what the turtles weapons say about their...masculinity? - Page 2

*Ninjinister* · 12-10-2008, 03:24 PM

Ya beat me to it, Evenstar. Although my sources would have likely been different from yours, I was going to say more or less the same thing.

*Sewer Bull* · 12-11-2008, 04:23 PM

Wow, a descriptive discussion about imaginative characters' **** sizes.

How fancy.

cup-mikey-gertha · 12-11-2008, 04:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Evenstar227

the Turtles' equipment

LOL.

But kidding aside, why does Donnie's WOODEN bo doesn't get chopped whenever he uses them to block a Foot's sword? Anyone?

turkishproverb · 12-11-2008, 06:15 PM

Specially treated wood, good blocking technique?

Maybe luck?

cup-mikey-gertha · 12-11-2008, 06:41 PM

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Originally Posted by turkishproverb

Specially treated wood, good blocking technique?

Maybe luck?

Or some mind boggling chakra perhaps? Remember the Hunted NT ep? (had to change my signature for this one

) That WOODEN bo staff bended what? 45%? And returned to normal "straightness".

Type 97 Chi-ha · 12-11-2008, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by smile_seta

LOL.

But kidding aside, why does Donnie's WOODEN bo doesn't get chopped whenever he uses them to block a Foot's sword? Anyone?

I don't believe a sword can just chop through wood in one stroke, unless the wood were thin or brittle. No axe can cut down a tree in one chop, after all.

cup-mikey-gertha · 12-11-2008, 06:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Type 97 Chi-ha

I don't believe a sword can just chop through wood in one stroke, unless the wood were thin or brittle. No axe can cut down a tree in one chop, after all.

Ah, my fellow Turtle enthusiast. You should watch more Rurouni Kenshin episodes/OAVs (loosely English "translated" as Samurai X) and other samurai/sword related media.

*Sewer Bull* · 12-12-2008, 12:34 AM

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Originally Posted by smile_seta

LOL.

But kidding aside, why does Donnie's WOODEN bo doesn't get chopped whenever he uses them to block a Foot's sword? Anyone?

Didn't it get chopped pretty often in the old show? I think it was one of the running gags there.

Tomoshibi Amatsu · 12-12-2008, 12:38 AM

So are we supposed to use their weapons to make penis jokes or something?

Honestly though I never really thought about how their weapons relate to their masculinity. I mean it's not really something I think about.

*Sewer Bull* · 12-12-2008, 12:52 AM

Don't worry, it's not really something people think about in general.

turkishproverb · 12-12-2008, 01:41 AM

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Originally Posted by smile_seta

Ah, my fellow Turtle enthusiast. You should watch more Rurouni Kenshin episodes/OAVs (loosely English "translated" as Samurai X) and other samurai/sword related media.

....

Your a kenshin fan too?

Tomoshibi Amatsu · 12-12-2008, 02:18 AM

I also happen to like Rurouni Kenshin as well.

NameGoesHere1066 · 12-15-2008, 03:10 AM

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Originally Posted by Tomoshibi Amatsu

So are we supposed to use their weapons to make penis jokes or something?

Honestly though I never really thought about how their weapons relate to their masculinity. I mean it's not really something I think about.

this seems to be a psudo pyscho analasis about how the turtles weapons shapped their selves as men. Not an excuse to make penis jokes, that little deviant art comics strip was pretty mild. I don't see why any one should ask for a mod intervention.

*Andrew NDB* · 03-09-2018, 04:24 PM

I wonder what their new weapons say about their masculinity, in "Rise of the TMNT."

*Prowler* · 03-09-2018, 04:27 PM

Digging up old af threads, Andrew? You're neither CyberCubed nor papenbrook.

*FredWolfLeonardo* · 03-09-2018, 04:39 PM

This thread actually exists? God help us.

*neatoman* · 03-09-2018, 04:59 PM

What do the weapons say about their masculinity? Well, they're all phallic symbols for one.

*Prowler* · 03-09-2018, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by neatoman

What do the weapons say about their masculinity? Well, they're all phallic symbols for one.

Lots of weapons are phallic, I suppose. Since you're a Swede, do you find the Mjöllnir/Thor Hammer to be phallic in appearance?

*neatoman* · 03-09-2018, 05:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Prowler

Lots of weapons are phallic, I suppose. Since you're a Swede, do you find the Mjöllnir/Thor Hammer to be phallic in appearance?

I studied old norse religion at Stockholm University. Yes, Mjölner is likely a phallic metaphor. Not only is that a funny interpretation, I know for a fact that it's an accepted theory amongst scholars.

*Prowler* · 03-09-2018, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by neatoman

I studied old norse religion at Stockholm University. Yes, Mjölner is likely a phallic metaphor. Not only is that a funny interpretation, I know for a fact that it's an accepted theory amongst scholars.

I mean, it's rather obvious. Who can blame them

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Tomoshibi Amatsu Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Pennsylvaina Posts: 275	So are we supposed to use their weapons to make penis jokes or something? Honestly though I never really thought about how their weapons relate to their masculinity. I mean it's not really something I think about. __________________

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Sewer Bull Devil's Advocate Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 4,768	Don't worry, it's not really something people think about in general. __________________ Soooo... THIS* is how you spend your free time now?!*

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