....Do they MAKE you "play along", or can you just say, "Yeah, I'll have some f*ckin' nachos, thanks"?
Because I don't think that I could ever give people like that my money in good conscience. I would definitely urinate on the floor of their restroom on purpose, just on general principle. I've done it before for less.
Nah, you can order "nachos with chicken" as an appetizer. LOL!