The Turtle Nut Statue

Canadian Turtle · 12-01-2008, 10:05 PM

So the other day was my birthday and the family was at a good old fashioned local craft and collectable show. The sad part was being in a rural area the toy hall was ALLLL tractors and trucks. But there was one guy with a few turtles in a tray under the table who said he grabs them when ever he sees them because they sell...

Anyways not the point. So in the Craft hall we come across a table with all these crafts made from nuts. All of them had some sort of small toy a nut with a face and a plaque stating what kind of nut you were. My mom says "oh I bet you'll find a turtle in here!... oh theres one!" hahaha so she bought it for me and later I realized what is was. This person has glued a Muta Force Mike to it. Sort of funny and very fitting!

*Ninjinister* · 12-01-2008, 10:19 PM

Now the question is, how much does the nut look like you? 'Cause a little bit more hair and a beard, and it would bear an uncanny resemblance to myself....

Archon_Turtle · 12-02-2008, 03:05 AM

and what did this fine piece of art cost your mother?

Canadian Turtle · 12-02-2008, 09:11 AM

^ hahaha I strongly suggested he not buy it as it is some art! but it was a mind blowing $5.95 or something... which I justify by stating that the little figure sells for $6 alone on finestuff.

^^ Actually it does look like me as well! So its not to far off. Just the most cheesy tacky thing ever and I love it!

Type 97 Chi-ha · 12-02-2008, 09:37 AM

You should get one with Nightwatcher on it, and send that to Nightwatchersonlygirl!

Archon_Turtle · 12-02-2008, 01:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Type 97 Chi-ha

You should get one with Nightwatcher on it, and send that to Nightwatchersonlygirl!

speaking that name is now punishable by death.

*cowabunga14* · 12-02-2008, 07:32 PM

Well, that's rather quaint. I can see why you wouldn't wanna let it go.

Type 97 Chi-ha · 12-05-2008, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Archon_Turtle

speaking that name is now punishable by death.

Not since they let her back in.

Canadian Turtle · 12-06-2008, 03:56 PM

Wait what? She was gone? So what now that name has been changed? Or am I confused? I am Confused....

*Buslady* · 12-06-2008, 05:02 PM

that nut thing is tacky but cyoot!

**Krang** · 12-07-2008, 02:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Type 97 Chi-ha

Not since they let her back in.

It was a one week temp ban.

12-01-2008, 10:05 PM	#1
Canadian Turtle Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Small town Ontario, West of Toronto Posts: 1,257	The Turtle Nut Statue So the other day was my birthday and the family was at a good old fashioned local craft and collectable show. The sad part was being in a rural area the toy hall was ALLLL tractors and trucks. But there was one guy with a few turtles in a tray under the table who said he grabs them when ever he sees them because they sell... Anyways not the point. So in the Craft hall we come across a table with all these crafts made from nuts. All of them had some sort of small toy a nut with a face and a plaque stating what kind of nut you were. My mom says "oh I bet you'll find a turtle in here!... oh theres one!" hahaha so she bought it for me and later I realized what is was. This person has glued a Muta Force Mike to it. Sort of funny and very fitting! __________________ The Doc: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Turtl..._type=bookmark Business: www.iproductionsonline.com

12-01-2008, 10:19 PM	#2
Ninjinister 無問題 Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Moesko Island, WA Posts: 14,348	Now the question is, how much does the nut look like you? 'Cause a little bit more hair and a beard, and it would bear an uncanny resemblance to myself.... __________________

12-02-2008, 09:11 AM	#4
Canadian Turtle Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Small town Ontario, West of Toronto Posts: 1,257	^ hahaha I strongly suggested he not buy it as it is some art! but it was a mind blowing $5.95 or something... which I justify by stating that the little figure sells for $6 alone on finestuff. ^^ Actually it does look like me as well! So its not to far off. Just the most cheesy tacky thing ever and I love it! __________________ The Doc: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Turtl..._type=bookmark Business: www.iproductionsonline.com

12-02-2008, 07:32 PM	#7
cowabunga14 Lover of Weird Things Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: CA Posts: 4,014	Well, that's rather quaint. I can see why you wouldn't wanna let it go. __________________ How can something so beautiful shine on something so dreadful?

12-06-2008, 03:56 PM	#9
Canadian Turtle Mad Scientist Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Small town Ontario, West of Toronto Posts: 1,257	Wait what? She was gone? So what now that name has been changed? Or am I confused? I am Confused.... __________________ The Doc: https://www.facebook.com/pages/Turtl..._type=bookmark Business: www.iproductionsonline.com

12-02-2008, 03:05 AM	#3
Archon_Turtle I'm SUPER into myself Join Date: May 2004 Location: California Posts: 4,667	and what did this fine piece of art cost your mother?

12-02-2008, 09:37 AM	#5
Type 97 Chi-ha Mad Scientist Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Brookfield, IL Posts: 1,333	You should get one with Nightwatcher on it, and send that to Nightwatchersonlygirl!

12-06-2008, 05:02 PM	#10
Buslady WingsOfDarkness! Perkele! Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In 7803... Posts: 4,366	that nut thing is tacky but cyoot! __________________