Florida and why I kicked it's ass.

*Voltron* · 05-04-2003, 12:23 AM

Our senior trip went to Florida this past week. It was incredible. My friends and I tore the place to hell and back with our extreme nerdism. We went to MGM one day at bought light sabers and dueled all day through the parks.
My friend wore a speedo to piss people off, because he's a little on the chunky side and wanted to show off his fabulous man boobs. We played video games in every arcade we could find. AND my friend Rhen has this thing where he loves Asian people,(and I mean LOVES them) and he counted how many he could find in Epcot and Magic Kingdom.
We also took pictures of us doing Street Fighter moves in animal kingdom. All in all we spent $750 to go on the trip, and $200 in arcades (we avoided as many rides as possible).
I also punched a kid in a wheel chair and got it on film. You guys totally missed out. OH! OH! OH! I bought a book on ninjas, and oh man does it ever kick ass.
We rode around Epcot on some blue line train thingy that takes you through space mountain and some store. Rhen kept shouting "GLOCKN' IT UP" and "I LOVE MASS MURDER JIGGA" for about 45 minutes. Eventually the stopped the ride and we all thought they were gonna call in a SWAT team to kick our asses. But in the end nobody minded Rhen's threats of mass murder and holocaust becauce he's just a nerd. Then he almost got killed by an Irish-Korean. It was damn near the funniest thing I ever saw.
Rhen called him a failure all day, and said he was a disgrace to Asia. The kid flipped out and picked Rhen up by his neck and almost popped his head off like a cork. It was so cool. You guys totally missed out. I gotta get the photos up here so you can see them.

05-04-2003, 12:23 AM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Florida and why I kicked it's ass. Our senior trip went to Florida this past week. It was incredible. My friends and I tore the place to hell and back with our extreme nerdism. We went to MGM one day at bought light sabers and dueled all day through the parks. My friend wore a speedo to piss people off, because he's a little on the chunky side and wanted to show off his fabulous man boobs. We played video games in every arcade we could find. AND my friend Rhen has this thing where he loves Asian people,(and I mean LOVES them) and he counted how many he could find in Epcot and Magic Kingdom. We also took pictures of us doing Street Fighter moves in animal kingdom. All in all we spent $750 to go on the trip, and $200 in arcades (we avoided as many rides as possible). I also punched a kid in a wheel chair and got it on film. You guys totally missed out. OH! OH! OH! I bought a book on ninjas, and oh man does it ever kick ass. We rode around Epcot on some blue line train thingy that takes you through space mountain and some store. Rhen kept shouting "GLOCKN' IT UP" and "I LOVE MASS MURDER JIGGA" for about 45 minutes. Eventually the stopped the ride and we all thought they were gonna call in a SWAT team to kick our asses. But in the end nobody minded Rhen's threats of mass murder and holocaust becauce he's just a nerd. Then he almost got killed by an Irish-Korean. It was damn near the funniest thing I ever saw. Rhen called him a failure all day, and said he was a disgrace to Asia. The kid flipped out and picked Rhen up by his neck and almost popped his head off like a cork. It was so cool. You guys totally missed out. I gotta get the photos up here so you can see them.