Growing up in a glass bowl...... - Page 13

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 08:36 PM

Don-clone:*picks up syringe and eyes Machias* Uh huh. Okay, I think you need another talk with Splinter.

Raph-clone:*pulls Kali up off azure* What are you doing?

Being drunk.

Raph-clone:*blinks*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 08:42 PM

NO! Not again! He'll do the boot to the head, or some sort of punishment thingie!

*grabs Raph's leg*
Dont let them take me to Splinter!!!

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 08:44 PM

Raph-clone:*tries to shake Machias off his leg* Will you COOL IT!? *looks at the drunk Kali* I kinda like her like this.

Don-clone:*sigh* We can't just let her get away with this.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 08:50 PM

Help me Raph and i'll do whatever you want!

*looks at Don-clone* Why do you want to put me through Splinter's disciplinary stuff?! I never did anything to you?!
*Thinks for a second*
Oh wait...nevermind...

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 08:54 PM

Don-clone:*crosses his arms* Look, it's nothing personal. You got yourself into this mess.

Raph-clone:*inspecting Kali's outfit* Hey, is this real leather?

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 08:59 PM

*looks to Kali*
How did he get all authoritative all of a sudden?
*looks up to Don-clone*
Please, i've almost crossed the line enough to end up getting into a LOT of trouble with Splinter. This will be like jumping over the line and stomping on it! Please don't say anything!
*desperate look in her eyes*
_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-03 22:07 ]

[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-03 22:09 ]

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 09:18 PM

*squints at Machias* Hey... have you been cloning again? *continues dancing around*

Don-clone: Okay, I won't tell, IF you can find a way to get both of them back to normal before Splinter finds out.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 09:20 PM

I have not been doing any cloning!
*looks at Don*
I dont know... the stuff i used said 100 proof. will that cause a problem? I dont know much about alcohol...
hmmm... Oh let's try this!
*makes coffee, accidently puts salt in coffee instead of sugar*
Here, try this!
_________________
Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.

[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-03 22:27 ]

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 09:32 PM

*Don-clone hands coffee to Kali*
I don't drink coffee. *pushes it away*

Don-clone: Just drink it, okay?

Fine. *drinks the coffee, than spits it out* Ack! Bleh! *passes out again*

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 09:34 PM

*looks at labels*
oops. that was salt not suger...um, how about this!

*takes Azure's and Kali's hand and put them in bucket of warm water*

My brother says this works for drunks. Sometimes i wonder if he's doing something to trick me...

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 09:36 PM

Don-clone:*quickly pulls their hands out of the water* No, we do NOT want to do that!

Raph-clone:*chuckles* Hey, put the blue hand back in.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 09:41 PM

um... shoot i dont know of anything else...
*checks watch*
EEK! i got ten minutes before Splinter gets here! i hope he doesnt arrive early!

*proceeds to sit Kali's unconscious body against a rock, and tossing cold water on her*

dang it, cmon Kali! *checks watch, gets nervous and starts throwing water faster and faster until Kali is completely soaked*

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 09:44 PM

Raph-clone:*blinks* Yowza!

Don-clone:*covers his eyes* Okay, Machias, just stop, okay?

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 09:46 PM

Ohh *jumps up and down nervously* that makes it look even WORSE!

What do i do??? Wheres a rock to crawl under when you need one?

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 09:50 PM

Don-clone:*grabs Machias' shoulders and shakes her* Calm down! First, get a blanket for Kali.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 09:54 PM

*stops jumping and runs off*
blanket blanket need a blanket...
*searches forum*
HEY ANYONE! GOT A BLANKET?!
ANYONE: NO!!!!
*cringe* okay, okay...
*sees figure in the distance*
Shlotzsky's!!!! He's coming!!!
*runs back to DonClone, who is waiting impatiently, and Raph who is gawking at Kali in her wet state*

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 10:00 PM

Don-clone:*rubs his temples* Okay. Raph, get Kali out of here.

Raph-clone:*snaps out of it* Huh? Oh, yeah, sure. *picks up Kali and carries her off, chuckling to himself*

Don-clone: You're on your own now.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 10:00 PM

*grabs Don's arm*

NO, dont leave me like this!!!

**Kali** · 03-03-2002, 10:02 PM

Don-clone: Hey, you got yourself into this mess. We tried to help you out, but there's no way I'm gonna risk getting in trouble, too.

**Machias Banshee** · 03-03-2002, 10:05 PM

He wont get mad at you guys, he'll get mad at ME!!!

~dumDumDUUUMMMM!!!~

I gotta hide!

