Bebop and Rocksteady's classmates: let's talk about the dumbest cartoon characters.

[The Great Saiyaman]

That Bebop and Rocksteady are a bunch of brain donors isn't really all that big of a surprise. But that there are dumber cartoons characters around might be a far bigger surprise. (Because just imagine: somebody actually being DUMBER than Bebop and Rocksteady)

So let's start a thread about those characters which have less brain activity than a can of Tomato soup.

First up: Beavis and Butt-Head

Okay just how dumb are Beavis and Butt-Head?


- They once got stuck on an island in the middle of a fountain in a mall because they feared they'd drown in the water, which was only half an inch deep.
- They couldn't grasp the concept of Ding-dong ditch, as so far that you have to run away after ringing the doorbell before the occupant of the house opens the door.
- Butt-Head puts himself forward as the ladies man but fails to grasp the fact that women find him disgusting.

From the Beavis and Butt-Head Spin-off show "Daria" we have Kevin Thompson.

Kevin is the high school Quarterback and is seldom seen without his football jersey. He has his trophy girlfriend Brittany Taylor who isn't the sharped knife in the drawer either but Brittany DOES show intelligence and a sense of what's right and wrong, which is why I omitted her from this list.

So how dumb is Kevin Thompson?

- Kevin and Brittany had a summer vacation job together as lifeguards at the local pool. During which they fought in front of the kids, a kid nearly drowned when Kevin started showing off his muscles (See the picture) and their demonstration of mouth-to-mouth resuscitation turned into a X-rated show as the two began to make out in full.
- Although Kevin has the quintessential blonde, busty babe in Brittany, he cheats on her very frequently and almost always betrays himself in the dumbest of ways: He casually mentions to having had two steady relationships at the same time with Brittany sitting next to him (after which she kicked his butt) and after Brittany confronted him about the rumor mill in school accusing him of dating both Daria and her younger sister Quinn, rather than to flat out deny it he got this lusty look in his eyes and went "Really? Wow...twins!"
- Team Captain Michael "Mack" McKenzie has to deal with Kevin on a daily basis and is getting more and more frustrated with the latter's inability to process anything. Kevin has appointed Mack to be his best friend, totally oblivious to the latter's frustrations. Kevin always addresses Mack as "Mack-Daddy" even after being told a million times by Mack that he HATES that nickname. Which leads to Kevin trying to use a different, even more grating nickname.

Then we have Dee Dee from "Dexter's Labratory"

I can sum up Dee Dee in two words: "Spoiled brat" Dee Dee is Dexter's older sister and she's the bane of his existence, she always messes up Dexter's experiments and shows up at the most inappropriate occasions, not because she's mean spirited but simply because she's too dumb to realize that Dexter genuinely isn't a walking and talking doll she always sees him as being.

So how dumb is Dee Dee?
- There is an episode in which Dexter has made a new entrance to his lab and has closed off the old one by building a brick wall behind the old door. DeeDee opens that door and slams into that wall, gets up again opens the door once more and walks into the wall and repeats doing so several more times, simply because she doesn't figure out that that entrance is closed off and she can't go in anymore. That basically says it all.

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This list wouldn't be complete without Spongebob Squarepants. The worst kind of tiring people are the ones who fail to realize just how tiring they are and Spongebob is a stellar example of that.

So how dumb is Spongebob?
- He's completely oblivious to the fact that Mr. Krabs exploits him, making Krab patties is his passion and as long as he can keep doing so, he doesn't really mind the fact that he earns barely enough to sustain a living.
- When Mr. Krabs opened a second restaurant in the Movie he appointed Squidward as the manager, which left Spongebob completely devastated, failing to realize that Squidward got that appointment because he actually knows how to run that restaurant while all Spongebob is good for is making Krab Patties.
Having mentioned Squidward.
- Spongebob is the neighbor from hell. Spongebob NEVER gets the message that Squidward hates him, and Spongebob has given Squidward plenty of reasons to hate him. He busts into Squidward's home unannounced, trashes the place and goes again without saying sorry.Spongebob always shows up at places where Squidward wants to have a crack at becoming a professional musician and spoils his chances. Not because he has evil intent but because he sees Squidward as a friend and Friends have to be there for each other, he's too dumb to realize that Squidward wants his privacy and does NOT want Spongebob as a friend.
- Mrs. Blowfish' driving school. Spongebob is simply too dumb to realize that all the damage he does to that unfortunate woman really is his doing. Maybe that's a good thing too, just imagine what carnage would ensue if he actually got his driver's license and he goes cruising... Be afraid, be very afraid.
- Patrick Star. Oh boy, where to start on their "Friendship" Patrick steals from Spongebob, insults him in front of his parents and yet Spongebob, believing that "friends should stick together" sticks with Patrick despite the latter treating him like dirt.

Okay feel free to add more.