International Talk Like a Pirate Day

*Mars-Chan* · 09-18-2003, 01:38 PM

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Avast Cap'n Slappy!,
What's a female pirate supposed to do when her crew has been left behind
at high school when the Cap'n is at college? Every night I'm loaded down
with work that needs to be done by a specific day and I get tired just
tryin' to get everything done! I try to call me friends but they are
never at home!

What's a girl to do? Yarrrggg......

Captian Cheryldeen of the Black Wolf

Ahoy Captain Cheryldeen,

When things gets to be overwhelmin' for Ol' Cap'n Slappy, I just takes it
out on some unsuspectin' pirate what's been needin' to be beaten with me
fists and forehead. It relieves stress and clears me sinuses. But ye may
have some activity that ye can do that would accomplish the same thing.

The advantage of beatin' someone with yer fists and forehead, however, is
that they will probably be home for the next few days recuperatin' from
their injuries what ye gave them. So...they're available!

Never underestimate the Cap'n Slappy System!

Cap'n Slappy

I can't believe that Ol' Cap'n Slappy actually mails you back if you mail him!

09-18-2003, 01:38 PM	#21
Mars-Chan I'LL BE THE HERO!!!! Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Practicing Alchemy in Risembool Posts: 6,297	DUDE! Check it out!!: Avast Cap'n Slappy!, What's a female pirate supposed to do when her crew has been left behind at high school when the Cap'n is at college? Every night I'm loaded down with work that needs to be done by a specific day and I get tired just tryin' to get everything done! I try to call me friends but they are never at home! What's a girl to do? Yarrrggg...... Captian Cheryldeen of the Black Wolf Ahoy Captain Cheryldeen, When things gets to be overwhelmin' for Ol' Cap'n Slappy, I just takes it out on some unsuspectin' pirate what's been needin' to be beaten with me fists and forehead. It relieves stress and clears me sinuses. But ye may have some activity that ye can do that would accomplish the same thing. The advantage of beatin' someone with yer fists and forehead, however, is that they will probably be home for the next few days recuperatin' from their injuries what ye gave them. So...they're available! Never underestimate the Cap'n Slappy System! Cap'n Slappy I can't believe that Ol' Cap'n Slappy actually mails you back if you mail him! __________________ clings to award THANK YOU!! THANK YOU!!! cries in joy RED DAAAAAAAAAAAAWWN!!!! PROUD Member of the Risembool Rangers! (icon made by bakergirl69 on glitter-graphics)