soul. Kinda like that big guy from that movie 'The Green Mile'.

**Jester** · 10-30-2008, 05:39 PM

Quick question:
If I say, married April O'neil, and we ended up getting divorced, would she get half my stuff?

*Mecha Cow* · 10-30-2008, 05:42 PM

Yes, but you'd have to make a drawing of it first.

**Jester** · 10-30-2008, 05:43 PM

Dang...

I guess I'll just stay single for now.

*sigh*

10-30-2008, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Mecha Cow

Yes, but you'd have to make a drawing of it first.

Holy ****! That's hilarious!

hmm... I wonder who'd I marry...

*Ninjinister* · 10-30-2008, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryona

Oh I'm sure we can somehow persuade you to change your opinion...

I do believe he's still available...

Hannah is VERY anti-furry. Which is probably why she and I clash so much.

*Raph's Girl* · 10-30-2008, 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Ryona

Shadow? Meh... Im more into Knuckles and Tails.... but since Tails is like 13 Im willing to wait for him to become legal....

*Cure* · 10-30-2008, 05:54 PM

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Originally Posted by The S

Hannah is VERY anti-furry. Which is probably why she and I clash so much.

I don't think you know the history Hannah and Shadow share, man.

**Jester** · 10-30-2008, 05:55 PM

Indeed, she used to be way into Shadow...WAY INTO HIM!!

*Ninjinister* · 10-30-2008, 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by TheCure

I don't think you know the history Hannah and Shadow share, man.

Sorry for being an ignorant ~~slut~~ individual.

**Jester** · 10-30-2008, 06:00 PM

Sorry I love old SNL references.

S, you ignorant slut!

*Sewer Bull* · 10-30-2008, 06:02 PM

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Originally Posted by PAAATE

I CONCUR!

Now, let's find that petition...

Btw, would you be a pedophile if you fantasized about ****ing a cartoon kid? Just asking..

That's how it usually starts.

*Drtooth* · 10-30-2008, 06:03 PM

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Originally Posted by The S

Hannah is VERY anti-furry. Which is probably why she and I clash so much.

Furries ruined Fifi LaFume and Gadget of Rescue Rangers. I've seen HORRIBLE HORRIBLE things popping up during engine searches. But if you're into it, you're into it, I supposed.

When I read this, I thought it was something about forcing cartoons to marry each other. Who can forget Olive Oyl and Popeye marrying... I mean, besides everybody?

*Hero* · 10-30-2008, 06:05 PM

I wondered how happily married Jessica Rabbit is

===HERO

**Jester** · 10-30-2008, 06:07 PM

Fairly...She and Roger have been through a lot and always reconcile. Sorry. Hero.

10-30-2008, 06:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Fairly...She and Roger have been through a lot and always reconcile. Sorry. Hero.

That and I hear Roger is packin' a serious toy.

**Jester** · 10-30-2008, 06:20 PM

Well he is an anthropomorphic rabbit, and rabbits are known for one thing...

10-30-2008, 05:30 PM	#23
Raph's Girl Dierna Soul, Reporter Join Date: Mar 2005 Location: Jakku Posts: 10,831	I didn't find the petition but I DID find this website where when you click on the character you marry them... OS Donatello is currently married to 34 people!! 2K3 Raphael is married to 27 people. I wonder tho who those 6 people married to Leatherhead must have been thinking... The TMNT are in cartoons but not comics. http://www.myfconline.com/?do=view&type=series&cat_id=7 __________________

10-30-2008, 05:39 PM	#25
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Quick question: If I say, married April O'neil, and we ended up getting divorced, would she get half my stuff? __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

10-30-2008, 05:42 PM	#26
Mecha Cow Gorgeous and modest too Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 3,699	Yes, but you'd have to make a drawing of it first. __________________

10-30-2008, 05:43 PM	#27
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Dang... I guess I'll just stay single for now. sigh __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

10-30-2008, 05:55 PM	#32
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Indeed, she used to be way into Shadow...WAY INTO HIM!! __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

10-30-2008, 06:00 PM	#34
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Sorry I love old SNL references. S, you ignorant slut! __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

10-30-2008, 06:05 PM	#37
Hero British Bloke Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Bristol, UK Posts: 2,298	I wondered how happily married Jessica Rabbit is ===HERO __________________ Go Green Machine My Facebook -My Tumblr - My Art - Figured 0ut - My Awesome Instagram

10-30-2008, 06:07 PM	#38
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Fairly...She and Roger have been through a lot and always reconcile. Sorry. Hero. __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656

10-30-2008, 06:20 PM	#40
Jester Rat-faced Dude-guy Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Arkansas Posts: 26,301	Well he is an anthropomorphic rabbit, and rabbits are known for one thing... __________________ "Clearly, you're Ninja Turtling incorrectly." - Leo656