The Dark Knight Rises - Page 10

**Jester** · 05-25-2011, 08:25 AM

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Originally Posted by XERO

You're kidding, right?

I mean, I know he skated around in Batman & Robin, but that's a little silly.

Here you go, Benny...er...XERO.

*XERO* · 05-25-2011, 09:39 AM

I think my brain just puked out a few billion neurons.

*Cure* · 05-25-2011, 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Kiwamu The Kappa

Still beats the bat-credit card, bat-nipples and bat-cod pieces

No, it doesn't. At least that stuff was funny.

*Turo602* · 05-25-2011, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Cure

No, it doesn't. At least that stuff was funny.

Yeah, those movies were not to be taken that seriously. I still enjoyed them aside from the little things.

*Slap-Happy* · 05-25-2011, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by Jester

Here you go, Benny...er...XERO.

All of those are terrible ideas.

Specifically that Jack Black Green Lantern script.

They literally show the ring passing over a soldier risking his life to carry his friend out of rubble, a legless climber fighting for his life on a mountain, and a nurse in Africa fighting off dogs to help a pregnant woman... Only to choose Jack Black's character for "fearlessly" eating a animal carcass on a fear factor type show.

The Green Lantern is a comic in this universe

Jud (Jack Black) creates a small female green elf, which his best friend ends up having sex with.

An asteroid called the Pikachu asteroid is hurtling towards earth, and the way Jud saves the planet from it is by making a construct of Superman, and making it fly around the earth, turning it backwards, makin the asteroid get farther away as they go back in time.

Jud takes Killowog to earth where he proceeds to get Killowog drunk

Sinestro is defeated by him slamming into a silo, yellow grain spills onto him, making yellow baby chicks go to him. Yes. That is how he is defeated.

Also, this is a minor nitpick, but Smigel spells Tomar-Re as Toma-Re.

*ToTheNines* · 06-16-2011, 04:47 PM

Spoiler:

You know what? I think this is gonna be a great movie, but the general public is going to hate it. I personally love Batman Begins just as much, if not more, than The Dark Knight, so I'm pumped about this. However, there are a LOT of people who haven't seen Begins, and a good handful don't even know it exists.

*AT-Man* · 06-16-2011, 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by ToTheNines

Spoiler:

Despite the spoiler tags, you could have said DON'T READ THIS!!!!! Like they say in that link.

*ToTheNines* · 06-16-2011, 08:30 PM

Piss off. If I didn't want anyone to read it, I wouldn't have posted it.

I was courteous enough to use the spoiler tags, and that's that. People are either spoiler readers or spoiler dodgers. Get over it.

Anyways, here's another. ABSOLUTELY DON'T EVER READ THIS SPOILER IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS.

Spoiler:

*AT-Man* · 06-16-2011, 08:40 PM

Now you're just being unnecessarily rude. I should have realized that text in spoiler tags could actually involve spoilers about the movie, now I do and I won't click on them ever again.

*ToTheNines* · 06-16-2011, 08:41 PM

Dude.... what else would I have put in spoiler tags?

**Jester** · 06-16-2011, 08:57 PM

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Originally Posted by ToTheNines

Dude.... what else would I have put in spoiler tags?

Spoilers about your favorite kind of cheese?

*Redeemer* · 06-17-2011, 01:52 PM

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Originally Posted by ToTheNines

Dude.... what else would I have put in spoiler tags?

"Attention retards, dont read this as it may ruin ur experience!!Read at ur own risk!!"

*Turo602* · 06-17-2011, 01:58 PM

The only reason IGN made a big deal over the spoiler was because some crybabies complained because they chose to see a Spider-Man Edge of Time spoiler after it was stated. But if something says spoiler then don't click on it if you're going to complain about something being spoiled.

*Andrew NDB* · 06-17-2011, 02:10 PM

I don't get why Neeson is a spoiler -- we already knew that his character was going to be in it when they announced that dude playing "Young Ra's al Ghul." That Neeson is reprising the role for a minute is just news, not a spoiler (especially since we don't know the context of if he's just in it for flashbacks, or in the post-Batman Begins present).

Leogeddon · 06-23-2011, 10:49 PM

I am definitely looking forward to this movie, I don't think they will have enough time to have even a hint of a love interest in Catwoman with all the crazy stuff going on at once since it's gotta end the trilogy (or did he change his mind), it's less chances of loose ends. But who knows, I wouldn't doubt it since Rachael's little spill back there in TDK. Don't forget the power of that letter they put in towards the last 1/4 of the movie.

