Alternate realities are real says scientist

[Leo656]

Originally Posted by MsMarvelDuckie

But what about women? We don't have beards, so how do we tell who is an alternate? Knowing my luck, I'm probably the one.....

That's easy. Women with armpit hair are automatically evil and everyone already knew that.

When in doubt, check the pits. "Don King in a headlock"? EVIL TWIN. 100% accurate 120% of the time. Which is 150% amazing because anything higher than 100% is bullsh*t. So like, yeah, WOW.