Corrupt a Wish

[Etsyturtle2]

Originally Posted by BubblyShell22

(Man, now you're making me crave Arby's.)

Granted, but Arby's burns down so you can't have your sandwich.

I wish that my dad would stop peeing outside.

Granted, but he goes number two instead.

I wish I was an artist who could paint life and make other art come to life"