[Fanfic] Kraang-Subprimes Night Out!(parody/slash) 1

Ceres · 05-27-2015, 03:33 PM

A little one-shot i thought about.This time playing in the nick cartoon verse. Basically Kraang-Subprime wants to go outnight clubbing in Dimension X but Prime(which took the role of the overbearing mother for Subprime-remember its a parody ;D. And besides its a headcanon of me anyway so it counts

) don't want him to go alone and send two of his brethren with him to get them used to go out and interact with other aliens/people etc seeing as they are still very young and Subprime is already older and more experienced so a perfect teacher... much to Kraangs dismay their inexperience brings him into a few delicate situations and in the end he falls for the alcohol which was also a big no no of Prime...

The rest you will read now, enjoy it

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Friday Night in Dimension X:

Kraang-Subprime freshly healed from his last battle with the turtles walked along the hallways towards Kraang-Primes throne room. On his face was a smug grin as he was rather enjoyed to go out nightclubbing today after such a long time.
All he needed now was the ok of Prime but this would not be an easy task. She tends to be kind of a wuss what fun belongs so Subprime did his best to bring out his world known charms.

"You can do it Kraangy...use your charisma..." he murmured and knocked on the entrance of the throne room.
Primes voice boomed from inside and called him in.

The door opened with a swift swing and Kraang-Subprime entered the giant hall with a wide grin on his face.

"Oh great Mother of Kraang, i came to speak with you and asking for a little favour..." he said with all his charms.

Prime didn't reacted at first, then after stunning 5 minutes of totally silence she turned around to look at her second in command who was standing there with a big fat grin. She wrinkled her non existent eyebrows and narrows her eyes on Subprime.

"You want to go out tonight, am i right?" she said with her usual high pitched voice raising a brow in the process.

"Yes, yes indeed. Its friday night and after my last battle i think i deserved something to...uh replenish my powers! And having fun would do the trick for sure."

Rolling her eyes annoyed Prime looked down at her spawn and sighed.

"I guess you're old enough by now to go out by yourself having...fun. "

Subprime sighed disappointed, she still treated him like a child! Even he was second in command...

"And your answer oh great Prime?" he bowed slightly towards Prime to show her his respect.

"Very well then, you shall be allowed to go out tonight."

"Yesh!" balling his fist in victory Subprime surpressed a joyous outcry just in time.

"BUT!"

There was the magic word...BUT. Subprimes mood was down in an instant.

"But what?"

"You won't go alone, take your two youngest brothers with you. Kraang and Kraang are sure eager to get outside too! Teach them to have fun!" she smiled which creeped out Subprime more as he thought it would be.

"But Mo.."

"No buts, the word is spoken and so shall it happen. Kraang and Kraang, come in!" calling out two other Kraangdroids Prime patted Subprimes shoulder empathetic.

"Ohh Kraang..." Subprime cursed under his breath which earned him a scolding of Prime.

"Language!"

"I am sorry. But do i have to really take them with me? These idiots will ruin all my fun! And i don't want to play babysitter neither." crossing his tentacles pouting Subprime looked really ridiculous.

Kraang Prime simply rolled with her eyes and ushered in the two Kraang Twins.

"Kraang lacks the knowledge of what this meeting is supposed to be."

"Affirmative, Kraang is also without the thing called knowledge."

Subprime smashed his tentacle in his face palming it in annoyance. He sighed deeply and tried to calm down.

"You two, we will go out to have fun. Its an order from Kraang Prime." SuP said with a huff making the two Kraangdroids shrug with their shoulders.

"Kraang is not sure what the thing that is called fun means!"

"FUN you idiot, its self explaining you dolts! Doh, why do i even try..." he snapped at them with rage but quickly toned down as he saw Primes angry frown.

"Have fun with your brother for a while, i want you two to learn as much as possible from Subprime, do you understand?" she said with a matronizing tone in her voice.

Both droids nodded.

Prime patted their heads affectionated and gave Subprime a glare.

"And one more thing my dear child....no alcohol, not even a drop! Got it? Else your little brain is in deep trouble..."

