Got Life?

*Voltron* · 03-22-2003, 02:11 PM

I've been yelled at numerous times for my beliefs in this forum. Everytime I say something is "ass crap" or "stupid" then I get a barage of responses of all sorts of people degrading me. I posted one in "Ed Edd and Eddy Fans" where I said that show and numerous other things in this world should be burned to hell.

By now I realize I'm not getting anywhere by shouting this and should stop talking all together. "Then why keep talking asshole?", is your question I know (I read minds).

THE FOLLOWING IS IMPORTANT:

I say things like that because I know someone out there is willing to fight to defend the honor of such ****** ass products as

Ed Edd and Eddy
Spongebob Squarepants
Babylon 5
Star Trek Voyager
Star Trek Deep Space 9
Star Trek Enterprise
Star Wars the Expanded Universe
Cadillacs and Dinosaurs
Robo Cop
Superman
Aquaman
Boy Bands
Sluts like Brittany Speares
North Korea
Hello Kitty
East German Swim Teams
Frappucino
Bill Gates
Communism
Stupid people
Stupid Anime
Stupidity in General
Things that don't concern you
The List goes on...

The point is, if I put a thread up here about "Who would win in a war: Care Bears or Gummy Bears?" I would bet money that it would get out of hand and be locked down. I swear, people in here are so serious. No one cares what anybody thinks.

I'm a monster asshole. I know. Make fun of me. But do so and be warned that you are proving my point that nobody cares what people on a Ninja Turtle forum think. We have a damn topic on religion! RELIGION! What Religion are the turtles huh? I bet they are Neo-Catholics.

I'll also bet money that my name is mentioned on someone's blogging site. In fact, I hope it does. Because everybody knows that all intellectuals have blogging sites and the whole world absorbs their genius!

Why do I post horrible or half assed things in this forum? Because I'm ever so entertained by everyone coming up to me and saying "Hey, you so stupid" or "No, Leonardo shouldn't stab things" or "Raph shouldn't hurt girl scouts" or "Guitars shouldn't be wailing constantly" or "Iraq hasn't done anything wrong" or "I'm a total idiot now listen why I don't think I am."

SO NEXT TIME I SAY SOMETHING AND YOU FEEL THE URGE TO GIVE ME HELL BECAUSE YOU IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM FEEL THE NEED TO SPREAD YOUR INFECTIOUS STUPIDITY TO OTHER PEOPLE, STOP, THINK, AND REMEMBER NO ONE CARES.

Oh, and I do realize that I give no legitimate reason for anything and everything because my only legitimate reason is that whom so ever gives me a response telling me I'm an idiot is the legitimate reason. And that using the title "Got Life" also applies to me. And that no one cares what I think either. Just thought I'd save everyone the trouble.

So until I see everyone again! Toodles!

View Poll Results: Who would win a war?
Care Bears	9	47.37%
Gummy Bears	10	52.63%
Voters: 19. You may not vote on this poll

03-22-2003, 02:11 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Got Life? I've been yelled at numerous times for my beliefs in this forum. Everytime I say something is "ass crap" or "stupid" then I get a barage of responses of all sorts of people degrading me. I posted one in "Ed Edd and Eddy Fans" where I said that show and numerous other things in this world should be burned to hell. By now I realize I'm not getting anywhere by shouting this and should stop talking all together. "Then why keep talking asshole?", is your question I know (I read minds). THE FOLLOWING IS IMPORTANT: I say things like that because I know someone out there is willing to fight to defend the honor of such ****** ass products as Ed Edd and Eddy Spongebob Squarepants Babylon 5 Star Trek Voyager Star Trek Deep Space 9 Star Trek Enterprise Star Wars the Expanded Universe Cadillacs and Dinosaurs Robo Cop Superman Aquaman Boy Bands Sluts like Brittany Speares North Korea Hello Kitty East German Swim Teams Frappucino Bill Gates Communism Stupid people Stupid Anime Stupidity in General Things that don't concern you The List goes on... The point is, if I put a thread up here about "Who would win in a war: Care Bears or Gummy Bears?" I would bet money that it would get out of hand and be locked down. I swear, people in here are so serious. No one cares what anybody thinks. I'm a monster asshole. I know. Make fun of me. But do so and be warned that you are proving my point that nobody cares what people on a Ninja Turtle forum think. We have a damn topic on religion! RELIGION! What Religion are the turtles huh? I bet they are Neo-Catholics. I'll also bet money that my name is mentioned on someone's blogging site. In fact, I hope it does. Because everybody knows that all intellectuals have blogging sites and the whole world absorbs their genius! Why do I post horrible or half assed things in this forum? Because I'm ever so entertained by everyone coming up to me and saying "Hey, you so stupid" or "No, Leonardo shouldn't stab things" or "Raph shouldn't hurt girl scouts" or "Guitars shouldn't be wailing constantly" or "Iraq hasn't done anything wrong" or "I'm a total idiot now listen why I don't think I am." SO NEXT TIME I SAY SOMETHING AND YOU FEEL THE URGE TO GIVE ME HELL BECAUSE YOU IN YOUR INFINITE WISDOM FEEL THE NEED TO SPREAD YOUR INFECTIOUS STUPIDITY TO OTHER PEOPLE, STOP, THINK, AND REMEMBER NO ONE CARES. Oh, and I do realize that I give no legitimate reason for anything and everything because my only legitimate reason is that whom so ever gives me a response telling me I'm an idiot is the legitimate reason. And that using the title "Got Life" also applies to me. And that no one cares what I think either. Just thought I'd save everyone the trouble. So until I see everyone again! Toodles!