Tazatello's shopping spree!

tormentedvagrant · 08-05-2003, 05:12 PM

Today I went to many palces to fulfill my shopping/erand quota. One of the first things i did was go to KB toys (#1) and bought Leo and Don's RPG sets. I put on donnie's mask and assembled his bo, thus becoming Tazatello!!!! I travled the mall as this ninja creature, spinning my bo, carring bags like a hobo, eating pretzles... the usual ninja stuff. I then went to KB Toys (#2) and picked up another ninja turtles backpack. It was here that I discovered a money laundering racket, The prices on the 12" turtles were hiked in price!!! Now this means they were selling well, but then it dawned on me, the good turtle fans would need to pay for this with MONEY, spending more of their money that they mooched off their mom. This could not happen! so I made quick work of their higher priced stickers, that had been carelessly placed over the lower more holy price tags. Thats where it got tricky for just then Mitchel attacked with his dasterdly catch phrase "Hi, can I help you with something?" I had to beat him and not make a scene, so I wiped out his memory with a wave of my bo "Oh, no thank you, I'm fine right now." I said, the fool was wiped clean, and walked away. I can see it now, a cashier rings up a 12" Donatello and says in a dispicably cute voice "That'll be $26.52," and the mother will reply "but the sticker says $21" Knowing that their skeem had be foiled, they will be forced to do A PRICE AJUSTMENT!!! I knew that mirage would never see any of this extra cash as they along with playmates, sell at a standard rate to all retailers. Sham on you KB!!!! more is on the way, my day had only just begun.

08-05-2003, 05:12 PM	#1
tormentedvagrant Hench Mutant Join Date: May 2003 Location: April's Apartment Posts: 462	Tazatello's shopping spree! Today I went to many palces to fulfill my shopping/erand quota. One of the first things i did was go to KB toys (#1) and bought Leo and Don's RPG sets. I put on donnie's mask and assembled his bo, thus becoming Tazatello!!!! I travled the mall as this ninja creature, spinning my bo, carring bags like a hobo, eating pretzles... the usual ninja stuff. I then went to KB Toys (#2) and picked up another ninja turtles backpack. It was here that I discovered a money laundering racket, The prices on the 12" turtles were hiked in price!!! Now this means they were selling well, but then it dawned on me, the good turtle fans would need to pay for this with MONEY, spending more of their money that they mooched off their mom. This could not happen! so I made quick work of their higher priced stickers, that had been carelessly placed over the lower more holy price tags. Thats where it got tricky for just then Mitchel attacked with his dasterdly catch phrase "Hi, can I help you with something?" I had to beat him and not make a scene, so I wiped out his memory with a wave of my bo "Oh, no thank you, I'm fine right now." I said, the fool was wiped clean, and walked away. I can see it now, a cashier rings up a 12" Donatello and says in a dispicably cute voice "That'll be $26.52," and the mother will reply "but the sticker says $21" Knowing that their skeem had be foiled, they will be forced to do A PRICE AJUSTMENT!!! I knew that mirage would never see any of this extra cash as they along with playmates, sell at a standard rate to all retailers. Sham on you KB!!!! more is on the way, my day had only just begun. __________________ "I like to eat things I can pick out their bones with my teeth, not pick my teeth with their bones."--Leatherhead(RPG)