No alcohol, two annoying younger siblings at his side...how much worse could this going to be? Trying to supress his sulking expression Subprime nodded meekly, accepting his creators wishes.

"I understand. Can i go now?" the last word he slurred a little. It was due to his growing anger he did so. It was a tic of him.

"Let's go to experience the thing that is widely known as fun!"

"Affirmative, Kraang is going to enjoy the time that is called evening together with the one known as Kraang Subprime and Kraang respectively!"

"Lets do the thing that the ones who are called Turtles always use, the word which is called brofist!"

"Booyakasha"

Subprime simply turned around and walked out of the room followed by two brofisting kraangdroids, tears of frustration running down his cheeks.

"Have fun my children!! And remember what i said!" she called after them but no response came back. "Kraangs these days...tch.."

...
In Subprimes quarters:

He threw a few clothes out of his cupboard towards the Kraangdroids who looked at each other confused.

"Don't look like fishes in a pond, put on these clothes, if you go out with me you need to look cool and top styled, not these boring and totally not fashionable suits you always wear. Put it on already, i want to go now!" tapping with his robotic foot Subprime glared at his two brethren.

"Turn around Kraang so that Kraang can change the thing known as clothes. Kraang is shy around other people." he blushed which made Subprime facepalming again.

"Oh for Kraangs sake." spatting out these words with malice he turned around annoyed, huffing and puffing doing so.

A few minutes later:

"Finally done? Good, then follow me."

"Kraang is happy about this new diet which is called gluten-free. It makes Kraang look so much thinner!"

"Kraang agrees, you look good Kraang."

Just as these two wanted to do the brofist again Subprime gave both a headbutt and dragged them along towards the exit of the technodrome.

"You two will be silent while i do the talking, got that? And if i hear the word brofist one more time i swear to all that is saint to Kraang, you are gonna die.

Hauling their butts into a spaceship Subprime pushed the start buttons and the ship sailed away in the depts of Dimension X towards the party mile who everyone goes who is something important in this certain dimension.

...
to be continued in Part 2.

(I know some of these moments were pretty much OOC but as i said, its a parody so no hard feelings

)

