The Thread-Test!

[TheShredder]

Use my thread-test to see how stupid topics are

Dear:

[ ] Clueless Newbie
[ ] Loser
[ ] AOLer
[ ] 12 year old
[ ] Troll
[ ] Pervert
[ ] Geek
[ ] Spammer
[ ] Wannabe
[ ] Asskisser
[ ] l337 d00d
[ ] Flamer
[ ] Whiner
[ ] Kid in need of attention
[ ] Homosexuel
[ ] Retarded
[ ] Eternal Newbie
[ ] Pro
[ ] Moron
[ ] Reject
[ ] Other:

You Are Being Flamed Because

[ ] You posted a PC vs Mac thread
[ ] You continued a long, stupid thread
[ ] You committed crimes against pork biproducts
[ ] You posted a "YOU ALL SUCK" message
[ ] You haven't read the FAQ
[ ] You don't know which forum to post in
[ ] You just plain suck
[ ] You posted false information
[ ] You posted something totally uninteresting
[ ] You doubleposted
[ ] YOU POSTED A MESSAGE ALL WRITTEN IN CAPS
[ ] You posted racist crap
[ ] I don't like your tone of voice
[ ] You are not civilized enough to post in these forums
[ ] Yuo mispeled evry sengle wurd.
[ ] You posted a thread about the theory of relativity
[ ] You posted a thread about fat american thread
[ ] You posted a thread about your new mustang
[ ] You posted a thread about your boring life
[ ] YOU SUCK STOP POSTING GAY THREAD ABOUT BORING/GAY/STUPID/USELESS EVERYDAY !&$%IGN MORON/GEEK/LOSER.

In Punishment, You Must:

[ ] Give up your AOL Internet account
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Jump into a bathtub while holding your monitor
[ ] Actually post something relevant
[ ] Read the f****** FAQ
[ ] Be Pat Buchanan's love slave
[ ] Call Bush and inform him he sucks
[ ] Go to your room with no supper
[ ] Apologize to everybody on this forum
[ ] Go stand in the middle of a Highway
[ ] Recite the Greek alphabet backwards
[ ] Take a bath in bleach
[ ] Drink out of a spitoon
[ ] Give me 5 dollars
[ ] Tell us your age
[ ] Tell us the truth, you are a hacker !
[ ] All of the above

And A Proverb For You (I steal some from signature of people):

[ ] It’s better to shut up and look stupid, then speak and prove it…
[ ] If n00b could fly, this place would be an airport…
[ ] Intelligence has a limit, but not stupidity…

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:

[ ] Blow me
[ ] Get a life
[ ] Never post again
[ ] I pity your dog
[ ] Go to hell
[ ] Your IQ must be 7(or lower)
[ ] Take your s*** somewhere else
[ ] STFU & GTFO
[ ] Learn to post or f*** off
[ ] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[ ] The stupidity factor of this forum greatly increase
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[ ] Stop abusing your dog
[ ] Are you on drugs?
[ ] All of the above