Cylons Rethinks Fox-Men

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I'm trying to clear space on the ol' DVD shelf and I'm really trying to decide on the X-Men film series.

Logan is the hero:
X1, X2, X3, WolvXO, TheWolv, DoFP

Magneto is the villain:
X1, X2, X3, FC, DoFP, X-A

Cyclops is a sidelined pushover or douche:
X1, X2, X3, X-A

ProfX is incapacitated or beaten:
X1, X2, X3, DoFP, X-A

Storm sucks:
X1, X2, X3, DoFP, X-A

Underpowered Rogue:
X1, X2, X3, DoFP

Overimportant Mystique:
DoFP, X-A

The Many Faces of William Stryker:
X2, WolvXO, DoFP, X-A

Each of those is something I have problems with. And I'm definitely seeing the original trilogy on my list of complaints way too many times. I can't watch any of them without fast-forwarding half the movie.

Thinking of new movies coming out for it, I'm not at all excited for either Logan or Gambit. And I was thoroughly bored by Deadpool. I finally picked up Apocalypse from the library, hopefully will watch it sometime this week... thoughts on that to follow.

Maybe I should slim my collection down to First Class, Origins*, and maaaaaaaaybe Days of Future Past?

* Say what you will, I loved Sabretooth and Wolverine in this. They were great.