"Special Superman"!

*Tetsu Deinonychus* · 04-23-2003, 12:12 AM

I have a running gag, called "special Superman", featuring an alternate version of Superman that has no powers. He wears a muu-muu(under which he wears nothing), and a sombrero! He is armed with a crowbar (to hit his enemies with), and a plunger (to sexually molest random men and women with). He also claims to be Jane Fonda!
Anyway, Me and all my friends like to pretend that this is the "main Superman", and the traditional one is the alternate version refered to as "that other Superman". The fun part is when someone not in on the joke starts talking about Superman, we talk about "Special Superman". The look of confusion is priceless!!! Especially, when we say "Oh, you meant That other Superman".

Sample Conversation:
Victum: Did you see Superman yesterday?
Me: yeah, he was at the grocery store.
Victum: Grocery Strore? How can you see him in person? He's fictitious!!
My Friend #1: No he isn't! I've seen Him dozens of times! Crowbar and All!
My Friend #2: I steer clear of his Plunger though.
Victum: What?!
Me and My Friends: Yeah, Definately!
Me: I wish he'd wear something under that muu-muu.
Victum: What the hell are you talking about?!! I'm talking about the guy in the cape!
Me and my friends: Oooh, You mean that other Superman... OK!

This is followed by an explanation. Then the Victum's cries of "Eew, You guys are SICK!!!", being drowned out by non-stop laughter from Me and my crew.

You see How wonderful this can be?
Anyway, I've lost touch with all but one friend.(And, she doesn't do this)

And, I'd appreciate it If some of you would adopt this Gag. Try it on your friends. I look forward to the day when by some weird chance encounter I meet either one of you or a friend of yours (Either way I won't know), and I try to pull the "special Superman" gag only to have it pulled on me!

BTW there's a "Special Lex Luthor" to go with this routine. He's a guy who runs around naked at a train station with pantyhose on his head!

04-23-2003, 12:12 AM	#1
Tetsu Deinonychus The Iron Dinosaur Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Studio Snowlion HQ Posts: 3,021	"Special Superman"! I have a running gag, called "special Superman", featuring an alternate version of Superman that has no powers. He wears a muu-muu(under which he wears nothing), and a sombrero! He is armed with a crowbar (to hit his enemies with), and a plunger (to sexually molest random men and women with). He also claims to be Jane Fonda! Anyway, Me and all my friends like to pretend that this is the "main Superman", and the traditional one is the alternate version refered to as "that other Superman". The fun part is when someone not in on the joke starts talking about Superman, we talk about "Special Superman". The look of confusion is priceless!!! Especially, when we say "Oh, you meant That other Superman". Sample Conversation: Victum: Did you see Superman yesterday? Me: yeah, he was at the grocery store. Victum: Grocery Strore? How can you see him in person? He's fictitious!! My Friend #1: No he isn't! I've seen Him dozens of times! Crowbar and All! My Friend #2: I steer clear of his Plunger though. Victum: What?! Me and My Friends: Yeah, Definately! Me: I wish he'd wear something under that muu-muu. Victum: What the hell are you talking about?!! I'm talking about the guy in the cape! Me and my friends: Oooh, You mean that other Superman... OK! This is followed by an explanation. Then the Victum's cries of "Eew, You guys are SICK!!!", being drowned out by non-stop laughter from Me and my crew. You see How wonderful this can be? Anyway, I've lost touch with all but one friend.(And, she doesn't do this) And, I'd appreciate it If some of you would adopt this Gag. Try it on your friends. I look forward to the day when by some weird chance encounter I meet either one of you or a friend of yours (Either way I won't know), and I try to pull the "special Superman" gag only to have it pulled on me! BTW there's a "Special Lex Luthor" to go with this routine. He's a guy who runs around naked at a train station with pantyhose on his head! __________________ (Image hosting by Postimage.org) And here's a list of all my old wacky threads!