What the hell is wrong with Warner Brothers?

~~Leo656~~ · 06-21-2003, 10:28 PM

This might just be me needing to vent, but... why does Warner Brothers suck so bad?

I mean, they're making a new Superman movie that's coming out..... hopefully sometime before 2010. They're also making a new Batman movie that's coming out.... someday. Hopefully.

So why is it that the best actor they can come up with for either is Ashton f*cking Kutcher?!

I mean, WB was pushing hard for him to play Superman, but he turned it down. NOW they are dead-set on him being Batman. WHY? Can't they see that the guy not only CAN'T act, ISN'T funny, but has NONE of the qualities required for either character?

Does Marvel know something DC doesn't? Why is it that Marvel can hire a director, a scriptwriter, and a cast, and make a movie that takes characters I don't care about in the least (X-Men, Daredevil, The Hulk) and turns it into an enjoyable experience? And WHY is it that WB can take characters I care passionately about (Superman, Batman) and do everything in their power to SCREW THEM UP?

The rumors about Manson as Scarecrow were bad enough, but if f*cking Kelso plays Batman I will NOT see the movie, NOT buy the DVD and NOT watch it on cable unless forced to at gunpoint.

Keep an eye out for "Dude, Where's My Batcave?", apparently coming from WB some time within the next two years.

06-21-2003, 10:28 PM	#1
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	What the hell is wrong with Warner Brothers? This might just be me needing to vent, but... why does Warner Brothers suck so bad? I mean, they're making a new Superman movie that's coming out..... hopefully sometime before 2010. They're also making a new Batman movie that's coming out.... someday. Hopefully. So why is it that the best actor they can come up with for either is Ashton fcking Kutcher?! I mean, WB was pushing hard for him to play Superman, but he turned it down. NOW they are dead-set on him being Batman. WHY? Can't they see that the guy not only CAN'T act, ISN'T funny, but has NONE of the qualities required for either character? Does Marvel know something DC doesn't? Why is it that Marvel can hire a director, a scriptwriter, and a cast, and make a movie that takes characters I don't care about in the least (X-Men, Daredevil, The Hulk) and turns it into an enjoyable experience? And WHY is it that WB can take characters I care passionately about (Superman, Batman) and do everything in their power to SCREW THEM UP? The rumors about Manson as Scarecrow were bad enough, but if fcking Kelso plays Batman I will NOT see the movie, NOT buy the DVD and NOT watch it on cable unless forced to at gunpoint. Keep an eye out for "Dude, Where's My Batcave?", apparently coming from WB some time within the next two years.