Alright... I'm getting sick of this....

~~Leo656~~ · 07-26-2003, 08:26 PM

Alright. YET AGAIN, some mental defective from this board decided to IM me and start some sh*t. So apologies to all, but for the sake of awareness (and making the offending party look like a complete retard), I'm posting the IM.

If the person who IMed me reads this: Congratulations, dipsh*t, now you have EVERYONE laughing at you, not just me. Don't throw rocks at a guy who has a machine gun, you little tool.

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the fake frowns: son of a ****ing bitch your girlfriend is a man

the fake frowns: mullets suck ass

the fake frowns: get your poor ass to a barber

KalEl656: aaaand who would you be?

the fake frowns: **** why do you care,

KalEl656: well, if you're gonna waste your time IMing me for no reason, why shouldnt I waste my time asking who you are?

the fake frowns: why does your girlfriend look like a man

the fake frowns: she wears dyke shorts

KalEl656: what would you even know about it? You haven't had any pussy since pussy had you, boy

KalEl656: I'm guessing you're either MZ or PW, right?

the fake frowns: the question is why would you want that nasty ****

the fake frowns: nope

KalEl656: well you're obviously someone from the 'Drome, because that's the only place I have my SN listed

the fake frowns: your not very smart

KalEl656: just citing precedent. There's only two people stupid enough to waste my time with this crap.

the fake frowns: your outdated haircut proves how dumb you are

KalEl656: wow, you really got me there, Champ. Spoken like a true 10 year old. Mommy know you're on the computer this late?

the fake frowns: shouldnt you be watching the wwf while lubing yourself up for GK

the fake frowns: since you two are so "close"

the fake frowns: you faggish lil nwo club

KalEl656: funny how two "****" get more pussy than your whole ****ing kindergarten class, kid

the fake frowns: i dont think you can consider your manly "girl"friend pussy

the fake frowns: go chomp on a dick, redneck bastars

the fake frowns: d

KalEl656: there are rednecks in Jersey? Weird....

KalEl656: oh thats right I forgot, they dont teach Geography in kindergarten

the fake frowns: jersey must be filled with lots of ugly men with mullets who have nasty ass girlfriends that they consider attractive

the fake frowns: jersery must be filled with many dick suckers like yourself

KalEl656: you sure have a preoccupation with my dick

the fake frowns: i bet you and all the other mullet headed men could suck a golf ball through a garden hose

KalEl656: No..... but your mother tells me I've mastered the Ancient Tongue Tornado Technique

KalEl656: at least that's what she said LAST night... but she might have just been lying so I'd give her the crack rock I promised her

the fake frowns: of course you want to go for dead mothers

KalEl656: yeah... I was afraid my flashlight was gonna die

KalEl656: luckily she wasnt buried that deep

KalEl656: they did a real half-assed job

the fake frowns: of course poor movers like you couldnt afford a pack of batteries

KalEl656: lemme guess.... you guys went for the discount funeral right?

KalEl656: Wow cool, you've been studying me. I'm flattered

the fake frowns: maybe thats why you are stuck with your greasy ass mullet and the nasty fat guirl

KalEl656: Stalker

the fake frowns: you cant take her anywhere fancy

the fake frowns: mickey d's is all you can afford with you ****** salary

KalEl656: dude Mickey D's is ****ing nasty

the fake frowns: and you are a tmnt fan too, mr laird must be embarassed

KalEl656: you eat that ****?

KalEl656: You must be like 400 pounds

the fake frowns: apparently your girlfriend doesnt think so it seems she eats to much she needs to lose some wait

KalEl656: you must spend hours and hours staring at her pic... and since it's been like 3 months since it was posted, I'm guessing that you've spent alllll day going through pages and pages of old threads looking for stuff to talk **** to me about... very productive use of your time

KalEl656: And while I'm flattered that you've decided to become obsessed with me to the point of stalking, your behavior leads me to believe one thing:

KalEl656: You're gay, and you wanna blow me

KalEl656: Again, flattered, but sorry

the fake frowns: you'd need a dick first

the fake frowns: i think your fat ass girl thought it was a hot dog

the fake frowns: shes using you for the food man

KalEl656: Clever. Your mother teach you that?

