Werewolf Abe Lincoln vs. Birdman

*Voltron* · 11-03-2003, 04:10 PM

For centuries this topic has been debated. From the Greek philosophers of the Classical Age to the Crack Heads of today. Who would win in a no holds barred fight?

Bird Man: Champion of Justice, Son of Apollo!

...or....

Werewolf Abe Lincoln: The Great Emancipator, and flea infested leg humper!

One gains power from the sun, the other from the moon. So this battle would of course take place during 12:00 when the full moon is out. Both would be given genetically inhanced, steel infused carrots to duel with. also, this fight will be held in a Transylvanian KFC/Taco Bell joint restaraunt as to fuel both party's hatred for the world in during the fight. (Taco Bell's exploition of canines vs. KFC's slaughtering of birds)

It is time once again for the forces of good an evil to engage in their ancient battle. Choose the fate of the world!!!
Members of the Technodrome...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEE!!

View Poll Results: Who'd win?
Werewolf Abe Lincoln	4	30.77%
Birdman	2	15.38%
A drunken Mayor McCheese	7	53.85%
Voters: 13. You may not vote on this poll

11-03-2003, 04:10 PM	#1
Voltron Handsomest Boy in School Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Realm of SJW Posts: 4,642	Werewolf Abe Lincoln vs. Birdman For centuries this topic has been debated. From the Greek philosophers of the Classical Age to the Crack Heads of today. Who would win in a no holds barred fight? Bird Man: Champion of Justice, Son of Apollo! ...or.... Werewolf Abe Lincoln: The Great Emancipator, and flea infested leg humper! One gains power from the sun, the other from the moon. So this battle would of course take place during 12:00 when the full moon is out. Both would be given genetically inhanced, steel infused carrots to duel with. also, this fight will be held in a Transylvanian KFC/Taco Bell joint restaraunt as to fuel both party's hatred for the world in during the fight. (Taco Bell's exploition of canines vs. KFC's slaughtering of birds) It is time once again for the forces of good an evil to engage in their ancient battle. Choose the fate of the world!!! Members of the Technodrome...LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLLLLLLLLEEE!!