Official Episode Discussion: S2 #5 "Mikey gets Shellacne"

**Machias Banshee** · 11-14-2013, 10:30 PM

And now, a word from your friendly neighborhood Sensei...

Hello boys and girls,
Today we're going to talk about something very important - something that impacts all young mutants as they approach adult hood.

When a boy mutant and a jar of mutagen meet, strange feelings can emerge from deep within. Confusion... curiosity... the insatiable desire to open the jar. In Michelangelo's case, maybe even eat the contents...

But wait! You do not know who's jar that is... and you do not know where that mutagen has been. You cannot simply open every jar that you come across - not only is it dangerous, but its just so darn impolite.

Playing with your jar of mutagen can sometimes be awkward - others might think there is something wrong with you. You may get picked on by your peers. And playing with your mutagen is especially dangerous as you go through the difficult stage of puberty.

Nothing is more dangerous than raging hormones combined with the volatile properties of alien-made, inter-dimensional monster-inducing mutagenic ooze. It only makes small problems so much worse... discolored skin, excess body hair, or acne that could colonize a small village.
But as long as you're careful - and use protection - you and your mutagen can go a long way into discovering a wonderful new part of your mutant life.

So think With your dipstick, not Like a dipstick!

If your mind wasn't already in the gutter at any point reading this... just read the title of the pictures.

Stay Tuned!!

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11-14-2013, 10:30 PM	#1
Machias Banshee Super Moderator Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 17,163	Official Episode Discussion: S2 #5 "Mikey gets Shellacne" And now, a word from your friendly neighborhood Sensei... Hello boys and girls, Today we're going to talk about something very important - something that impacts all young mutants as they approach adult hood. When a boy mutant and a jar of mutagen meet, strange feelings can emerge from deep within. Confusion... curiosity... the insatiable desire to open the jar. In Michelangelo's case, maybe even eat the contents... But wait! You do not know who's jar that is... and you do not know where that mutagen has been. You cannot simply open every jar that you come across - not only is it dangerous, but its just so darn impolite. Playing with your jar of mutagen can sometimes be awkward - others might think there is something wrong with you. You may get picked on by your peers. And playing with your mutagen is especially dangerous as you go through the difficult stage of puberty. Nothing is more dangerous than raging hormones combined with the volatile properties of alien-made, inter-dimensional monster-inducing mutagenic ooze. It only makes small problems so much worse... discolored skin, excess body hair, or acne that could colonize a small village. But as long as you're careful - and use protection - you and your mutagen can go a long way into discovering a wonderful new part of your mutant life. So think With your dipstick, not Like a dipstick! If your mind wasn't already in the gutter at any point reading this... just read the title of the pictures. Stay Tuned!!