KalEl656: I'll be sure and ask her... next time I hold a ****ing seance

the fake frowns: does GK love your dickless body?

KalEl656: wouldn't know, he lives on the entire other side of the country... but as far as I know, he gets more female ass than a toilet seat in Kid Rock's private plane, so I'm pretty sure I'm a bit too mannish for him

the fake frowns: mannish

the fake frowns: not a word to describe you

the fake frowns: how about, gay, retarded, or mullet

the fake frowns: two words can describe you

the fake frowns: white trash

KalEl656: well, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay since I'm all about pussy... I did fairly well in school and you're probably in your fourth year of kindergarten, and SO many chicks wanna pet my hair it's not even funny

KalEl656: Can't really argue the white trash thing though, since I don't particularly take it as an insult... I'm white...

the fake frowns: how about your trailor, double wide

the fake frowns: ?

the fake frowns: toyota pick up i suppose

KalEl656: don't live in a trailer, I live in an apartment

KalEl656: and I don't drive

KalEl656: my girlfriend has a '98 Dodge Neon though

KalEl656: very cool shade of purple

the fake frowns: must have won it, stole it, or had you and your hick buddies put it together

KalEl656: actually her uncle bought it for her... I wish I did have some hick buddies who could do that ****, I need a car

the fake frowns: cant afford it

the fake frowns: poor bastard

KalEl656: nope, I can't

KalEl656: Jersey is the most expensive state in the country besides New York dude

KalEl656: statistical fact

the fake frowns: hahahahahah your a low class son of a bitch

KalEl656: aint like I'm any different from thousands of other people living in this state, a one-bedroom apartment costs about a grand here without utilities
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After that he apparently got bored of me making him look stupid and signed off. Either that, or he went to go look for a dictionary to correct the insane amount of spelling and grammatical errors he made.

I must be doing something right if I'm attracting all this attention. Go me. Further proof: Me and GK are Gods amongst ants.

After this, anyone attempting to randomly IM me, don't expect a reply. 75% of the people who IM me from here are only trying to start sh*t, and I seriously can't be bothered. If you aren't on my buddy list and you wanna talk to me, talk to someone who is.