*tries desperately to find a hiding place, but follows Raph and Kali, hoping to escape Don As Well as Splinter*

03-03-2002, 08:59 PM	#246
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	looks to Kali How did he get all authoritative all of a sudden? looks up to Don-clone Please, i've almost crossed the line enough to end up getting into a LOT of trouble with Splinter. This will be like jumping over the line and stomping on it! Please don't say anything! desperate look in her eyes _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-03 22:07 ]</font> <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-03 22:09 ]</font>

03-03-2002, 09:20 PM	#248
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	I have not been doing any cloning! looks at Don I dont know... the stuff i used said 100 proof. will that cause a problem? I dont know much about alcohol... hmmm... Oh let's try this! makes coffee, accidently puts salt in coffee instead of sugar Here, try this! _________________ Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. <font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: Machias Banshee on 2002-03-03 22:27 ]</font>

03-03-2002, 08:36 PM	#241
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Don-clone:picks up syringe and eyes Machias Uh huh. Okay, I think you need another talk with Splinter. Raph-clone:pulls Kali up off azure What are you doing? Being drunk. Raph-clone:blinks

03-03-2002, 08:42 PM	#242
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	NO! Not again! He'll do the boot to the head, or some sort of punishment thingie! grabs Raph's leg Dont let them take me to Splinter!!!

03-03-2002, 08:44 PM	#243
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raph-clone:tries to shake Machias off his leg Will you COOL IT!? looks at the drunk Kali I kinda like her like this. Don-clone:sigh We can't just let her get away with this.

03-03-2002, 08:50 PM	#244
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Help me Raph and i'll do whatever you want! looks at Don-clone Why do you want to put me through Splinter's disciplinary stuff?! I never did anything to you?! Thinks for a second Oh wait...nevermind...

03-03-2002, 08:54 PM	#245
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Don-clone:crosses his arms Look, it's nothing personal. You got yourself into this mess. Raph-clone:inspecting Kali's outfit Hey, is this real leather?

03-03-2002, 09:18 PM	#247
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	squints at Machias Hey... have you been cloning again? continues dancing around Don-clone: Okay, I won't tell, IF you can find a way to get both of them back to normal before Splinter finds out.

03-03-2002, 09:32 PM	#249
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Don-clone hands coffee to Kali I don't drink coffee. pushes it away Don-clone: Just drink it, okay? Fine. drinks the coffee, than spits it out Ack! Bleh! passes out again

03-03-2002, 09:34 PM	#250
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	looks at labels oops. that was salt not suger...um, how about this! takes Azure's and Kali's hand and put them in bucket of warm water My brother says this works for drunks. Sometimes i wonder if he's doing something to trick me...

03-03-2002, 09:36 PM	#251
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Don-clone:quickly pulls their hands out of the water No, we do NOT want to do that! Raph-clone:chuckles Hey, put the blue hand back in.

03-03-2002, 09:41 PM	#252
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	um... shoot i dont know of anything else... checks watch EEK! i got ten minutes before Splinter gets here! i hope he doesnt arrive early! proceeds to sit Kali's unconscious body against a rock, and tossing cold water on her dang it, cmon Kali! checks watch, gets nervous and starts throwing water faster and faster until Kali is completely soaked

03-03-2002, 09:44 PM	#253
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Raph-clone:blinks Yowza! Don-clone:covers his eyes Okay, Machias, just stop, okay?

03-03-2002, 09:46 PM	#254
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Ohh jumps up and down nervously that makes it look even WORSE! What do i do??? Wheres a rock to crawl under when you need one?

03-03-2002, 09:50 PM	#255
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Don-clone:grabs Machias' shoulders and shakes her Calm down! First, get a blanket for Kali.

03-03-2002, 09:54 PM	#256
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	stops jumping and runs off blanket blanket need a blanket... searches forum HEY ANYONE! GOT A BLANKET?! ANYONE: NO!!!! cringe okay, okay... sees figure in the distance Shlotzsky's!!!! He's coming!!! runs back to DonClone, who is waiting impatiently, and Raph who is gawking at Kali in her wet state

03-03-2002, 10:00 PM	#257
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Don-clone:rubs his temples Okay. Raph, get Kali out of here. Raph-clone:snaps out of it Huh? Oh, yeah, sure. picks up Kali and carries her off, chuckling to himself Don-clone: You're on your own now.

03-03-2002, 10:00 PM	#258
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	grabs Don's arm NO, dont leave me like this!!!

03-03-2002, 10:02 PM	#259
Kali Inactive Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: California! Posts: 11,101	Don-clone: Hey, you got yourself into this mess. We tried to help you out, but there's no way I'm gonna risk getting in trouble, too.

03-03-2002, 10:05 PM	#260
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	He wont get mad at you guys, he'll get mad at ME!!! ~dumDumDUUUMMMM!!!~ I gotta hide! tries desperately to find a hiding place, but follows Raph and Kali, hoping to escape Don As Well as Splinter