Where are they now?

MW8979 · 09-14-2003, 02:31 PM

I think most would agree that it would be rather amusing if there was a TV special titled "Where are they now?" dedicated to the old TMNT. I'm sure that we're all curious to know what they're up to today. Here's my opinion on what we would see:

Michaelangelo: Most likely a middle aged majorly obese guy, sitting in a reclining chair in some dirty apartment. Still eating unhealthy amounts of pizza, just 3 months away from a major infarction.

Raphael: Dead in some alley way behind a bar, where he opened his big mouth one too many times.

Donatello: His dream of becoming a world renowned scientist finally came true - he is now a mutant turtle version of Stephen Hawking, after one of his gadgets did him in. (When your every other invention explodes, you just know you're asking for it)

Leonardo: Probably sitting in a padded cell somewhere, relentlessly chanting "I'm the leader!","Follow me guys!","Turtles fight with honor!". (That's all he ever really seemed to say in the show)

Splinter: Your guess is as good as mine, but most likely still living in the sewers. Rats have a tendency to do just that.

Shredder: Now a successful owner and CEO of "Shredd it!" cookie dough manufacturing company. After the demise of the Technodrome, he was finally able to do what his heart truly desired.

Krang: Hosting his own daily talk show, succinctly titled "Krang", where he gets to rant and rave about his wishes to conquer our world and the inferiority of humans. Other topics of discussion include latest fashion and pop trends.

Rocksteady and Bebop: Bouncers at a rave club. Despite their outright inhuman appearance, nobody seems to notice or care.

April: With the news business slow after the end of the TMNT era, she was a victim of corporate layoffs. Nevertheless, today you can still find April featured in the most provocative and exciting artcles - if you care to open the latest issue of Penthouse and Playboy.

That about covers all the major characters. Now all I have to do is put this baby into production.

09-14-2003, 02:31 PM	#1
MW8979 Hench Mutant Join Date: Sep 2003 Posts: 431	Where are they now? I think most would agree that it would be rather amusing if there was a TV special titled "Where are they now?" dedicated to the old TMNT. I'm sure that we're all curious to know what they're up to today. Here's my opinion on what we would see: Michaelangelo: Most likely a middle aged majorly obese guy, sitting in a reclining chair in some dirty apartment. Still eating unhealthy amounts of pizza, just 3 months away from a major infarction. Raphael: Dead in some alley way behind a bar, where he opened his big mouth one too many times. Donatello: His dream of becoming a world renowned scientist finally came true - he is now a mutant turtle version of Stephen Hawking, after one of his gadgets did him in. (When your every other invention explodes, you just know you're asking for it) Leonardo: Probably sitting in a padded cell somewhere, relentlessly chanting "I'm the leader!","Follow me guys!","Turtles fight with honor!". (That's all he ever really seemed to say in the show) Splinter: Your guess is as good as mine, but most likely still living in the sewers. Rats have a tendency to do just that. Shredder: Now a successful owner and CEO of "Shredd it!" cookie dough manufacturing company. After the demise of the Technodrome, he was finally able to do what his heart truly desired. Krang: Hosting his own daily talk show, succinctly titled "Krang", where he gets to rant and rave about his wishes to conquer our world and the inferiority of humans. Other topics of discussion include latest fashion and pop trends. Rocksteady and Bebop: Bouncers at a rave club. Despite their outright inhuman appearance, nobody seems to notice or care. April: With the news business slow after the end of the TMNT era, she was a victim of corporate layoffs. Nevertheless, today you can still find April featured in the most provocative and exciting artcles - if you care to open the latest issue of Penthouse and Playboy. That about covers all the major characters. Now all I have to do is put this baby into production.