05-27-2015, 03:33 PM	#1
Ceres Stone Warrior Join Date: Feb 2015 Location: Germany Posts: 601	Kraang-Subprimes Night Out!(parody/slash) 1 A little one-shot i thought about.This time playing in the nick cartoon verse. Basically Kraang-Subprime wants to go outnight clubbing in Dimension X but Prime(which took the role of the overbearing mother for Subprime-remember its a parody ;D. And besides its a headcanon of me anyway so it counts ) don't want him to go alone and send two of his brethren with him to get them used to go out and interact with other aliens/people etc seeing as they are still very young and Subprime is already older and more experienced so a perfect teacher... much to Kraangs dismay their inexperience brings him into a few delicate situations and in the end he falls for the alcohol which was also a big no no of Prime... The rest you will read now, enjoy it ... Friday Night in Dimension X: Kraang-Subprime freshly healed from his last battle with the turtles walked along the hallways towards Kraang-Primes throne room. On his face was a smug grin as he was rather enjoyed to go out nightclubbing today after such a long time. All he needed now was the ok of Prime but this would not be an easy task. She tends to be kind of a wuss what fun belongs so Subprime did his best to bring out his world known charms. "You can do it Kraangy...use your charisma..." he murmured and knocked on the entrance of the throne room. Primes voice boomed from inside and called him in. The door opened with a swift swing and Kraang-Subprime entered the giant hall with a wide grin on his face. "Oh great Mother of Kraang, i came to speak with you and asking for a little favour..." he said with all his charms. Prime didn't reacted at first, then after stunning 5 minutes of totally silence she turned around to look at her second in command who was standing there with a big fat grin. She wrinkled her non existent eyebrows and narrows her eyes on Subprime. "You want to go out tonight, am i right?" she said with her usual high pitched voice raising a brow in the process. "Yes, yes indeed. Its friday night and after my last battle i think i deserved something to...uh replenish my powers! And having fun would do the trick for sure." Rolling her eyes annoyed Prime looked down at her spawn and sighed. "I guess you're old enough by now to go out by yourself having...fun. " Subprime sighed disappointed, she still treated him like a child! Even he was second in command... "And your answer oh great Prime?" he bowed slightly towards Prime to show her his respect. "Very well then, you shall be allowed to go out tonight." "Yesh!" balling his fist in victory Subprime surpressed a joyous outcry just in time. "BUT!" There was the magic word...BUT. Subprimes mood was down in an instant. "But what?" "You won't go alone, take your two youngest brothers with you. Kraang and Kraang are sure eager to get outside too! Teach them to have fun!" she smiled which creeped out Subprime more as he thought it would be. "But Mo.." "No buts, the word is spoken and so shall it happen. Kraang and Kraang, come in!" calling out two other Kraangdroids Prime patted Subprimes shoulder empathetic. "Ohh Kraang..." Subprime cursed under his breath which earned him a scolding of Prime. "Language!" "I am sorry. But do i have to really take them with me? These idiots will ruin all my fun! And i don't want to play babysitter neither." crossing his tentacles pouting Subprime looked really ridiculous. Kraang Prime simply rolled with her eyes and ushered in the two Kraang Twins. "Kraang lacks the knowledge of what this meeting is supposed to be." "Affirmative, Kraang is also without the thing called knowledge." Subprime smashed his tentacle in his face palming it in annoyance. He sighed deeply and tried to calm down. "You two, we will go out to have fun. Its an order from Kraang Prime." SuP said with a huff making the two Kraangdroids shrug with their shoulders. "Kraang is not sure what the thing that is called fun means!" "FUN you idiot, its self explaining you dolts! Doh, why do i even try..." he snapped at them with rage but quickly toned down as he saw Primes angry frown. "Have fun with your brother for a while, i want you two to learn as much as possible from Subprime, do you understand?" she said with a matronizing tone in her voice. Both droids nodded. Prime patted their heads affectionated and gave Subprime a glare. "And one more thing my dear child....no alcohol, not even a drop! Got it? Else your little brain is in deep trouble..." No alcohol, two annoying younger siblings at his side...how much worse could this going to be? Trying to supress his sulking expression Subprime nodded meekly, accepting his creators wishes. "I understand. Can i go now?" the last word he slurred a little. It was due to his growing anger he did so. It was a tic of him. "Let's go to experience the thing that is widely known as fun!" "Affirmative, Kraang is going to enjoy the time that is called evening together with the one known as Kraang Subprime and Kraang respectively!" "Lets do the thing that the ones who are called Turtles always use, the word which is called brofist!" "Booyakasha" Subprime simply turned around and walked out of the room followed by two brofisting kraangdroids, tears of frustration running down his cheeks. "Have fun my children!! And remember what i said!" she called after them but no response came back. "Kraangs these days...tch.." ... In Subprimes quarters: He threw a few clothes out of his cupboard towards the Kraangdroids who looked at each other confused. "Don't look like fishes in a pond, put on these clothes, if you go out with me you need to look cool and top styled, not these boring and totally not fashionable suits you always wear. Put it on already, i want to go now!" tapping with his robotic foot Subprime glared at his two brethren. "Turn around Kraang so that Kraang can change the thing known as clothes. Kraang is shy around other people." he blushed which made Subprime facepalming again. "Oh for Kraangs sake." spatting out these words with malice he turned around annoyed, huffing and puffing doing so. A few minutes later: "Finally done? Good, then follow me." "Kraang is happy about this new diet which is called gluten-free. It makes Kraang look so much thinner!" "Kraang agrees, you look good Kraang." Just as these two wanted to do the brofist again Subprime gave both a headbutt and dragged them along towards the exit of the technodrome. "You two will be silent while i do the talking, got that? And if i hear the word brofist one more time i swear to all that is saint to Kraang, you are gonna die. Hauling their butts into a spaceship Subprime pushed the start buttons and the ship sailed away in the depts of Dimension X towards the party mile who everyone goes who is something important in this certain dimension. ... to be continued in Part 2. (I know some of these moments were pretty much OOC but as i said, its a parody so no hard feelings ) __________________ "Shredder, why don't you make love to me anymore?"