07-26-2003, 08:26 PM	#1
~~Leo656~~ Banned Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: nWo Country Posts: 27,703	Alright... I'm getting sick of this.... Alright. YET AGAIN, some mental defective from this board decided to IM me and start some sht. So apologies to all, but for the sake of awareness (and making the offending party look like a complete retard), I'm posting the IM. If the person who IMed me reads this: Congratulations, dipsht, now you have EVERYONE laughing at you, not just me. Don't throw rocks at a guy who has a machine gun, you little tool. ------------------------------------ the fake frowns: son of a **ing bitch your girlfriend is a man the fake frowns: mullets suck ass the fake frowns: get your poor ass to a barber KalEl656: aaaand who would you be? the fake frowns: why do you care, KalEl656: well, if you're gonna waste your time IMing me for no reason, why shouldnt I waste my time asking who you are? the fake frowns: why does your girlfriend look like a man the fake frowns: she wears dyke shorts KalEl656: what would you even know about it? You haven't had any pussy since pussy had you, boy KalEl656: I'm guessing you're either MZ or PW, right? the fake frowns: the question is why would you want that nasty the fake frowns: nope KalEl656: well you're obviously someone from the 'Drome, because that's the only place I have my SN listed the fake frowns: your not very smart KalEl656: just citing precedent. There's only two people stupid enough to waste my time with this crap. the fake frowns: your outdated haircut proves how dumb you are KalEl656: wow, you really got me there, Champ. Spoken like a true 10 year old. Mommy know you're on the computer this late? the fake frowns: shouldnt you be watching the wwf while lubing yourself up for GK the fake frowns: since you two are so "close" the fake frowns: you faggish lil nwo club KalEl656: funny how two "" get more pussy than your whole ing kindergarten class, kid the fake frowns: i dont think you can consider your manly "girl"friend pussy the fake frowns: go chomp on a dick, redneck bastars the fake frowns: d KalEl656: there are rednecks in Jersey? Weird.... KalEl656: oh thats right I forgot, they dont teach Geography in kindergarten the fake frowns: jersey must be filled with lots of ugly men with mullets who have nasty ass girlfriends that they consider attractive the fake frowns: jersery must be filled with many dick suckers like yourself KalEl656: you sure have a preoccupation with my dick the fake frowns: i bet you and all the other mullet headed men could suck a golf ball through a garden hose KalEl656: No..... but your mother tells me I've mastered the Ancient Tongue Tornado Technique KalEl656: at least that's what she said LAST night... but she might have just been lying so I'd give her the crack rock I promised her the fake frowns: of course you want to go for dead mothers KalEl656: yeah... I was afraid my flashlight was gonna die KalEl656: luckily she wasnt buried that deep KalEl656: they did a real half-assed job the fake frowns: of course poor movers like you couldnt afford a pack of batteries KalEl656: lemme guess.... you guys went for the discount funeral right? KalEl656: Wow cool, you've been studying me. I'm flattered the fake frowns: maybe thats why you are stuck with your greasy ass mullet and the nasty fat guirl KalEl656: Stalker the fake frowns: you cant take her anywhere fancy the fake frowns: mickey d's is all you can afford with you ** salary KalEl656: dude Mickey D's is ing nasty the fake frowns: and you are a tmnt fan too, mr laird must be embarassed KalEl656: you eat that ? KalEl656: You must be like 400 pounds the fake frowns: apparently your girlfriend doesnt think so it seems she eats to much she needs to lose some wait KalEl656: you must spend hours and hours staring at her pic... and since it's been like 3 months since it was posted, I'm guessing that you've spent alllll day going through pages and pages of old threads looking for stuff to talk to me about... very productive use of your time KalEl656: And while I'm flattered that you've decided to become obsessed with me to the point of stalking, your behavior leads me to believe one thing: KalEl656: You're gay, and you wanna blow me KalEl656: Again, flattered, but sorry the fake frowns: you'd need a dick first the fake frowns: i think your fat ass girl thought it was a hot dog the fake frowns: shes using you for the food man KalEl656: Clever. Your mother teach you that? KalEl656: I'll be sure and ask her... next time I hold a ing seance the fake frowns: does GK love your dickless body? KalEl656: wouldn't know, he lives on the entire other side of the country... but as far as I know, he gets more female ass than a toilet seat in Kid Rock's private plane, so I'm pretty sure I'm a bit too mannish for him the fake frowns: mannish the fake frowns: not a word to describe you the fake frowns: how about, gay, retarded, or mullet the fake frowns: two words can describe you the fake frowns: white trash KalEl656: well, I'm pretty sure I'm not gay since I'm all about pussy... I did fairly well in school and you're probably in your fourth year of kindergarten, and SO many chicks wanna pet my hair it's not even funny KalEl656: Can't really argue the white trash thing though, since I don't particularly take it as an insult... I'm white... the fake frowns: how about your trailor, double wide the fake frowns: ? the fake frowns: toyota pick up i suppose KalEl656: don't live in a trailer, I live in an apartment KalEl656: and I don't drive KalEl656: my girlfriend has a '98 Dodge Neon though KalEl656: very cool shade of purple the fake frowns: must have won it, stole it, or had you and your hick buddies put it together KalEl656: actually her uncle bought it for her... I wish I did have some hick buddies who could do that *, I need a car the fake frowns: cant afford it the fake frowns: poor bastard KalEl656: nope, I can't KalEl656: Jersey is the most expensive state in the country besides New York dude KalEl656: statistical fact the fake frowns: hahahahahah your a low class son of a bitch KalEl656: aint like I'm any different from thousands of other people living in this state, a one-bedroom apartment costs about a grand here without utilities -------------------------------------------- After that he apparently got bored of me making him look stupid and signed off. Either that, or he went to go look for a dictionary to correct the insane amount of spelling and grammatical errors he made. I must be doing something right if I'm attracting all this attention. Go me. Further proof: Me and GK are Gods amongst ants. After this, anyone attempting to randomly IM me, don't expect a reply. 75% of the people who IM me from here are only trying to start sht, and I seriously can't be bothered. If you aren't on my buddy list and you wanna talk to me, talk to someone who is.