*ToTheNines* · 07-08-2011, 04:41 PM

Teaser trailer next week.

*Raph's Girl* · 07-08-2011, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by ToTheNines

Teaser trailer next week.

Yep. It's attached to Harry Potter

deadpoolRKO · 07-09-2011, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Raph's Girl

Yep. It's attached to Harry Potter

sweeet. another reason to see that movie

*ToTheNines* · 07-09-2011, 02:11 PM

I bet it sucks kinda like the teaser for The Dark Knight did, but we did get to hear Ledger's Joker, and I really want to hear what kind of accent Tom Hardy speaks with as Bane, so I'm pumped that portion of it at least.

**Venom** · 07-09-2011, 05:18 PM

Without reading too many pages, I still think the title is lazy. "The Caped Crusader" should have been the next logical name in the sequence.

05-25-2011, 09:39 AM	#182
XERO Hybrid Theorist Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Alamo City Posts: 8,185	I think my brain just puked out a few billion neurons. __________________ "Travel at the speed of light... then hit the nitro!"

06-16-2011, 04:47 PM	#186
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,366	Spoiler: http://movies.ign.com/articles/117/1176577p1.html Liam Neeson reprises his role as The Head of The Demon. You know what? I think this is gonna be a great movie, but the general public is going to hate it. I personally love Batman Begins just as much, if not more, than The Dark Knight, so I'm pumped about this. However, there are a LOT of people who haven't seen Begins, and a good handful don't even know it exists.

06-16-2011, 08:40 PM	#189
AT-Man I SEEN IT Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: FIN Posts: 2,206	Now you're just being unnecessarily rude. I should have realized that text in spoiler tags could actually involve spoilers about the movie, now I do and I won't click on them ever again. __________________ Through the Golden Door

06-17-2011, 01:58 PM	#193
Turo602 The King of Kings Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Chicago Illinois Posts: 2,931	The only reason IGN made a big deal over the spoiler was because some crybabies complained because they chose to see a Spider-Man Edge of Time spoiler after it was stated. But if something says spoiler then don't click on it if you're going to complain about something being spoiled. __________________

06-17-2011, 02:10 PM	#194
Andrew NDB Weed Whacker Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Auburn, WA Posts: 34,560	I don't get why Neeson is a spoiler -- we already knew that his character was going to be in it when they announced that dude playing "Young Ra's al Ghul." That Neeson is reprising the role for a minute is just news, not a spoiler (especially since we don't know the context of if he's just in it for flashbacks, or in the post-Batman Begins present). __________________ [ ODYSSEY \| ORIGIN \| THE IMAGE/VOL. 3 CONCLUSION \| THE SHELLSHOCKED PODCAST \| ON FACEBOOK ]

06-16-2011, 08:30 PM	#188
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,366	Piss off. If I didn't want anyone to read it, I wouldn't have posted it. I was courteous enough to use the spoiler tags, and that's that. People are either spoiler readers or spoiler dodgers. Get over it. Anyways, here's another. ABSOLUTELY DON'T EVER READ THIS SPOILER IF YOU DON'T LIKE SPOILERS. Spoiler:

06-16-2011, 08:41 PM	#190
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,366	Dude.... what else would I have put in spoiler tags?

06-23-2011, 10:49 PM	#195
Leogeddon Stone Warrior Join Date: May 2007 Location: Atlanta Posts: 502	I am definitely looking forward to this movie, I don't think they will have enough time to have even a hint of a love interest in Catwoman with all the crazy stuff going on at once since it's gotta end the trilogy (or did he change his mind), it's less chances of loose ends. But who knows, I wouldn't doubt it since Rachael's little spill back there in TDK. Don't forget the power of that letter they put in towards the last 1/4 of the movie. __________________ Click me for group discussion!

07-08-2011, 04:41 PM	#196
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,366	Teaser trailer next week.

07-09-2011, 02:11 PM	#199
ToTheNines Col. Stinkmeaner Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts: 19,366	I bet it sucks kinda like the teaser for The Dark Knight did, but we did get to hear Ledger's Joker, and I really want to hear what kind of accent Tom Hardy speaks with as Bane, so I'm pumped that portion of it at least.

07-09-2011, 05:18 PM	#200
Venom Space Knight Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Colorado Posts: 3,637	Without reading too many pages, I still think the title is lazy. "The Caped Crusader" should have been the next logical name in the sequence. __________________